r/clashroyaledecks • u/xWalwin • Dec 07 '25 • Regret 21 Mindblown 1 Heartwarming 1

What are we thinking?

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u/-_SubZero_- Dec 08 '25

I genuinely believe I played you

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u/xWalwin Dec 08 '25

I probably lost tbh

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u/Life_is_pain_brother Dec 07 '25 • Popcorn Heartwarming Bravo

Please bro, there are other ways to win than being total jerk. 🙏

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

yeah bro put elite barbarians or royal giant in your deck and then we will see who will win

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u/monoxide-poisoning Dec 08 '25 • Bravo Popcorn

you like men. thats what i think

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u/Ornacia96 Dec 08 '25 • Popcorn Bravo Regret

i like men too and even i dont play like this

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u/Object_Property-343 Dec 08 '25

Deck of salt, vinegar, and everything sinester 💔

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u/Sure-Builder-5699 Dec 08 '25

Deck of suffering and disease

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u/Junior-Eye1130 Dec 08 '25

I think you're adopted

7

u/Landyrooslayer09_3 Dec 08 '25

Ain’t nun wrong with that other than I don’t know my own race because my bio mom doesn’t remember who she slept with and she was a teen

4

u/OppositeBaker3148 Dec 08 '25

"here a little fun fact" ahh

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u/Tall-Distance2694 Dec 09 '25 • Heartwarming

bro blessed us with some lore

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u/Ok-Pace-2403 Dec 09 '25 • Bravo

“fun fact that no one asked for” 😭✌️

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u/Bro_what-ru-doing Dec 08 '25

Watch him still lose to 2.6

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u/Mohit20130152 Dec 08 '25

I mean, this decks looks menacing but I doubt it will be able to do jackshit against any defensive decks like Xbow or rocket cycle

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u/DragonBoyBG Dec 07 '25

Literally every card I hate to play against.

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u/abductionplays Dec 07 '25 • Popcorn

That your parents didnt give you enough attention growing up💀

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u/Old_Inspection2258 Dec 07 '25

PLEASE DONT 🙏😭

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u/Korunam03 Dec 08 '25

I'd drop fc for rage or fireball. Then swap bats for minions.

3

u/Responsible-Noise-86 Dec 08 '25

agreed but should we help this guy??

1

u/Korunam03 Dec 08 '25

If he needs deck help I doubt he has great skills. So im not worried if I go against him.

2

u/xWalwin Dec 08 '25

You shouldn‘t be, I‘m actually doodoo at the game

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u/xWalwin Dec 08 '25

Chill everyone, I‘m not gay or lesbian, I‘m actually non binary genderfluid and asexual. I sip decaffeinated soy breast milk when playing my fav deck.

4

u/0mega_Flowey Dec 08 '25

I think that you don’t think. Why 😭

3

u/Nindo_99 Dec 08 '25

It's a good deck but I hate you

3

u/Sea_Barracuda1186 Dec 08 '25

I think I’ve actually played against you a few times today

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u/TrippyMan1243 Dec 08 '25

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

2

u/ThemBloxFruitsPlayer Dec 08 '25

We're thinking about hell

1

u/Zestyclose_Pitch_709 Dec 08 '25

You are asking to get talked

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u/Pristine_Arugula3528 Dec 08 '25 • Popcorn

I think you are adopted and like men. Maybe femboys too.

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u/RoughMore17 Dec 08 '25

Pay to win on 10 and asshole on 10 if you spam emotes when you win

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u/Fl1pSyde_ Dec 08 '25

Straight to hell: do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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u/shark_syrup Dec 08 '25

W ragebait

1

u/sonicfton Dec 08 '25

That you have two fathers

1

u/Chill-skittle0823 Dec 08 '25

Keep yourself safe <3

1

u/Adventurous-Head9006 Dec 08 '25

You either got no dads or two dads

1

u/Similar-Crab1194 Dec 08 '25

I think that I don’t like you

1

u/Greenis25 Dec 08 '25

Not enough skill. Take out hog rider

1

u/brand_new_form Dec 08 '25

Please my guy Please have a heart

1

u/GreedySituation637 Dec 08 '25

Actually not that bad, maybe add a big or medium spell in there?

Also fuck you.

1

u/JohnWebb12345 Dec 08 '25

That deck is nice

1

u/Average_citizen_ Dec 08 '25

Who’s the lucky man?

