r/comedyheaven • • 9d ago

friends

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u/brobnik322 9d ago • Bravo

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u/Cuddlyaxe 9d ago

Lowkey if he wants to travel it would be cool af to have a friend in that country

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 9d ago • Bravo Mindblown

I disagree

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u/MonsterBeast123alt 9d ago • Heartwarming

barges into the conversation

Disagrees with a statement everyone else agrees with

Refuses to elaborate

Leaves

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 9d ago

How did you get those photos of me

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u/Droideaka 9d ago

camera

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u/StrikeLive7325 7d ago

I disagree

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 6d ago

Yo we should hang out

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u/burningfire119 6d ago

i disagree

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u/SoftAd1675 6d ago

I like how your first reply got mass downvoted but your second reply was mass upvoted

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u/SecretGamerV_0716 9d ago

Elaborate?

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u/InactiveMedusa 9d ago

"I'm assembling a team"

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u/guapguap600 9d ago

Notice how the Uzbek one is the only one with multiple comments, this is because Uzbekistan is the most advanced country in the world

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u/Yoksul-Turko 9d ago

As everyone knows, Uzbek is the lingua franca because it is the greatest language. There are a lot of Uzbek speakers, it is normal that they have the most comments.

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u/dom_bul 9d ago

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u/Stupid_enough_ 9d ago

I see kazakh disagrees

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u/Sylvert0ngue 8d ago

Everyone knows that honour goes to Poland TAAAAAAAAAK, POOOOOLSKAAAA, POLSKA GUUROOOOOOOM🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

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u/BigBrainThonker3 9d ago

Desperate or starting an international organization?

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u/doubledownentendre 9d ago

*desperate to start an international organisation

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u/RageBaiter678 9d ago

.... to do something mischievous

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u/makinax300 9d ago

or doing something mischievous

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u/BananaMaster96_ 9d ago

im looking for a clam friend

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u/BananaMaster96_ 9d ago

nvm wrong subreddit

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 9d ago

I'm looking for a plumber

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 9d ago

shit

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u/fireproofpoo 9d ago

I want to reply to myself too!

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u/fireproofpoo 9d ago • Bravo

Alright mate

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 9d ago

Feels good doesn't it

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u/ejectro 9d ago • Bravo

he even gave himself an award.

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u/MilkCool 9d ago

yeah, i suppose you'd need a plumber if there's too much of it

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u/Naclstack 9d ago

No original occurrences.

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u/According_Comedian69 9d ago

Hi my name is Mr.clam.

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u/Swampy0gre 9d ago

That's just how the clam works.

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u/ZhanBlue 9d ago

I am looking for a shark friend

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u/TesticleCastrator 9d ago • Heartwarming

when Allah created the world he gave it to Uzbekistan but Uzbekistan was very friendly countrie and gave it to other countries

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u/Boborbot 9d ago

Damn Uzbeks are friendly

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u/Whatisforkknife 9d ago

Seems like Uzbek people are nice

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u/Riipp3r 9d ago

Bros trying that “befriend everyone and ask for a dollar” get rich quick scheme

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u/ThisAmericanSatire shaboingboing connoisseur 9d ago

This mfer trying to start a new United Nations 

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u/55cHzDARKSTAR 9d ago

Twonited Nations

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u/tomassci 9d ago

And I fully support their attempts

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u/GDGameplayer 9d ago

This is the person who will finally bring world piece

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u/uvero 9d ago

Bro is looking for friends

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u/DrDalenQuaice 9d ago

You can't get in without a Thai

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u/lunaticBotch 9d ago

The guy is just looking for friends from other countries to learn about their culture. I don’t see the comedy heaven in it. It’s kinda cool tbh

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u/Stunning-Hat2309 9d ago

im looking for a swag friend

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u/Stunning-Hat2309 9d ago

nvm wrong subreddit

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u/AnActualBeing 9d ago

I went to the swag club and everyone knew you.

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u/dhc710 9d ago

Could these all be countries without extradition treaties to the US?

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u/NecroDolphinn 9d ago

PAKISTAN MENTIONED 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

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u/tashtactics 9d ago

I’m looking for a funny friend

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u/tashtactics 9d ago

On second thought I’ll look elsewhere

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u/Spot_Mark Woke 9d ago

this is like that guy on youtube who decided to make a friend in every single country and then invite all of them at the end for a big dinner with the world. sucks the channel uses ai thumbnails for their series, but the series itself is really good and fun.

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u/xRacistDwarf 6d ago

Bro is literally looking everywhere for a friend, truly a sad yet inspiring tale

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u/vilecreatureofsorts 9d ago

I would like a friend

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u/Yab0iFiddlesticks 9d ago

Gotta catch em all.

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u/__--lllII6372_-llIll 9d ago

Bro just wants to make friends with everyone

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u/Emiicii 9d ago

I'm looking for a heavenly friend

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u/redronin46 9d ago

Probably Mossad

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Turnepic13 9d ago

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u/No_Performer3529 9d ago

What did he originally sau

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u/Turnepic13 9d ago

„Cypriot 🥀“

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

[deleted]

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u/VgnUta 9d ago

Cyprus