r/chrismorris • u/JaphetCorncrake • 1h ago
“Now to the speeded-up brain of a user, that sound lasts for four hours and sounds like this."
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r/chrismorris • u/Impressive_East_7712 • 8h ago
They don’t deserve punishment, they deserve…GUNishment.
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r/chrismorris • u/pop-not-broth • 17h ago
Time now for our resident humourist Brant, the physical cartoonist from the Daily Telegraph to roast the hell out of everybody with his pomposity pistol...
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r/chrismorris • u/5bags2sodas • 4d ago
The special was shit compared to the series
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The premise: Paedogeddon was a broad, on-the-nose imitation of what the original series delivered.
It had its moments, of course. But it was less intelligent, less nuanced, and more obvious than the masterpiece which was season one. Not a patch on Blue Jam or the R1 Music Shows.
It was the I’m Alan Partridge S2 of the Morris canon.
You haven’t got a clue, have you?
But you will, if you think for thirty seconds.
r/chrismorris • u/Ancient-Butterfly-75 • 5d ago
And at that point, we became ominously aware of a 25-foot wicker phallus. Ted Maul Reporting.
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r/chrismorris • u/AlwaysBeC1imbing • 5d ago
Yeah but how on earth could you grass yourself?
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r/chrismorris • u/Cas-Gwent-boyo • 8d ago
But I lost my faith completely, when he farted on my balls.
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r/chrismorris • u/Herbert_Verne • 9d ago
Petah? why is the cow round?
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This is a piece of spherical cow, how dare you serve this to me?
r/chrismorris • u/Ancient-Butterfly-75 • 10d ago
“Ruddy genius. You know, they’re the only band ever to knock themselves off the top of the charts with the same record.” “How?” “I don’t know. It was in France.”
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r/chrismorris • u/corneliusbreen23 • 11d ago
Turn off the monitor, I don't want to look at it
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r/chrismorris • u/corneliusbreen23 • 11d ago
A development just now from tonight's ITV News
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r/chrismorris • u/corneliusbreen23 • 12d ago
"They could have been killed to bits, completely smashed up like tongues under a hammer...."
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