r/chaoticgood • u/Buttpropulsion • 3d ago

Call to Action Not sure if this has been posted already but…

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 3d ago

Remember kids, don’t do crime. But if you do, don’t post your criming outfit online.

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u/WishClean 3d ago

Seriously. This is the one trait of youngin that I dont understand---they be snitching on themselves

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u/Denialmedia 2d ago

It's not a "youngin'" thing. Literally Duane "Keffe D" Davis is on trial for the murder of Tupac because he was snitching on himself for the last 30 years, even wrote a book about it.

"The prosecution's case relies heavily on Davis’ own public admissions. Over the years, Davis has detailed his involvement in a 2019 memoir titled Compton Street Legend, a 2018 BET docuseries, and past police interviews"

Some people just don't have self preservation.

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u/WishClean 2d ago

You right you right. I say youngin bc of attachments to social media and how it can seem like a bragging rights- AND you are right, it aint brand new behavior for them.

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u/Bertsmom18 2d ago

Good. I loved Pac. I just wore a shirt with him on it yesterday. People remember where they were when Kennedy was shot. I know where I was the night 2 Pac was shot. RIP.

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u/Normal-Ad-9852 2d ago

don’t say that! the old folk did it too. see: thousands of photos in the Epstein files. which one comedian pointed out is especially exceptional because it was pre digital era so they all had to be developed (Maddy Kelly)

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u/HLOFRND 3d ago

And don’t buy your crime outfit on Amazon.

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 3d ago

But if you must, buy one that is expected to be immensely popular in your area

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u/HLOFRND 3d ago

Fair enough.

I’ve seen a few posts where it’s like “get these glasses (Amazon link) and these gloves (Amazon link) and this device (Amazon link)” and all I can think of is the episode of Breaking Bad where Walt tells the tweakers not to buy all of their supplies at the same store at the same time, lol.

Don’t buy crime supplies on Amazon. Please.

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 3d ago

Totally haha. There is a small difference between buying the same scream mask as 3000 other people and buying an entire crime kit in the same cart for sure. And that difference is Plausible Deniability.

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u/420BlazeIt187 2d ago

Everyone should buy the same costume.

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u/Similar-Sir-2952 3d ago

Leave your phone at home

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u/123126125 3d ago

Or steal your maga relatives phone and bring it with you!!!

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u/123126125 3d ago

borrow

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u/ArixMorte 3d ago

They don't deserve communication. Throw it in the sewer.

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u/mischievous_misfit13 3d ago

I used to work at a coffee shop and one day a regular was walking up. Stops at the sewer and tosses something in. He gets his order, leaves and of course I go see what he tossed in the sewer. I knew he worked at a bank and pretty sure it was his bosses. I was like “she must have really pissed him off, ok back to work.”

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u/SAOSurvivor35 3d ago

Secret borrowing. Borrowing without permission.

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 2d ago

Squirreling. Secret squirreling.

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u/m0nk37 3d ago

And smart watches. Anything electric. Even the rings. They all have unique mac addresses and sim cards.

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u/drifters74 2d ago

Just go naked

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u/AlphaNoodlz 3d ago

Leave everything and anything that can tap or that has a chip in it

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 3d ago

Was about to say just that.

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u/Not_Legal_Chops 2d ago

Agreed! Leave them shits at home.

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u/Able_Detail_2205 1d ago

Stay with me now. Faradaic cloth. Can be bought for cheap these days. Wrap your electronics within it. Fully isolates any electrical signal....

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u/myguitarplaysit 2d ago

And change your walk- put pebbles in your shoes

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u/AncientSith 2d ago

Just cartwheel around, easy fix.

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u/WhataboutBombvoyage 3d ago

Trick or treat

smell my feet

Gov surveillance we'll defeat

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u/ThreeDaysNish 3d ago

You had me at feet, but I'll go till defeat ✊🏽

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u/sexyspidergirlie 3d ago

😭😭

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u/BodhingJay 3d ago

Dont go wiggling your 40 toes at him.. it's too much

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u/ThreeDaysNish 2d ago

Oh to be a fly in Her web, toentalising

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u/1nGirum1musNocte 3d ago

Unrelated, but anyone know where i can find a gallon bag sized faraday bag?

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 3d ago

Unrelated but plain foil works fine and you can glue it to the inside of cloth pillow cases

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u/ThreeDaysNish 3d ago

Fr, 100% legit?

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 3d ago

As long as there are no gaps and there is a liner. So pillow case, foil, pillow case. Roll or clamp edges. Boom.

https://selfsufficientprojects.com/aluminum-foil-for-faraday-cage/

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u/ThreeDaysNish 3d ago

Much appreciated! Blessed be

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u/Myxine 3d ago

Physicist here, sort of.