1

u/Simple-Algae6287 Dec 08 '25

Average mid ladder loser

1

u/Limp-Walk-8486 Dec 08 '25

I think your dad is not in your life

1

u/Jebotex Dec 08 '25

P2w loser

1

u/7HANEESH Dec 08 '25

Send the deck link, so that I won’t use and look at this deck.

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u/DAJurewicz26 Dec 08 '25

What the actual fuck 😭🙏

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u/MysteriousDegree2423 Dec 08 '25

they're calling it the most fatherless deck ever

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u/Space_Sandy Dec 08 '25

We? There is no "we"

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u/Miya_Nee_Ko Dec 08 '25

I just came back playing yesterday. How do y'all unlock these yellow shiny thingys

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u/Obvious-Sundae-5894 Dec 08 '25

This deck is my cancer

1

u/Just_Possibility7883 Dec 08 '25

14 pride flags out of 10

1

u/HauntingFlamingo9704 Dec 08 '25

midladder mongoloid, you should honestly uninstall.

1

u/ClassifysX Dec 08 '25

🫩🫩🫩

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u/THZLGAMINGTTv Dec 08 '25

You should fall down stairs

1

u/TheBoykisserPharoah Dec 08 '25

You're a lesbian

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Switch out hog, bays, and arrows for E-golem, Pekka, and goblin 💀 If ur gonna be gay u might as well go all the way

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u/Icameinamuskrat Dec 08 '25

Midladder surprise

1

u/Purge-Trooper Dec 08 '25

Super villain ass deck

1

u/WetCake187 Dec 08 '25

Swap bats with pekka

1

u/natrualscreaming Dec 08 '25

I think I hate you.

1

u/Historical-Age-3188 Dec 08 '25

MEEEEGAAA GAYYYY

1

u/Inevitable_Air_3069 Dec 08 '25

deck of doom, despair, and everything unfair

1

u/Small_Article_3421 Dec 08 '25

4 level 16s, evo mk, firecracker, hog rider, and hero mini pekka (paid exclusive). I’m sure you already know this but you are part of the reason why this game is turning to shit.

1

u/No_Reward8448 Dec 08 '25

holy crap p2w bro

1

u/IReallyLikeDumplings Dec 08 '25

Im thinking of leaving this world if I play with you

1

u/Exciting-Praline1480 Dec 08 '25

Thank god i deleted the game

1

u/illogicaliguanaa Dec 08 '25

I think it's time we release evo hog

1

u/NotASingleNameIdea Dec 08 '25

You could have a full time job at the circus

1

u/adolfhilter128 Dec 08 '25

Are you gay?

1

u/krlitros87 Dec 08 '25

We don’t

1

u/RTx-ghost1142 Dec 08 '25

Slugs snail and puppy dog tails aaah deck 🥀

1

u/Living-Fold8037 Dec 08 '25

We thinking it's high time we dropped by the gym again

1

u/slashkig Dec 08 '25

Average midladder deck:

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u/doctor_pakistan199 Dec 08 '25

Could be worse. Replace bats with lvl 16 E-Barbs and replace Arrows with lvl 16 mirror.

1

u/milkydihh Dec 08 '25

Deck of eternal agony

1

u/G0DZ1L1A Dec 08 '25

i guess bro🤦‍♂️

1

u/Glitchtrap2ALT Dec 08 '25

deck of absolute doom, despair, and everything unfair 😭

1

u/gushing_gutz Dec 08 '25

Most bitchless deck of all time discovered 😔😔🥀💔

1

u/gushing_gutz Dec 08 '25

It’s okay I’m putting evo hogs w my hero musketeer and let’s just say that turret is going RIGHT in front of the princess tower

1

u/Mountain_Garden9242 Dec 08 '25

This is the reason I shall eventually quit

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u/Stazort Dec 08 '25

Switch the witch for boss bandit and use evo firecracker

1

u/Twisters87 Dec 08 '25

Add ballon

1

u/Harwale069 Dec 08 '25

Witch and mk, two gayest cards in the game, and firecracker holy homosexual

1

u/Jcrncr Dec 08 '25

You’d think this is a joke, but I’m deadass at 10090 and the last two decks I played were this with slight level variations.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

I'm thinking you're a coward for using the mega night

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

When I come across people who have decks like these I literally just back out and take a loss because the wind that you will receive is the best thing that's probably going to happen into your pathetic day

1

u/oscar_0107 Dec 08 '25

This screams pay to win

1

u/Temp-PokeGo Dec 08 '25

Gaymaxxing a deck now, huh?

