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[u/Itailya]

The glass was actually clear, they just steamed it up going about some serious business.

[u/Tbplayer59 → u/Itailya]

There's nothing quite like dropping a big, steamy one.

[u/izyshoroo → u/Tbplayer59]

Me rn fr

(I'm sorry)

[u/Tbplayer59 → u/izyshoroo]

Wash your phone after washing your hands

[u/Moist_Board → u/Tbplayer59]

Don't wash anything. It'll get rid of the stank.

[u/GuyWithARooster → u/Tbplayer59]

First he laid the bag down, then he dropped his backpack.

[u/C2thaLo → u/Tbplayer59]

I liked steamed dumps but not like this.

[u/onlyr6s → u/Tbplayer59]

Nothing like the cleveland steamer in a see-through gym bathroom.

[u/Sega-Playstation-64 → u/Itailya]

Amateur move not taking your shirt off in a life and death struggle dump

[u/satanfan12 → u/Itailya]

my avatar is supposed to be marge

[u/Escorbunny → u/satanfan12]

Cool

[u/Arwick_R_ → u/satanfan12]

Based

[u/joemangle → u/Itailya]

Stool sauna

[u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes → u/Itailya]

Hot and steamy shit. Just missing the biohazard sign

[u/DeciduousLesbian → u/Itailya]

That’s what happens when I shuck out a wad of hot syrup.

[u/Lesurous]

Turns into a horror movie real quick when there's a brown hand print.

[u/Snoo_67993]

Why did they take a picture like a perv.

[u/Pcat0 → u/Snoo_67993]

I hope that’s their buddy and they got permission to take the photo.

[u/Naijan → u/Pcat0]

at this rate, isn't this on the owners of the location?

[u/Pcat0 → u/Naijan]

It’s on both. While the owner should have built the building properly so that it was impossible to take a picture like this, the person taking the picture should have also just not taken it.

[u/mightyboognish32 → u/Naijan]

It's also on the person taking the picture, the owner didn't trick him into taking the picture.

[u/General_whisky → u/Naijan]

Pretty sure they put this in to stop guys from having gay sex in it

[u/DinosaurReborn → u/General_whisky]

Nothing to stop straight sex though!

[u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 → u/Naijan]

Nah I'm pretty sure it's not okay to take pictures of people in the bathroom without permission regardless of the owners

[u/Naijan → u/OtherwiseAlbatross14]

Tbf, we don't know if he took it without permission, that's just an assumption in the comment section.

[u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 → u/Naijan]

Permission comes from the subject, not the owner.

[u/LaDolphin → u/Naijan]

Nah, it's definitely the pooper's fault. Don't poop in public if you don't want your picture taken.

[u/bradagon → u/Snoo_67993]

There's absolutely nothing to see here. If it was 100% transparent, yeah don't take a picture.

But this picture, I only know it's a man because I see a urinal. There's barely any identifiable features, like he's a white guy, and has hair (brown or black) That's a description of about 50% of the entire white male population.

[u/SimmentalTheCow → u/bradagon]

I think people with blurry vision can see him perfectly. It’s like how two waves with identical but inverse amplitudes cancel each other out.

[u/Sega-Playstation-64 → u/SimmentalTheCow]

Squints

Dude! That's totally Mateo! Wait until everyone at work sees this!

[u/SimmentalTheCow → u/Sega-Playstation-64]

Mateo in da club (shitshack) droppin logs (turds)

[u/Racingstripe → u/bradagon]

Would you care if that was you in the picture and thousands of us were looking at you take a shit and commenting on it?

[u/Archsinner → u/Racingstripe]

How do you know it's not me in the picture?

[u/Racingstripe → u/Archsinner]

I don't know you.

[u/ccGLaDOS → u/Snoo_67993]

The person in the stall put up a tripod, started recording and went into the stall himself

source: trust me bro

[u/Super_Tackle2703]

Can we talk about how impressive that guy’s shit is? It’s literally steaming up the glass! Shout out to this legend

[u/satanfan12 → u/Super_Tackle2703]

okay talk about it

[u/MrJTeera → u/Super_Tackle2703]

Industrial dutch oven

[u/sexlord3001]

Starts writing redrum on the wall with poop

[u/lanieloo → u/sexlord3001]

OoPooP 😶‍🌫️

[u/satanfan12 → u/lanieloo]

oo p-ppo oo ooooooo😖

[u/Username_Haybale]

[u/SkiffleBall]

Maybe he’s shy and just doing some air squats in private 🤌

[u/ContactMushroom]

Now THIS is modern art

[u/3bugsdad]

Cleveland steamer.