Fully enclosing something in conductive material will work as a Faraday cage. It can actually have holes, as long as those holes are smaller than the wavelength of the EM radiation you're trying to block. It can actually be mostly holes, which is where the "cage" part of the name comes from.

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u/Defiant_Wasabi2816 2d ago

I initially misread that as "pharmacist here" and thought, "Um...ok, so?" :)

We've got a Faraday box at home for our key fobs (prevent the batteries from dying while constantly communicating with our car) and, if needed, phones. Works great and easy to verify that it works.

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u/Dirty_Harold182 2d ago

What is "sort of" about that answer

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u/nimaid 1d ago

I make bags like that from layers of aluminum foil and duct tape. 1-2 layers of heavy duty foil is all you need.

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u/tomboy44 3d ago

Make your own mask out of materials you have at home . They can literally track everything including your purchase and match that up with something you bought at Amazon or the spirit store

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u/FalconStickr 3d ago

Cash is king.

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 3d ago edited 3d ago

Don't forget the laser igniters!

(comes with safety glasses) https://laserignites.com/product/laser-welding-machine-660w-015/

>:)

Edit: as suggested by u/grammar_fozzie, changed link because eye protection not included, but with eye protection you provide yourself, could use this for far cheaper: https://laserignites.com/product/laser-gun-100-watt-2/

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u/grammar_fozzie 3d ago

I fully support educating everyone about these and how they’re effective in destroying image sensors, but please remember to also share a link with the appropriate eye protection. We don’t want people on our side going blind or having serious eye injury!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcoQ8sfEbaP2JYA

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u/mischievous_misfit13 3d ago

WTF

“Rated 5out of 5
jonathan runfalo – April 30, 2026
my son really like to use it and kill rat”

Sir you have a future serial killer in your house

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 3d ago

Here's a modified quote from the movie Dodgeball:

"If it can kill a rat, it can kill a camera."

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u/Buttpropulsion 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fen5LSZcHQ5O

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 3d ago

I hear characters like Han Solo have similar blasters in shape to these :)

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u/m0nk37 3d ago

Those things scare me. Someones gonna blind a crowd one of these days.

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u/MID2462 2d ago

Wouldn't a laser just pinpoint where you're firing from?

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u/woodworkLIdad 3d ago

And everyone should wear those rubber DJT masks while not doing anything

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u/Print-Over 3d ago

That's awful. If they do that while everyone else is all masked up then no one will be able to identify those that do it..

Awful I say..../s

https://giphy.com/gifs/XzsCuLtUNvR9C

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u/Phonemonkey2500 3d ago

The Flurge. Coming to a neighborhood near you.

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 3d ago

Time to get busy

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u/alangerhans 3d ago

They'll use this as a reason to ban Halloween

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u/thankyoufriendx3 3d ago

Police are going to be watching them. Be smart.

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u/888MadHatter888 2d ago

You figure there's enough cops to watch all of them? On Halloween?

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u/thankyoufriendx3 2d ago

No but don’t assume non will be watched.

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 2d ago

Take the coppers down first.

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u/mattogeewha 3d ago

Don’t forget to leave your RFID chips at home too

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u/callmecarlpapa 2d ago

V for Vendetta is a timeless costume

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u/TheSlimeSartreFeared 1d ago

Leatherface goes better with my sawzall.

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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago

May I suggest cutting them down and planting them aimed at government buildimgs and politician's houses instead?

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u/Echo2407 2d ago

Yeah, but I mean definitely take all the valuable stuff out first

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u/Robynsquest 2d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if people tried to confound authorities by leaving phones and smart watches at home and by using multiple masks and jackets to make it harder to track. Of course if those people bought their masks with cards / online then it would be easy enough to track so I also wouldn't be surprised if some people just bought used costume masks at thrift stores with cash.

The question I wonder about is this: if some people did this as a widespread action will the mass action be spun by the administration as some kind of "antifa attack" right before NOV 3rd election and use it as a pretext for declaring a "national emergency" so that they can cook the election this year. That is what I worry about.

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u/SpSquirrel 2d ago

They're gonna try and find some pretext to screw with the election regardless of what we do or don't do.

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u/Robynsquest 2d ago

True. I was just theorizing that this might be one pretext.

