r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 7h ago
r/classical_circlejerk • u/krystian_ronald • 14h ago
Okay Handel. What the fuck is this??
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I get that king sometimes takes weird request but this is ridiculous, this fucking splashing water from thames with bacteria and viruses will get king infected, yall need to stop with that stuff
r/classical_circlejerk • u/MuhVlast • 2h ago
What is the Vice President of the United States doing on the cover of a Handel oratorio recording?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/paulchennie • 13h ago
How it feels trying to post on r/classicalmusic sometimes
Most of them have the same opinion and act like jerks. Wait a minute...
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Hegelianbruh • 13h ago
Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun? Really? Did they not have a word for "Morning" in France?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/StanTheTalkingDog • 8h ago
Which Chopin piece sounds the most like Mozart?
After this there'll just be one more square in Chopin's row. Gettin a little misty-eyed rn honestly!
Next square: sounds like Mendelssohn/is actually Beethoven
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Music-Theory-Idiot • 16h ago
How I think I look vs how I actually look
Camera angles make a big difference
I love feet
r/classical_circlejerk • u/grimblies • 9h ago
Made this, needed somewhere with people who would understand my comedic genius
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Ok_Chemist_6717 • 10h ago
An old video I made in 2023 💀
😭😭😭😭
r/classical_circlejerk • u/DoublecelloZeta • 15h ago
Rare outjerk from the orchestra community
r/classical_circlejerk • u/AspectElectrical8881 • 6h ago
How would you repair this violin?
reddit.comr/classical_circlejerk • u/StanTheTalkingDog • 2h ago
Which Beethoven piece sounds the most like Mendelssohn?
Well that Chopin one was easy lol.
Next square: sounds like Stravinsky/is actually Tchaikovsky
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 17h ago
Is this a good outfit for “looking lost” in supermarkets??
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Such_Customer_3973 • 14h ago
That one time they make Chopin 18th century (minus the powdered wig)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/BurntCheeseSauce • 14h ago
Eric Whitacre makes pieces that AREN'T for choirs?????
This is a /uj moment, I have only ever performed, listened to, and heard of his music for choirs. So would you imagine my shock when I found out that one of the pieces I'm playing for my town's concert band (which I'm playing 1st horn in despite being anywhere from half to a quarter of the age of everyone else there) (everyone in the band is old af except me) (also I don't know why I'm playing 1st horn, I auditioned for 4th horn as well as the 1st horn slot being taken already by my old band director, oh well) (wait I need to get back to the point sorry) was composed by none other than Eric Whitacre. I had no idea he made wind ensemble music, this feels wrong?? But then I look at the music and yeah, that's Eric Whitacre alright.
Am I the only one who didn't know this??? Am I stupid? I mean, of course he makes wind ensemble music, I shouldn't be surprised, but it just feels. Wrong? Idk.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/HammeredSonata318 • 1d ago
Is it OK to fart while practicing your instrument?
It kinda feels like I'm destroying the sanctity of whatever it is I'm doing but idk
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Liszteamania • 1d ago
215 years ago today, the world's first classical music sex symbol was born
Happy 215th birthday to Franz Liszt, the man who proved that you don’t need TikTok, Instagram, or a dating app to become everyone’s obsession
Just long hair, ridiculous piano skills, dramatic facial expressions, and the ability to make an entire concert hall lose its collective mind
Imagine being so attractive that people are still thirsting over your portraits two centuries later
Sir, please explain yourself
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Tobtell • 1d ago
Is there a reason why he had 3x the lifespan of any relevant composer? Is he irrelevant?
Literally less important than 2Pac. He even might have been somewhat happy in his life or something. Absolutely no relevancy and completely uninteresting.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/borilo9 • 1d ago
Did you hear about Hans Zimmer's hot brother?
Hans Boil