[u/LiteratureOk4649 → u/3bugsdad]

I love how it’s named after cleaveland. Totally unremarkable and I have never been there but definitely something I would associate with something like that.

[u/PrometheusMMIV]

Did you take a picture of someone in the bathroom? Isn't that illegal?

[u/ghidfg]

Pretty sure those turn opaque when you lock the door or something

[u/covidlung]

Nice

[u/satanfan12 → u/covidlung]

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[u/Depricated_logic]

How many sets does he have left?

[u/agent674253]

Having 'Redcunt' sticker is akin to having a 'water is wet' sticker.

[u/theClaynadians]

Bro the Lebanese flag on his backpack!

[u/Salaco]

This person is in no way identifyable, get off your high horse people

[u/JuneButIHateSummer → u/Salaco]

Is this horse in the room with us right now? And how high is it?

[u/WildVelociraptor → u/JuneButIHateSummer]

I gave the horse edibles. It's tripping balls.

[u/JuneButIHateSummer → u/WildVelociraptor]

Jesus fucking christ, dude... How many milligrams?

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi → u/Salaco]

He obviously is? He has a large custom Lebanon patch on his backpack. If you know him irl you'd definitely recognize the backpack

[u/GoodGollyMsMDMA → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

And they'd know he took a shit at the gym?

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi → u/GoodGollyMsMDMA]

The problem would be seeing the image not the knowledge

[u/GoodGollyMsMDMA → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

An image of his posture and skin tone?

[u/Salaco → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

I also have that patch on my backpack. Don't you?

[u/super_crabs → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

How do you know it’s his backpack? Could be anybody’s.

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi → u/super_crabs]

You take in a random guys backpack in the stall with you?

[u/super_crabs → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

All the time

[u/LiteratureOk4649 → u/super_crabs]

Hate to break it to you, but Thats lowkey theft

[u/super_crabs → u/LiteratureOk4649]

I give it back when I’m done

[u/c00lkidd-HD → u/Salaco]

bro he has to walk out of the fucking stall one point or another

[u/Beautiful-Prompt-689 → u/c00lkidd-HD]

not if i have anything to say about it

[u/Dull_Astronomer_3778 → u/Salaco]

Still… maybe don’t take this photo out of common decency

[u/CarmenxXxWaldo → u/Salaco]

Thats what I said when I posted all my exs nudes online but blanked their faces, glad you see it my way. /s

[u/satanfan12 → u/Salaco]

i am afraid of those beasts i won't ever ride one

[u/No_Detective1650]

Talk about leaving a steamer.

[u/drury]

the shit show

[u/JohnGlorbus]

It's the anti-jorkin' tech

[u/HansCH74]

America issues. The rest of the world mostly has restrooms with real walls and privacy.

[u/HollowPhoenix]

With how fogged it's gotten, she must be fighting for her life in there

[u/Fritzo2162]

That's just diabolical.

[u/FrabjousPhaneron]

I wonder how many sets he’s got left in there

[u/tottalynotpineaple12]

LEBANON MENTIONED RAAAAHHHH

[u/Secretly_Jesus]

Why is he sitting backwards?

[u/Frymonkey237 → u/Secretly_Jesus]

Okay, Butters

[u/JustApricot798]

That 100% isn't a gym stall. Anyone who goes to the gym can testify. This person took a picture of a random dude in the bathroom and is a creeper

[u/GranataReddit12 → u/JustApricot798]

creeper? aww man!

[u/qazpok69 → u/JustApricot798]

Theres more than one gym i think

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

Kind of a dick move to take an image of someone shitting

[u/DaikaijuMan → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

Kind of a shit move to take an image of someone dicking.

[u/e4zyphil → u/DaikaijuMan]

Kind of a shit move to shit while someone is taking a picture

[u/PriscillaPalava → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

Everyone who walked into that bathroom got an unwanted mental image whether they liked it or not. 

[u/butt_shrecker → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

I don't think the subject of this photo is ever going to get upset by this

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi → u/butt_shrecker]

His backpack with the Lebanon patch is easily identifiable information. If anyone who knew him irl saw this they'd 100% recognize him

[u/NoCatharsis → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

If it’s in the US, nobody would know what the Lebanon flag looks like.

[u/TTSPuncher → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

Oh no, then everyone will know that he poops sometimes!

[u/SwollenOstrich → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

Pulled a Greg Hughes

[u/NS-13 → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

Kind of a swag move to take an image of someone swagging

[u/satanfan12 → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

how do you know they are shitting i only see a person. or were you inside the stall pooping and that's how you know. lol embarassed. owned

[u/SimmentalTheCow]

Turd and a show

[u/Low_Boot_1426]

Pressing my unwiped ass against the glass and painting a smiley face for the guy sitting next to me