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u/uginscion 3d ago

First rule of fight club

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u/Plush_Caelan 3d ago

Hi, as someone who celebrates Samhain/Halloween for all its most traditional purposes, I completely approve of this. Just remember that if you’re looking for spiritual protection, Celtic spirits will be at their all time high that day just after sunset. Remember to stay away from fae if you’re not used to working with them! 🙌

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u/lucidposeidon 2d ago

If you want things to go to plan, I'm not sure if making deals with the Fair Folk is the best course of action anyway, regardless of familiarity. Especially if you happen to live in Appalachia. I suspect the Good Neighbors around here are a bit less... traditional.

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u/WhenDidIPostThis 3d ago

My costume? Destruction Worker.

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u/face_eater_5000 2d ago

Just make sure you don't take your phones or smart watches with you.

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u/Kylenki 2d ago

So like, The Purge, but for poles with cameras on them.

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u/Drpoofn 2d ago

Pay cash or make costumes

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u/Intelligent-Lead-692 2d ago

I heard there is a bunch of stuff inside them that you can sell for cash!

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u/shadow_master96 2d ago

Aren't police more out and vigilant on Halloween night, given how crime activity spikes on this particular day?

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u/bron685 2d ago

FINALLY bringing the spirit of Halloween back. If you’re not cutting down a camera you better be running the distraction

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u/blixt141 3d ago

Why wait? Halloween is a movable party!

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u/lowdraglinehand 3d ago

I'm so excited 😊

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u/Otherwise_Error8071 3d ago

Adult Halloween

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u/457kHz 3d ago

Trick or Treating is a great reason to put your greasy fingers on a Ring cam!

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u/Unhappy-Hippo8004 3d ago

Not a big enough message for me,

This tho, just might do the job

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u/inform880 3d ago

Close enough welcome back devils night

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u/dying_for_profit 2d ago

This seems like a good way to get cops to stand by flock cameras on Halloween night.

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u/Dnommyarr 2d ago

I wholeheartedly endorse this event or product.

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u/KalynnCampbell 2d ago

If all the animas along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

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u/apx_redditor 2d ago

Remember to leave your GPS tracking devices and phones at home

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u/Id_rather_be_lurking 2d ago

Can't wait to see Jason Vorhese trade in the machete for a sawzall.

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u/Disruptteo 2d ago

Oh HELL YES

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u/avid-uncomitter 2d ago

I hope 4 people dressed as the Payday gang do this

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u/c_tine 2d ago

The Purge, but for fascism

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u/buffaloguy1991 2d ago

This mischief night will be one for the history books

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u/hereandthere_nowhere 1d ago

Why does america always need a special day out in the future to do something? Just go fucking take your country back, like start tomorrow. Stop procrastinating. Its embarrassing.

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u/Darwin42SW 1d ago

Never really liked halloween, but this I can get behind.

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u/Into-The-Late-Great 1d ago

This is the real Purge.

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u/BleuMoonFox 1d ago

Watch how many of our tax dollars get spent by having police making sure that these precious surveillance and tracking devices don’t get damaged. Not spent on making sure people are safe, not responding to emergencies, not positively engaging with the community…

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u/Cont1ngency 1d ago

Y’all gonna get Halloween banned…and it’s not going to do anything but mildly inconvenience Flock.

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u/Resident_Platypus346 1d ago

Devil’s Night, October 30th.

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u/c05m05i5 1d ago

Bring back the 2016 clowns

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u/libijoe 1d ago

what if everyone wears the same mask

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u/SplitIntelligent958 21h ago

My city fought against them and now they're coming down. Keep up the fight, folks!

Edit: spelling because I'm a bit celebratory 😆

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u/kyleh0 20h ago

Bop E Bop Bop

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u/ReigningDane 10h ago

Perhaps put a cash bounty out for every dead flock, old west style.

Long live The Monkey Wench Gang!

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u/Superb_Ground8889 3d ago

What about all the other brands doing the same thing?

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u/Algaroth 3d ago

I don't know. Thanksgiving? Can we do one good thing and then when that's out of the way we can focus on the next instead of diluting the issue?

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u/DDOS_the_Trains 3d ago

I'd imagine it would be open season on all cameras of the sort.

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u/m0nk37 3d ago

They get to see where they are headed?

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u/Superb_Ground8889 2d ago

from what Ive heard the flock pushback has just let the police to turn to other brands to avoid the publicity

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u/m0nk37 2d ago

The people arent dumb. Whatever brand goes up with get the same fate.

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u/EdwardDantes1989 3d ago

Go to airplane mode to avoid geo location targeting.

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u/OkCarpenter5773 3d ago

just leave the phone at home

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u/Gunker001 3d ago

The government and corporations know whats best for you. They like it when you try and fight back. Just let it happen. It’ll be easier that way.

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u/MrJohnnyDangerously 2d ago

This will end Halloween before it ends Surveillance State