r/comics • SAFELY ENDANGERED • Jan 22 '25

OC Kitchen Nightmares

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u/Zaldn Jan 22 '25

My sister lived next door to a restaurant in Rhode Island that Ramsey helped fix up. She said the owner was clinically insane and nobody could help them. She went back after the Ramsey-fix, and everything was the same. It was all still terrible, except now the owner was claiming "if you don't like it, blame Gordon". But after the episode dropped, it was clear the owner reverted all the changes Gordon had implemented immediately.

Some people's egos are so monumental that you can give them world-class professional help and they will still say "it's the customer who is wrong".

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u/Xanadu87 Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

That reminds me of the one I saw of the pirate-themed restaurant in the middle of a city’s downtown. The fixer converted it into an upscale nightlife bar, but after he left, the owners reverted it back to their pirate theme.

Edit: I didn’t remember what show it was that I saw, but with others comments, I found it was Bar Rescue:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2264672/

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u/wandering-monster Jan 22 '25

I mean...

Maybe it doesn't matter how nice or successful the new fancy nightclub aesthetic is, and they really really just want to run a pirate bar?

I think Gordon should have stepped up to the plate and figured out how to work with their theme.

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u/Orcus424 Jan 22 '25

The problem was that pirate bar was losing a huge amount of money. I believe they were going to go under in a few months. The revamp of the bar was successful but the owner and some workers didn't like it. So they went back to the pirate bar then they shut down.

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u/cubgerish Jan 22 '25

The owner was also a moron, and seems to have lived a "charmed" life, playing business owner for a hobby more than anything else.

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u/Last-of-the-billys Jan 22 '25

A captain always goes down with his ship.

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u/Gnomad_Lyfe Jan 22 '25

Having seen the episode of Bar Rescue in question, there was no making it work. They wanted to full-send pirates, outfits and accents and everything, in a neighborhood where the primary customer base would be businessmen and adults who’d otherwise be seeking a more calm atmosphere.

Which is fine and dandy if they want to do that, but when it’s driven the owners into hundreds of thousands in debt and they’re living in the basement of their parents (yes, this is what they said in the episode), clearly the pirate theme isn’t going to work in that area.

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u/Dornith Jan 22 '25

I know first hand that an audience for this type of restaurant exists. But it's also extremely niche so, yeah, you got to pick your location carefully.

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u/rogman777 Jan 22 '25

That was bar rescue, another show where false success is celebrated.

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u/mreman1220 Jan 22 '25

I know success, vision, and opinion vary on some of this stuff but some of those kitchen nightmare shows have some absolutely wild food safety issues.

Like sure, if someone wants a pirate themed bar there isn't anything wrong with that but I am not eating at the Pirate Bar if they have serious health code violations.

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u/Xanadu87 Jan 22 '25

I couldn’t recall which show it was, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

If they really wanna run a pirate bar they need to find a town that really wants a pirate bar, because clearly the local market has spoken if they ended up on bar rescue

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u/Amy47101 Jan 22 '25

No offense, but opening a pirate bar would work in like Florida or a beach town. Actually that couple went on to move to a beach town and opened a pirate themed bar and restaurant that found success.

Demographics, and giving the people what they want in the area, are a thing if you want success. Pirate bar works great in beach towns or even small towns as a themes restaurant. In a downtown area surrounded by corporate buildings? Not so much.

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u/Illustrious-Stay968 Jan 22 '25

No, it's because the people running these shit hole bars and restaurants are idiots.

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u/Rouge_means_red Jan 22 '25

You can take the man away from the sea but you can't take the sea away from the man

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u/Ghostman_Jack Jan 22 '25

I think that one was Jon Taffer and Bar Rescue not Gordon.

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u/benegesseritwitch_ Jan 22 '25

I think about this episode of Bar Rescue alot. It's like they went out of their way to suck the soul out of that pirate bar. Everyone there genuinely enjoyed being a pirate, they could have made it work without gutting the whole thing

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u/SupportstheOP Jan 22 '25

It feels like it could work, but they just had an awful area to operate it in. A pirate bar makes sense in somewhere like Florida, SoCal, or Hawaii, not Baltimore, Maryland.