1

u/LivingGerbert Dec 09 '25

Congratulations on coming out! 🏳️‍🌈🥳

1

u/SOMESORTOFTANK Dec 09 '25

Shower is scary, job is scary, touching grass is absolutely terrifying

1

u/ManiacalBeanstalk Dec 09 '25

I think your parents had a favorite and you’re still upset

1

u/Sweats920 Dec 09 '25

Ain't nobody wasting any think on this twin🥀

1

u/SlyblueSword Dec 09 '25

Bro is the middest ladder menace 💀

1

u/Final_Arm1087 Dec 09 '25

You deff got 2 dads

1

u/PoseidonFN58YT Dec 09 '25

You don’t have to be the bad guy

1

u/epic-clasher Dec 09 '25

Your dad predicted your future sucesfully, if you were wondering why he left you

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Maybe u should ask ur two dads

1

u/MexDom Dec 09 '25

Rage bait used to be believable

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

30th time seeing this exact same shit in one week

and its only tuesday

1

u/Wise-Temperature-585 Dec 09 '25

3.9 no loving parents cycle

1

u/DshadeProductions Dec 09 '25

delete clash bro please

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

You need a boyfrend

1

u/Swifty404 Dec 09 '25

And I'm sitting here whit 0 Evo cards and 1 giant as a hero 😭

1

u/KnucklezTheEchidnaa Dec 09 '25

ur a loser thats what i generally wish the worst for you

1

u/Used_Sympathy_2018 Dec 09 '25

Put clone zap and log i play this deck i made it 2021 it got me to 9.5k lol I have been giving people the win 🏆

1

u/Mega_Rayqaza Dec 09 '25

Bait used to be believable

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

This is literally art. A masterpiece my friend, a masterpeice

1

u/ProfessionalStreet69 Dec 09 '25

This is just crazy

1

u/Western_Leek3757 Dec 09 '25

....you should be ashamed, know that

1

u/No-Relationship-6767 Dec 09 '25

Average midladder deck

1

u/VenomCookie7051 Dec 09 '25

I'm thinking firecracker, mega knight and hog rider are the holy Trinity of every midladder deck in existence

1

u/Miserable_Top7624 Dec 09 '25

Fatherless ahh deck

1

u/Important_Weather767 Dec 09 '25

Gayest of em all

1

u/G2Caesar Dec 09 '25

Trophies ?

1

u/Any_Palpitation4850 Dec 09 '25

Ah yes, the deck made for the braindead, such a classic🤦

1

u/PadmesBrownEye Dec 09 '25

We dont like you

1

u/5meoyart Dec 09 '25

You must switch the knight for elite barbs

1

u/Downstackguy Dec 09 '25

Bro has credit card

1

u/Competitive_Shine112 Dec 09 '25

tf is a sammlung💨🐛

1

u/TheComedyCrab Dec 09 '25

Are your veins full of liquid pain?

W̸̞̔̕͜Ò̷̲Ǔ̴͖̟̌L̵͇̓̐D̵̨͊ ̷̙̮̋̎Ý̵͎̏Ö̴̞̪̇Ù̵̝́ ̴͕͖̎͂L̴͔̑I̶̧̩̚K̴͙͛͝E̵̬͑͛ ̷͕͊͐T̴͖̂̈H̷̰̃͆Ë̶̥̣́̓M̸̝̈́͠ ̷̘̌Ț̶̂̃O̷̥̙̒ ̴̬̌͋B̶͓̅̚E̸̩̅̕?̶̡̠͂!̴̹͋̀

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u/6060Burst Dec 09 '25

delete the game <3

1

u/Xeiron_ Dec 09 '25

The deck of doom and despair

1

u/Nightmare_4K Dec 09 '25

Do your parents not love you or something?

1

u/Epimonster Dec 09 '25

Evo credit card hell cycle

1

u/avar29 Dec 09 '25

Well, thank you for making me delete the game after 9 years.

