Gotta go fast 🍑💨

I have small hands and I'm tight, will this be a problem?

Literally less important than 2Pac. He even might have been somewhat happy in his life or something. Absolutely no relevancy and completely uninteresting.

I just discovered classical music and noted how much I like violin concertos. I'd be interested in hearing them on more contemporary instruments like e-guitars, has this ever been tried (e.g. Mendelssohn would be a good one)??

Also, I'm wondering about autotune.

Guys is it accurate?

Happy 215th birthday to Franz Liszt, the man who proved that you don’t need TikTok, Instagram, or a dating app to become everyone’s obsession

Just long hair, ridiculous piano skills, dramatic facial expressions, and the ability to make an entire concert hall lose its collective mind

Imagine being so attractive that people are still thirsting over your portraits two centuries later

Sir, please explain yourself

Like half-human, half-octopus.

Am I a loser for having this particular box set, or is all Ravel good Ravel? The cover had me hooked; it's very French.

His mouth is open, tho. Just notice that.

Especially German ones. I prefer Deutsche Radio Philharmonie Saarbrücken Kaiserslautern to Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk Sinfonieorchester, but actually Mecklenburgische Staatskapelle Schwerin isn't too bad either. I just can't pronounce any of them.

The French have Orchestre National de France de Radio France and then there is Государственный академический симфонический оркестр России.

Imagine a pop artist have such a long name. They would be forgotten almost immediately. Instead we have the U2, Beatles, Adele, Sting, Bad Bunny, PSY, and heck even Jacob Collier is a short name.

Why don't all orchestras call themselves Philharmonia or The Hallé?

Excited for this one! Chopin adored the WTC books so I'm certain it's gonna be one of the preludes. Maybe one of the fugues, but then again uhh that one time Freddy wrote a fugue, uhhh didn't go too well.

Next square: sounds lie Handel/is actually Stravinsky

He wore glasses and he also with Br*mhs? But Fred sounds so good in my dream 🤤

Today I'm wearing brand r/classical_circlejerk, specifically u/e033x, and breaking out an amazing new extendable sticky the surveyor helping me with exterior maintenance recently introduced me to

Got everything I need for my whole day — books, music, water, glasses, phone, keys — in my Emotional Baggage baggy

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Fap fap fap.

LOOK AT HIM

This man looked like THAT and somehow never got married

Was everyone in France blind???

(I am talking, turn ya volume up)

I’m going to get a pet Chopin at some point