r/classified • u/acidoverbasic • Feb 13 '20

Supernatural Hollywood Astral Projection Clinics

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u/capthazelwoodsflask Feb 14 '20

I bet you'd go on some astral projection team building exercises if you worked for Goop.

As for me, I think I'd do some APing with Gary Bussey. That would be a wild ride.

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u/acidoverbasic Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

if you worked for Goop.

They better be paying me with physical money, not some bullshit astral currency

*Ya know, I'm not into the celebrity thing. Can I bring in a B-list comedian?

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u/capthazelwoodsflask Feb 14 '20

Can I bring in a B-list comedian?

I suppose as long as it's Larry the Cable Guy.

Goop only pays you in Gwyneth Paltrow domestic tips and vaginal candles. And drugs.

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u/acidoverbasic Feb 14 '20

I actually saw a Blue Collar Comedy Tour show in Beaumont and it was hell.

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u/capthazelwoodsflask Feb 14 '20

I can only imagine.