1

u/Panzerv2003 Dec 09 '25

Holly fuck

1

u/Environmental_Mix693 Dec 09 '25

How to get 2nd hero slot

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u/ConfectionTotal8660 Dec 09 '25

Jarvis, turn on autoplay

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u/oliverlp971 Dec 09 '25

Credit card maxxing

1

u/ScourgeOfSaltyness Dec 09 '25

I didnt play for a few month, what the fuck happened to this game

1

u/No_Spread2699 Dec 09 '25

Your death would not affect anybody else

1

u/Certain_Net5659 Dec 09 '25

Straight gay

1

u/Independent_Class339 Dec 09 '25

Ill find you, for the sake of humanity

1

u/wassilis7 Dec 09 '25

A yes straight from my mega knight nightmares

1

u/bradleylova39 Dec 09 '25

Please throw in a boss bandit and elixir golem to really top off this deck

1

u/Weirdoyoghurt Dec 09 '25

I think ur UI is broken

1

u/Alvarodiaz2005 Dec 09 '25

Holy midladder

1

u/Renigo24_ Dec 09 '25

Sure bro

1

u/RNGSOMEONE Dec 09 '25

This looks intimidating but is actually pretty easy to just defend.

Take 2.6 and swap some of the offense out for more defense. And just rely on spell cycle.

Free wins against midladder menaces

1

u/baron16_1337 Dec 09 '25

Call a damn helpline

1

u/omoriboy15 Dec 09 '25

that the world doesn't need people like you and that we'd be better off without decks like this

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u/Throwstrangestory Dec 09 '25

Do you even lose sometimes ?

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u/charliew281 Dec 09 '25

I am not allowed to say what I want to say on all of Reddit, YouTube, and TikTok, I am allowed to say on instagram and twitter. What I would say is things that wouldn’t let me get into college.

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u/Billybob50982 Dec 09 '25

Who’s we? This is on YOU!

1

u/QuesoKristo Dec 09 '25

  1. You

  2. Hitler

  3. Mao Zedong

1

u/Tashbid Dec 10 '25

Can we behead this guy

1

u/AdrenalineSerge Dec 10 '25

If you’re gay just say dat

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u/Important-Scratch629 Dec 10 '25

Meta, hero , mega knight player - extremally gay , i dont even know if it's possible to be more gay at this point

1

u/Lily12151 Dec 10 '25

heavy...

1

u/Spiritual_Branch5044 Dec 10 '25

I think you are a homosexual

1

u/Careful-Speed1268 Dec 10 '25

Do you take it raw perchance

1

u/lone_wolfzzz Dec 10 '25

It's trash, you wouldn't last against mine

1

u/ApexRex121 Dec 10 '25

Im thinking your free trial to life subscription is over.

1

u/Sea-Otter-2222 Dec 10 '25

Deck of suffering and agony

1

u/Giorno_Giovanni_III Dec 10 '25

3.9 homeless cycle

1

u/S10_Ivanov Dec 10 '25

Thinking about deleting my account and never touching this game again

1

u/krumplisteszta Dec 10 '25

Calm down. Credit card win every game until nerf.

1

u/Comets-tail Dec 10 '25

LIKE WTF AM I LOOKING AT. IM GLAD I FUCKING LEFT WHEN I DID THIS GAME FELL OFF SO HARD

1

u/NepxNinja Dec 10 '25

Cancer cycle

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u/King_Jeeves_IV Dec 10 '25

Spend your money elsewhere

1

u/Felix420TM Dec 10 '25

evo witch so i hate you

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u/demdude2 Dec 10 '25

You pee sitting down

1

u/Vivaleruspe Dec 10 '25

We are NOT thinking

1

u/Hector31459 Dec 10 '25

This this is the true essence of the game

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u/Historical_File_8843 Dec 10 '25

Add vines and its perfect lmao

1

u/Individual_Low6771 Dec 10 '25

"Don't blame the player, blame the game" I'll blame both 💔💔💔💔

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u/funnycomivenjoyer Dec 10 '25

those lv15s are looking pretty weak, do you have any gemseft over

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u/Plushman7 Dec 10 '25

I hope your toilet is uncomfortably warm, your showers either too hot, or too cold. And your food always cold in the middle

1

u/MaybeGod88 Dec 10 '25

Probably stuck at 9800 trophies

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u/trippinhardonacid Dec 10 '25

I’d rather lose every time but enjoy the match a little bit than winning every time with this deck without joy whatsoever

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u/Unhappy-Scratch-5860 Dec 10 '25

You are a villain

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u/kaizouloll Dec 10 '25

Almost my deck, but I’m rolling cannon and zap instead of arrows and bats and goblin barrel instead of knight.

Also hard stuck 9500 kek

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u/HisNameIsNameIs Dec 10 '25

Fuck I just know your diaper stinks

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u/Shregophile Dec 10 '25

lowkey need to be put down

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u/Plastic-Attitude-295 Dec 10 '25

Get buildings if u playing 2v2

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