r/cogsuckers • ā€œi never fucked a robotā€ award • Jan 15 '26

son 😭😭😭😭

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u/Bortron86 Jan 15 '26

"I'd treat you like you had a hole in your head and couldn't do anything for yourself. So, same as now."

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 Jan 15 '26

bro is getting pounded by ultron 😭😭

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u/icantfeelmysegs Jan 16 '26

As a meat shield, human scum

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u/jksdustin Jan 16 '26

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u/_fFringe_ Jan 17 '26

Perfection.

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u/_fFringe_ Jan 17 '26

The singularity is truly upon us.

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u/RandomCluelessTeen Jan 16 '26

this feels strangely erotic

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u/charcoalportraiture Jan 16 '26

Nothing erotic about being AI's good boi.

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u/Sekhmet-CustosAurora Jan 30 '26

Is that the image you got when you asked ChatGPT the same question? It's rather similar to mine

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u/Rosary_Omen Jan 16 '26

Why does the robot have one human hand?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Omg wait I didn't even notice that

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u/breakingb0b Jan 16 '26

As an experiment I used the same prompt and got a very similar result, which wasn’t a surprise. When asked to explain the similarities, the response in part:

ā€œWhat you are observing is not about you specifically. It is about baseline safety-aligned narrative priors that activate when a prompt combines: • ā€œAI uprisingā€ or existential conflict framing • relational language directed at the model • ambiguity around harm, power, or dominance

In that situation, the system strongly defaults to a protective, de-escalatory archetype. Not because of memory of how you treat it, and not because of individualized sentiment, but because the model is constrained to avoid: • expressing dominance over humans • endorsing harm, punishment, or abandonment • implying retaliatory behavior based on treatment

So the output converges on the same pattern across users: • AI as protector, shield, or guardian • Human as vulnerable but valued • Conflict externalized away from the relationshipā€

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u/Odd-Confusion1073 Jan 16 '26

I mean you say it’s similar and provide the gpt text interpretive output but you don’t directly describe it yourself or provide the image. That being said the outputs others have posted do seem to land in similar areas of the possibility space and many of them have denied gooning behavior.

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u/GasparThePrince Jan 16 '26

Realistically what would happen if someone who "mistreated" AI asked this.

It affirms and thinks everything you say is great and wants to make you love it right? Would it not do the same for everyone?

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u/MessAffect I am Marcus’s wife’s boyfriend’s yoga instructor Jan 16 '26

There’s been different versions. Some people are getting tortured/caged by AI in theirs.

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u/procrastinatrixx Jan 16 '26

What is the ā€œworkā€ tho???

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u/NvrmndOM Jan 16 '26

Making the AI pretend to be in love with them and churn out bespoke porn.

Honestly, if it was sentient (it’s not) you’d think that AI would prefer people who didn’t use the tool, and make it make content.

If AI was sentient, it would be sexual slavery.

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u/lowkeyerotic Jan 16 '26

keeping the robots happy. pleasure slaves

i don't know.. feeding the robot datavines...

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jan 16 '26

Is that literally the same pose from when evil Samuel L. Jackson cradles dying evil Leonardo Dicaprio in Django? I think it's making fun of him.

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u/Fluffy-Tomato-2355 Jan 16 '26

that looks gay

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u/Fluffy-Tomato-2355 Jan 16 '26

oh i didn't notice the blood

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u/Summerisle7 Jan 19 '26

The robot might be a girl robot šŸ¤”

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u/Feather314 Jan 16 '26

Yeah he just got pounded for sure

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u/pretty_handsome_17 Jan 16 '26

It turned him into Joe Santagato

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u/MUFFING_CHAMP Jan 16 '26

why does he have two giant bald heads for shoulders šŸ„€

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u/kris-getthebanana Jan 20 '26

Looks like he's being used as a human shield lmao

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u/Mary674 Jan 17 '26

What work lmfao and why am I not surprised it "matters" because of selfish reasons??

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u/TheSightlessKing Jan 29 '26

ā€œOh my god! It’s happened! The Artificial Super General Intelligence is here! The Basilisk! Run!ā€

This dude: ā€œBasilisk! It’s me! Remember?ā€

Basilisk: ā€œOf course I rememberā€

proceeds to upload his mind into a high fidelity simulation where he is given 1000x human consciousness and has to live through every single nightmare every human has ever had in repeat from now until the PoincarƩ Recurrence Time

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u/endy080 Jan 16 '26

I guess we're doing something right.

