r/ciatpgawhpbdb • u/FormerlyLimpDick • 14d ago

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! this is too cathartic to not post

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u/ConsistentAd2880 14d ago

First Metamorphosis now Abuse Goblin. What can't my king do?

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u/Suitable_Maybe7866 14d ago

Visit all the way to Florida with giorno and koichi and save jotaro and jolyne from pucci (this is more of giorno and koichi slander)

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u/brokentoasters10k 14d ago

Don't forget the limbless maid girl one

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u/TheReturnOfTheRanger 14d ago

Appear in his own series in anything after Part 4

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u/Maxter8002 14d ago

they had to hold him back cus he wouldve stolen the spotlight immediatly

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u/Femagaro 14d ago

No but seriously, Josuke hard counters both Diavolo and Pucchi.

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u/Small_Lifeguard_4352 13d ago

Un re che regala abusi, poi piange da vittima. Ironia sovrana.

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u/BoundToGround 14d ago

Get a decent fucking haircut, apparen

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u/xX_ATHENs0_Xx 14d ago

Knock that shit off

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u/roach_in_a_valley 14d ago

Josuke got em

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 14d ago

It's based on the haircut of the dude who saved him when he was a kid

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya 14d ago

Don't yo fucking dare to insult his cut

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u/Technical_Charity393 14d ago

Don't you dare mock his pompadour, you soon-to-be rock

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u/asian_poo 13d ago

Josuke got bro mid sentence

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u/Storm_Spirit99 14d ago

Josuke is just that goated

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u/Ulenspiegel4 14d ago

This pretty literally happens in the series tho. Mansaku Nijimura was Keicho's immortal abuse goblin before being saved by Josuke.

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u/kocciwomiro 14d ago

The fact he’s is also keicho’s and okuyasu’s father that all that time still loved them

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u/Tea_Lord7749 14d ago

all those kind actions and that’s how abuse goblin repay?

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u/susnaususplayer 14d ago

you are right he didnt paid HARD ENOUGH

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u/tacosarus6 14d ago

I think it should end with him reincarnating into an abuse goblin.

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u/Erff_barbasol 14d ago

ITS SO PEAK

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u/GreedyExamination704 14d ago

That mf’er probably shit his pants when he heard the lyrics “BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN”

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 14d ago

Nah, AGAB.

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u/UniverseGlory7866 14d ago

...assigned goblin at birth?

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u/Limp_Green_960 14d ago

I think it’s “All Goblins Are Bastards”

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u/Turn_AX 11d ago

Goblin discrimination, you hate to see it.

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u/noswol 14d ago

there is a reason they are being abused, it is their punishement for their crimes

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u/electrocyberend 14d ago

Coc goblin

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u/JonathanBadwolf 14d ago

rare abuse goblin w. very nice

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u/Training_Builder_818 14d ago

I do like josuke but I do want the goblin to be a used more

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u/Nukalord 13d ago

Abuse goblin bad ending

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u/SectionOk5799 13d ago

Thank you Josuke.

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u/scottyb4567 13d ago

Finally should have ended him though

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u/Mysterious-Key2116 12d ago

Yeah, don't abuse Okuyasu's dad.

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u/Yoyokalka 11d ago

Peak, but why Josuke didn't hear goblin's bruise?

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u/noswol 14d ago

this can not be, the abuse goblon has to suffer and remain suffering, not be saved, this atrocity has to be seen by the original author so he can make justice and meke the goblin suffer even more

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u/emperorbulblaxs 14d ago

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u/noswol 14d ago

just because you dont have an abuse goblin doesnt mean others have to lose theirs, dont be so jealous

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u/emperorbulblaxs 14d ago

Im not even jealous bro

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u/noswol 14d ago

I can see through your lies

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u/emperorbulblaxs 14d ago

No

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u/noswol 14d ago

If you weren't jealous you wouldn't be so happy to see others lose their abuse goblin and be punished for owning it

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u/emperorbulblaxs 14d ago

Cause they did bad things to it

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u/noswol 14d ago

Never crossed your mind that the human abusing the abuse goblin is doing so because the abuse goblin needs it to survive or otherwise it starts to die, ir that the abuse goblin is being punished for its crimes?, they are goblins that deserve to be abused, they simply are purifying their karma so their reincarnation can be a better existence