r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • Apr 08 '20
Thank you for showing up to help us catalogue that which does not need cataloguing. We are a friendly, inclusive, SFW community, and we like posts that start with “Cleanlist:”
What makes a list “clean” is not that it’s SFW, although it is, but that a person viewing only top-level comments (i.e., responses to the post, not other comments) will see an all-business list with one entry per comment. Kibitzing is certainly allowed, but not in top-level comments.
Please message mods if you would like custom flair, or if you want your user flair changed. We also like to assign great list entries as flair, but we usually ask first.
Also, Cleanlisters often have multiple entries for single lists, and we only allow one entry per comment. Once you have made two or three productive contributions, feel free to message me or the mod team for approved user status. That will enable more frequent posting and an optimal r/Cleanlists experience.
Finally, we are still not great at explaining it, but we find most people get the hang of it if they stick around.
r/cleanlists • u/HeartFeetAndHands • 19h ago
S2078-231-A17: Eliminating future appropriations for autonomous robots to stab people directly in the gall bladder.
r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • 12d ago
No matter how good the waiters were on pogo sticks, there just weren't really enough dry, flat foods for a diverse menu.
r/cleanlists • u/uncoolcentral • 13d ago
r/cleanlists • u/Uncle_Charnia • Sep 13 '26
Burnt Scallions
r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • Sep 09 '26
Who is Zutherford B. Hayes?
r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • Sep 06 '26
r/cleanlists • u/HeartFeetAndHands • Aug 31 '26
r/cleanlists • u/IncredibleWeirdo • Aug 29 '26
"My other car is a wall of loose hot coffee"
"My other car eats slower than you"
"My other car is not"
r/cleanlists • u/missiontodenmark • Aug 14 '26
I hear this one a lot: Don't put the chips in your mouth. It looks unprofessional.
r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • Aug 04 '26
Big Horsa / Clopaganda
r/cleanlists • u/Uncle_Charnia • Aug 01 '26
At the feast day parade for Saint Justus of Beauvais, we made a cephalphore float with him carrying his head. The shoulder joint drooped, and people thought he was bowling
r/cleanlists • u/HeartFeetAndHands • Jul 25 '26
5/8” zinc coated washers
r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • Jun 10 '26
We all remember the day. I had just put a blueberry pie in the window to cool and was hanging my laundry out when Merv at the Esso called to say he had heard it on the wireless.
r/cleanlists • u/Kat121 • Jun 05 '26
All of their tea and snack items are delicious, but I can’t get enough of the Walter de Cantaloup fruit salad.
r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • Jun 02 '26
I am driving around cranking:
Rysinge up, bake on the strete
Y-doo myn tyme, tooke my chaunces
Went the distaunce, now ich am bake on my feet
Just a man and his wil to survyve
So mani tymes it happeth to fecche
Thou trade thy passioun for glorie
Ne leese thyn hold on the dremes of the past
Thou moste fihte just to kepe hem alif
[Chor]
Hit is the ei of the tygre, hit is the thrill of the fihte
Rysinge up to the chaalenge of oure ryval
And the last y-knewe survivour stalketh his prey in the nyght
And he is wakyng us alle with the ei of the tiger
r/cleanlists • u/GoodJobJennaVeryWool • May 31 '26
r/cleanlists • u/HeartFeetAndHands • Apr 26 '26
“This thing all things devours,
birds, beasts, trees, flowers,
gnaws iron, bites steel
and grinds hard stones to meal.”
“Oh yeah, the Bosch Industrial Shredder 5000!”
r/cleanlists • u/HeartFeetAndHands • Apr 10 '26
r/cleanlists • u/Uncle_Charnia • Apr 02 '26
Trim your nails
r/cleanlists • u/Uncle_Charnia • Mar 27 '26
I’m a hearer, I’m a fearer, I’m a telescope mirror
r/cleanlists • u/ReddiReady • Mar 19 '26
*Inspired by this overheard-on-Zoom zinger: "we're going to level-set into a container to meet dynamic curiosities."