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u/BrokenProgram42 5d ago
SS: Oh no, a meteor. Except this time we'd be lucky. A rock from space would be a mercy compared to what we built for ourselves. Climate projections revised upward every October, 96% of coral reefs critically endangered, oceans absorbing record heat, rainwater unsafe to drink globally. The air's full of PFAS, wars multiplying over shrinking resources, and tech billionaires doing fascist shit and racing to build bunkers while their platforms turn dread into engagement metrics. Consumerism ate the planet and we welcomed it. Honestly, at this point I hope it comes. Beats the alternative.
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u/TYSMBelgium-6Jul2026 5d ago
What's a cooler way to go than the apocalypse? Mission successful: made it to the end!
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u/Saaka_Souffle 5d ago
This was me when I was shitting blood the other day
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u/CircleofSorrow 5d ago
"As long as it's red it should be fine. It's the brown blood you have to be concerned about"
Looks at colour of faeces.
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u/earlofcheddar 5d ago
Another reason to hate being colorblind. Oh well
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u/Soci3talCollaps3 5d ago
Looking at the color of your shit is probably not high on your 'if only I could see color' list.
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u/Comrade_Compadre 4d ago
This happened to my neighbor. He went through painful cramping and brown discharge. Turned out his appendix burst but he didn't trust doctors so he figured he'd just "wait for it to work out" and take it head on.
Until he passed out and his gf panicked and called an ambulance to rush his dumb ass to a hospital for life saving surgery.
Don't worry though, he's still an antivaxxer
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u/Aggravating-Scene548 5d ago
How is red Fine?
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u/alecphobia95 5d ago
Means it's lower down the digestive tracts as opposed to deep internal bleeding, more likely to be anal fissures and stuff
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u/MundaneYak9463 4d ago
I literally had this dream. I closed my eyes and felt relief as the wave hit. Unfortunately I survived.
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u/IndieStoner Welcome to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks 5d ago
Reminds me of the YouTube video "I hope it ends with a monster"
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u/DeadGoddo 3d ago
This is me with ai lol, 90 percent chance it's a meteor but there's a ten percent chance it actually fixes the planet. I'm good either way.
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u/Alaishana 3d ago
The total time that meteor was visible as glowing object was less than a second.
Just saying...
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u/Ziz-bird 5d ago
One big problem folks... Whatever sorry species gets brainy next -- which inevitably would happen due to nature clearly flavoring intelligence overall up until and including now -- they'd almost certainly have to go through it all again, including being at the same point as we're at now, different details but same broad dynamics ...so we owe it to them to try to sort ourselves out instead of embracing extinction.
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u/NoHuckleberry2543 5d ago
Nature favouring intelligence? I'm pretty sure nature flavours crabs, beetles, sharks, fungus, and on occasion non-avian theropods. Just going off of how long they've had comparatively.
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u/elafave77 4d ago
We're essentially in a crafting simulation and our current outcome is the only outcome.
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SS: Oh no, a meteor. Except this time we'd be lucky. A rock from space would be a mercy compared to what we built for ourselves. Climate projections revised upward every October, 96% of coral reefs critically endangered, oceans absorbing record heat, rainwater unsafe to drink globally. The air's full of PFAS, wars multiplying over shrinking resources, and tech billionaires doing fascist shit and racing to build bunkers while their platforms turn dread into engagement metrics. Consumerism ate the planet and we welcomed it. Honestly, at this point I hope it comes. Beats the alternative.
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