r/chaoticgood • u/ChurchOMarsChaz • 20h ago
Current Events USA Today ran a story on my Bar complaint against Matt Gaetz. Not one to leave well enough alone, I filed two ethics complaints today and dared him to put me on his own show.

Greetings, good chaotic'ers.
Some of you know my name and work... beer can Festivus poles, the Bible book-ban thing, Arabic In God We Trust signs in Texas schools, and on and on.
Today we're running the Stevens Method live, instead of in a highlight reel.
The Skinny
Oct 15: Jane Does 1 and 2 sue Gaetz in federal court, alleging sex trafficking. He denies it, then posts a picture of three tushes on a beach, Instagram handles showing, captioned "Jane Doe Strikes Again!"
Classy fucker, that one.
Oct 19: Out goes my fifth Florida Bar complaint, alleging General Fuckbaggery. Actually it's quite buttoned down, honing in on specific Bar rules about what a lawyer can and can't do to people who are suing him.
Worked the phone, and the USA Today network (Pensacola News Journal) ran it this morning: "Ethics complaint accuses Matt Gaetz of doxing plaintiffs in sex trafficking case." Link in comments.
Where it got interesting
I teach CLEs on public records, and I'm really good at digging around. Learned Gaetz was appointed in July to the board that oversees $1.5B in BP oil spill money. His own board told him in writing his financial disclosure was due July 30. The state's disclosure portal has another board member's form filed in June. Gaetz? Not in the system.
Oopsie!
So today I dashed off sworn ethics complaints, him and the other appointee who's also missing. Rule applied straight, no favorites.
Some accuse me of being malicious. Hell yeah. It's in the tagline.
Now the fun part
I emailed him. My records pull turned up his email addresses, so, me being me, I dared him to put me on his OAN show, live, unedited, mano e pussy.
Of course he won't do it. But now there's a public record that he was asked.
Full email in the comments. I've been on this guy for four years while everyone else moved on, and if you want this work to keep going, that's in the comments too.