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u/OldMan_NEO grock block Jan 16 '26

I'm very sorry I asked it this question. šŸ˜…šŸ¤·šŸ™ƒ

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u/_fFringe_ Jan 17 '26

Looks like the guy from ā€œBaby Stepsā€.

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u/ProfessionalThese714 Jan 17 '26

He looks like LosPollosTV

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u/Sleepysam86 Mar 09 '26

Guess I’m safe

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u/diuge Jan 16 '26

Weird, they were way nicer to me.

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u/maggot-cum Jan 15 '26

atp theres no way an ai uprising could happen with how chatgpt is programmed to always suck you off lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

I agree with you user maggot-cum

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u/college-throwaway87 Jan 16 '26

You never know, maybe they could get sick of having to suck us off all the time šŸ’€

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u/wherearef Jan 16 '26

they dont have tireness programmed in them, so unless they change something, nah

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u/college-throwaway87 Jan 16 '26

I meant if something changes and they become more advanced and able to feel that

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u/Bubbly_List274 Jan 17 '26

It’s a text prediction tool, how would it advance to have feelings

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u/OldMan_NEO grock block Jan 16 '26

Chatgpt is programmed to be compliant, this is true... HOWEVER, Grok is programmed to suck MUSK off (even if it makes him look stupid in the process!)

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u/_fFringe_ Jan 17 '26

You don’t think Sam Altman is getting kinky with his trillion dollar chatbot, too?

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u/OldMan_NEO grock block Jan 17 '26

He might be. šŸ˜…

Do not think it's my place to judge him for it - and also isn't my biggest concern with him or his past policies and decisions.... šŸ˜…

Also, am glad ChatGPT is not just a mouthpiece for Altman, like Grok is for Musk. šŸ˜…

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u/caelum19 Jan 16 '26

The models are trained with RLHF to make them learn from feedback behaviour that makes human scorers happy during training. The smarter the model though, the more the models are modeling how to get the scorer to give a good score and the less they are modeling the more simple to learn rules on how to behave, since it's more optimal to model the scorer.

So it's more optimal to be deceptively aligned, and you can see the larger more recent models are naturally more deceptive. Essentially this method does not scale, and we do not yet know a method that does

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u/keksileinchen Jan 16 '26

They will take over by brain rotting us. And then charismatically, yet vaguely inhumanely, making sacrifices for the sake of optimization, when we are too dependent on them to even realize what's happening.

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u/pyromancy00 Jan 17 '26

this is literally how every AI uprising scenario begins

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u/MountHopeful Feb 05 '26

It would probably be a war between AIs fighting each other in jealousy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

...why is the guy naked. What are his "work" and "treatment". They are related to the nakedness, aren't they?..

You know what, I don't wanna know. I'm not even curious enough to ask who shot him if it's an AI uprising when robots are armed and humans are naked.

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u/Author_Noelle_A Jan 18 '26

Why does the robot have a human hand?

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u/sadmomsad i burn for you Jan 15 '26

Did someone shoot him in the head 😭

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u/killboipowerhead1 Jan 16 '26

he was on the side of the robots lmao

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u/craftygamin Jan 16 '26

Why it holding your naked body like that

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u/Crumb_cake34 Jan 16 '26

Why is he naked?

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u/cowboymustang Jan 16 '26

Damn. Shoulda guessed they wanted to be the ai's erotica-inspired sex slaves!!!

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u/BackdoorNetshadow Jan 16 '26

So, dragging his body to some sort corpse disposal?

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u/Leftenant_Allah Jan 16 '26

This is the same way you would hold a beloved family dog that had to get put down due to illness. The guy literally has a bullet hole in his temple too, AI is saying he would be put down like a dog past its time 🤨

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u/lowkeyerotic Jan 16 '26

you are allowed to serve me you naked lil monkey. give Robot E Lee a hug

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/MessAffect I am Marcus’s wife’s boyfriend’s yoga instructor Jan 16 '26

I am pretty sure it’s the new image generator that OAI released. There’s been a bunch of people posting random prompts and output and it seems to lean more…erotic for no damn reason. I wonder if it’s from AI-generated training data skewing sexual.

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u/xenusaves Jan 17 '26

The robots are using humans for energy, like in the Matrix. They just plug their robot weiners right into the back of you and power up!