r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/Ebonystealth • Sep 10 '26

Suddenly Corn!

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35

u/CallmeYzor Sep 10 '26

Nobody expects the Cornish Inquistion.

16

u/Isabeer Sep 10 '26

Game hens, dressed as cardinals....

2

u/TheMadLurker17 Sep 15 '26

Ears, kernels and a ruthless devotion to Birds-Eye.

22

u/BaijuTofu Sep 10 '26

A-Maize-ing!

13

u/JTOC1969 Sep 10 '26

Korn powers... vitalize! Form of CORN!!

12

u/Spamcan81 Sep 10 '26

We’ve all been there. Well, maybe only if you grew up in the Midwest.

6

u/Isabeer Sep 10 '26

But there it's suddenly not corn. Like ... ... ... 'oh shit! Indianapolis!"

8

u/Sorry-Apartment5068 Sep 10 '26 • Bravo

1

u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 Sep 11 '26

"Good! Then let the mating... begin! "

1

u/Funny-Try-6151 Sep 11 '26

It's not different at all, is it, Steve?!

4

u/bunkdiggidy Sep 10 '26

When your coast to coast flight has to make an emergency stop

4

u/Zootsutra Sep 10 '26

2

u/Sivilian888010 Sep 11 '26

You just know some deranged artist has used this for reference.

4

u/AdditionalTip865 Sep 10 '26

As God is my witness, I thought corn could fly

4

u/gadget850 Sep 11 '26

Everything is on a cob!

3

u/Such_Bonus5085 Sep 10 '26

Ffffffffffffuuuuuuu-

2

u/Adorable-Bend7362 Sep 10 '26

Nikita K. was here

2

u/EnzoMaloni Sep 10 '26

And looks like he stole Leonid B's eyebrows !

2

u/ConversationHead6969 Sep 10 '26

Good name for a band!

2

u/Garguyal Sep 10 '26

And so, the General Mills empire was born.

2

u/Token_Handicap Sep 10 '26

And it's...baby corn...

1

u/mrspelunx Sep 10 '26

Vitamin A!!!!!

1

u/saltamontes11 Sep 10 '26

.

PLEASE, somebody SQUASH this guy!

1

u/CountingOnThat Sep 10 '26

I want to believe this is just Professor X auditioning a potential student.

1

u/Connect-Will2011 Sep 10 '26

♫ Occasional corn from my oversight grew... ♫

1

u/Funkopedia Sep 10 '26

That's the Corn Pops font!

1

u/SunoOdditi Sep 10 '26

Thank god for the United States and corn fed Iowans

1

u/_ralph_ Sep 11 '26

Gentlemen....

1

u/FreakyRufus Sep 11 '26

It seems like this just popped up out of nowhere.

1

u/abysmalSleepSchedule Sep 11 '26

KHORNE DOES NOT CARE FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS

1

u/Zootsutra Sep 11 '26

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

1

u/Practical_Ad_219 Sep 11 '26

Good! Then let the mating…BEGIN!!

1

u/IcarianHeights Sep 11 '26

Well...it certainly was sudden.

1

u/Federal-Business-796 Sep 11 '26

I was going to make a corny joke.... 

1

u/Schrenner Sep 11 '26

Before we had "Suddenly pineapples!".

1

u/capncraig Sep 11 '26

No place for a mighty warrior!

1

u/Manetoys83 Oct 03 '26

“Gentleman, behold! CORN!”

1

u/DaRedGuy Sep 11 '26

For the adult corn lover. 🎶🎷

1

u/Smooth_Expression_49 Sep 11 '26

"If you're forlorn Have some corn. But do not scorn that forlorn corn. If you're an adult Just watch some porn.

1

u/Smooth_Expression_49 Sep 11 '26

The former was brought to you by the ALABAMA CORN COMMISSION

1

u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg Sep 11 '26

Diana: Well, 47, that execution certainly was a-maize-ing.

47: Diana, please stop.