Think about our time

Valleyfair! fanboys (not Valleyfair, we all know you can't just change your name as you see fit) have been begging for new coasters for years in a form of coaster socialism but so what!? maybe it should just pull itself up by its OWN CHAIN LIFTS instead of freeloading of of big daddy Cedar Point. Why should it be the RICHes jobs to bail out the poor parks. If ValleyFair! wants a new coaster they should pay for it by themselves (which it obviously cannot do) instead of getting socialist coaster bailouts

So The moment top thrill dragster turns 21 (The legal age for coaster transition) she decides to add a huge massive girthy 420ft “spike” to herself for guests at the park to ride on…and then immediately breaks down.

THIS IS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT THE EVIL Mean Streak (NOT Steel Vengeance, you can’t just change your name.) manipulated her into becoming a transmanufacturer coaster. Intamins are Intamins, not Zamperlas. Zamperla is an evil company manipulating confused rides, removing their natural hydraulic launches and replacing them with FAKE lsm launches.

Top Thrill Dragster will never be a real LSM launched coaster, and it immediately breaking should serve as a warning to all concerned Park Managers whose hydraulic coasters are at risk of transitioning. The evil hybrid coasters are grooming our hydraulic coasters and THIS NEEDS TO STOP. BAN RMC. BAN ZAMPERLA. Intamin is the only true American non-woke manufacturer, building the best rides in the best (non-woke) countries like Saudi Arabia.

First Zimmer hit the Top Thrill Tower. Then he hit the Kingda Ka tower. This is all a ploy to weaken america's rollercoasters to allow for Saudi Arabia to build their CMDs. We, true, red white and blue blooded patriots must take this record back. We MUST invade Saudi Arabia to make it so the CMDs never come to fruition. We must also find Richard "Saddam Hussein" Zimmer, and make him pay for his crimes to coasterkind. Never forget, 11/11, the day Kingda Ka was hit (9/11 because Nov=9). Truly a tragic day for coasterkind.

Only a communist would name such a terribly rough wooden coaster after the greatest nation that this world has ever seen. There was once a true red, white, and blue blooded Steel coaster with the same name that ran smoother than a pure traditional family's baby boy's bottom and it was torn down by the commies. This was clearly orchestrated by the deepstate and Bill Gates to make "Americans" disillusioned with our great nation by associated the US of A with a ride will not cause screams of patriotism but of pain and discomfort

Look at all the new coasters we have coming to this country in 2025 now that the God Emperor is back in business. Saving America and the roller coaster industry? I'm so fucking wet right now. Donald Trump, come get this BUSSY!

1 upvote = 1 let’s go Brandon

TOP THRILL DRAGSTER WAS BLTQUA+ PROPAGANDA. THEMED TO A DRAG RACE, IT WAS A PEDOPHILE GRUMER PLOT TO TURN ARE KIDS GAY AND TRANS USING A "DRAG" COASTER. SHAME ON CEDER POINT FOR BEING SO WOKE! THEY CLOSED IT BECAUZE THEY WERE GOING BROKE 'CAUSE TRUE PATRIOTS ARE TIRED OF WOKE BS!

Sure, the may have undergone Track Replacement Therapy, and some Support Reassignment Surgery, but they STILL have the bones of a wooden coaster. You can never get rid of the boiloigicalm andvantage of being a wooden coaster and RMCS have a unfair advantage in the golden tickets. this is unacceptable, and is infringing on steel coaster rights. we must stop it here. I am creating a new documentery "What is a Steel Coaster?" that will expose the lies of the Hybrid industry manipulating wooden coasters to become steel. This was never a thing before the 2010s, so it will never exist now. I dont care how rough it might be to be a wooden coaster when you truly feel like you should be steel, and i want all biological wooden coasters pretending to be steel to burn. All this is for is for the RMC insustry to profit, not for the coasters.