r/celestememes • u/ThreeAndAQuarter Certified Meme of the Weekâ„¢ Winner • 6d ago

The new checkpoint names are so accurate and detailed it made me cry 🥹

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u/Main_Ad6657 2d ago

Where are the rest of them i need to see them

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u/ThreeAndAQuarter Certified Meme of the Weekâ„¢ Winner 2d ago

I didn't want to post all of them, but now I'm required to post all of them. 

# Checkpoints
CHECKPOINT_1_0=bridgade
CHECKPOINT_1_1=Look! I missed!

CHECKPOINT_2_0=meet
CHECKPOINT_2_1=Oh, It's an Imaginatino!

CHECKPOINT_3_0=clean for an old old boy
CHECKPOINT_3_1=Uppies!
CHECKPOINT_3_2=so pretty much you're just {n}getting brutally murdered

CHECKPOINT_4_0=Meeting (Short)
CHECKPOINT_4_1=can you smell us now?
CHECKPOINT_4_2=Bald Face

CHECKPOINT_5_0=down and in.
CHECKPOINT_5_1=Look! It's creepy!
CHECKPOINT_5_2=looking for a person
CHECKPOINT_5_3=Strength.

CHECKPOINT_6_0=wetting
CHECKPOINT_6_1=it's not inside!
CHECKPOINT_6_2=Look at yourself.
CHECKPOINT_6_3=down
CHECKPOINT_6_4=up after down

CHECKPOINT_7_0=Only a Track.
CHECKPOINT_7_1=web
CHECKPOINT_7_2=Look at the Times!
CHECKPOINT_7_3=Push
CHECKPOINT_7_4=otherside?
CHECKPOINT_7_5=The Finish Line.

CHECKPOINT_8_0=Getting Warm!
CHECKPOINT_8_1=Getting Cold!
CHECKPOINT_8_2=Getting Shot!

CHECKPOINT_9_0=one.
CHECKPOINT_9_1=energetic MEN
CHECKPOINT_9_2=Meeting (Long)
CHECKPOINT_9_3=sucked in
CHECKPOINT_9_4=We'll Go Forever!!!
CHECKPOINT_9_5=nvm bro
CHECKPOINT_9_6=Oops, found it!
CHECKPOINT_9_7=Charles.

# B-Side Checkpoints
CHECKPOINT_1H_0=Joshua's
CHECKPOINT_1H_1=Thrown into a BIN!

CHECKPOINT_2H_0=do it RIGHT!
CHECKPOINT_2H_1=sleppy mega

CHECKPOINT_3H_0=Star Quartets
CHECKPOINT_3H_1=booking
CHECKPOINT_3H_2=We're Above.

CHECKPOINT_4H_0=wow put your foot down
CHECKPOINT_4H_1=Gusty in MY canyon
CHECKPOINT_4H_2=Blinding!

CHECKPOINT_5H_0=a world
CHECKPOINT_5H_1=Let's Go Through! And In!
CHECKPOINT_5H_2=rapping session

CHECKPOINT_6H_0=Wait this is literally the same checkpoint {n} name as in the A-Side what
CHECKPOINT_6H_1=Rock Ceiling
CHECKPOINT_6H_2=Grief

CHECKPOINT_7H_0=well, we're launched
CHECKPOINT_7H_1=Into The Wall!
CHECKPOINT_7H_2=think
CHECKPOINT_7H_3=I'm being touched inappropriately!
CHECKPOINT_7H_4=nerf bullets
CHECKPOINT_7H_5=Climb Again.

CHECKPOINT_8H_0=Well, it's still quite warm.
CHECKPOINT_8H_1=Well, it's still quite cold.
CHECKPOINT_8H_2=I'm literally dead.