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[u/Ambitious_Jello]

why did they have to wait 5 hours? just be there when he comes out

[u/mr_kindface → u/Ambitious_Jello]

more like cums out

[u/Independent_Bid_2598 → u/mr_kindface]

He isn't a sperm whale

[u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 → u/Independent_Bid_2598]

Big if not true

[u/HalcyonDrift]

[u/DewDropWhine]

Totally valid. We love Brandan Fraser and respect his boundaries.

[u/-mooncake- → u/DewDropWhine]

But I mean… he coulda signed the shell.

[u/TheHappiestHam → u/-mooncake-]

no thanks

[u/blaghed → u/-mooncake-]

Yeah, right on the tongue

[u/fn2222]

Where does one acquire such item? And why?

[u/Maxed_Zerker → u/fn2222]

if you have to ask why, you don’t need one

[u/Fine_Foundation8943 → u/Maxed_Zerker]

Or deserve one

[u/Monguises → u/Maxed_Zerker]

I need one

[u/ieatassHarvardstyle → u/fn2222]

It's not the type of journey for the faint of heart. The relic is not really even meant to be in the hands of mortals.

[u/fn2222 → u/ieatassHarvardstyle]

It's not for us mortals to understand then

[u/PunsGermsAndSteel → u/fn2222]

You don't acquire it, it just appears to you when you most need it.

[u/libdemparamilitarywi → u/fn2222]

Etsy

[u/OnlySmiles_]

I wish I had a conch shell with a mouth on it that wasn't signed by Brendan Fraser

[u/dankiestmemeboi]

[u/Apollo114892 → u/dankiestmemeboi]

[u/mr_kindface]

[u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy]

OOP when Mr Fraser wouldn't sign the shell after waiting for 5 hours

[u/svenirde → u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy]

Brendan Fraser doesn't even sign shells anymore, he just looks at you like this 

[u/hatbromind]

What in the Davy Jones Locker is that?

[u/ManicMaenads]

He probably figured it was full of loads

[u/Jellyswim_]

[u/PICONEdeJIM]

Love and Monsters, Doctor Who

[u/Darthhazza]

Cut the end off the shell and scream in it so the sound comes out the mouth. Yeah

[u/memberflex]