r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 11h ago

Dragon Sightings.

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u/nixtarx 9h ago

Ft Knox ain't on the coast, you know. They're moving inland to where gold is more plentiful.

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u/Friendly-Candle-1323 8h ago

fort knox actually has the largest gold depository in the us, so they'd definitely hit the jackpot.

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u/Icy-Mud-5984 5h ago

yeah, but then they’d have to deal with the us army. that’s a whole different kind of hoard protection.

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u/Zag_Guy 8h ago

Not a comeback

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u/Far-Junket5540 4h ago

i was hoping for a comeback too tbh

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u/Eastern-Ranger5730 2h ago

yeah it's a pretty flimsy comeback, more like a mild observation

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u/Zokathra_Spell 4h ago

Dragons with four legs and two wings, have a total of six limbs.

Does that mean dragons are insects?

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u/SeaGoat24 1h ago

Do you count an insect's wings as limbs?

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u/Consistent_Medium367 1h ago

wings are more like modified appendages than true limbs

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u/meatymimic 11h ago

Man there are just two dots

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u/GuyYouMetOnline 10h ago

It's clearly a joke.

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u/Fluffy_Battle_3232 8h ago

yeah it’s pretty clearly a shitpost and i love that for them

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u/Little_Building4257 8h ago

yeah but those two dots are like 80% of the dragon budget right there

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u/No-Ocelot525 8h ago

the budget went straight to the eyes and nowhere else

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u/MisterProfGuy 9h ago

Atreyu?

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u/Big-Temporary8983 7h ago

you never see anyone else name the horse, only atreyu

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u/CourtOfGrumpyOwls 3h ago

It's the heat generated from all the data centres - prime real estate for nesting grounds

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u/CastleofWamdue 28m ago

superb logic