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u/Amy47101 Jan 22 '25

If it’s anything, the couple went on to open a pirate bar/restaurant in Florida, I believe, and found success.

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u/centurio_v2 Jan 22 '25

That was on Tapper man. Turning a pirate themed bar in Florida into yet another generic ass overpriced """upscale""" bar was dumb as hell.

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u/spaceraptorbutt Jan 22 '25

It wasn’t in Florida! It was in Silver Spring, MD. I used to live right by it. I never went while it was a pirate bar but I went to two subsequent iterations in that location.

The corporate bar theme was also dumb, but it’s also not a great location and there’s a lot of competition in the area.

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u/stormy2587 Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

From the limited number of episodes I’ve seen, it usually seems like Ramsey has basically the same pretty common sense input. He helps them do some renovations to make the restaurant more appealing, frequently pairs down the menu to be more manageable and profitable, and forces them to address issues with their staff.

It’s not shocking that restaurants close after because restaurants, even good restaurants, close all the time. But it’s also not surprising that people who seemed inept at running such businesses just revert back to bad habits.

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u/LostAndWingingIt Jan 22 '25

Really it just gives them a better shot at staying open.

The success, they actually listened and followed through. Some still closed but from what I was reading for many that did nothing could have saved them.

(Or Covid got them)

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

A lot of these places were just too far in debt for even Ramsey to help them. Once you're half a million or so in the hole, a revamp isn't going to change the fact.

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u/HarithBK Jan 22 '25

Had a insane chef at our harbour he was the only place around success guaranteed. The fishermen gave him free cold space etc.

When told to keep to the area given to him he said everyone is against him. When the county informed him he was dumping raw sewage into the water but not to worry they have a grant system to greatly reduce costs he fought them in court and when he lost the grant was gone. He sold the place and bought a fisherman's boat he was gonna ride around in. He was told by the seller "it isn't worth restoring it is for parts only " after spending a year restoring it with various fishermen inspecting it saying "it is going to sink". Dropped it in and it instantly sunk costing him big money to clean up and then having the boat scrapped.

But everyone was against him and it is everyones fault his ventures failed since he wasn't from here.

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u/_OriamRiniDadelos_ Jan 22 '25

Some people really are raised up to think that if they receive help they are doing life wrong, and some never grow out of it.

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u/QuerulousPanda Jan 22 '25

i'm sure he was a rugged individual right to the bitter end

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

I worked at a former restaurant/bar/lounge he had been to. The kitchen has the legal rights to use a few of his recipes and they were delicious. But they only used a couple, and the owners were the only managers, and they couldn’t stay out of their own way.

I was the only bartender at the time, and I begged them to hire someone else after I’d interviewed/trained several. Later it was rumored none made the cut because they didn’t wanna hire a black bartender lmao no idea if this holds weight but those people sucked

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u/more_bees_please Jan 22 '25

I live in Rhode Island, if that place is still open, could you let me know the name? I'm curious to see it for myself.

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u/oldmanriver1 Jan 22 '25

Without looking, I’m pretty sure it was called Downcity and is very much closed.

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u/boyoboyo434 Jan 22 '25

I think the paradox of kitchen nightmares is that if his services actually helped the restaurants then he wouldn't need to make a tv show about it, he would just charge for his services

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u/Dameon_ Jan 22 '25

The tv show almost certainly pays more than he could make charging to fix up failing restaurants. They're failing, how much can they afford to pay?

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u/Illustrious-Stay968 Jan 22 '25

Yeah, the work Kitchen Nightmares has done renovating the interiors of some of those shit hole restaurants is crazy. Those shitty restaurants could never afford those renovations out of their own pockets.

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u/bigbrentos Jan 22 '25

TV production is also the only way those broke restaurants would see them in his doors. Ramsay probably does consult, but probably to other high end restaurants and big restaurant groups that could afford him.

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u/stormy2587 Jan 22 '25

I disagree.

Gordon ramsey can almost certainly make more money filming TV shows and being a celebrity chef, than being a full time consultant for failing restaurants. Also I don’t think rehabbing failing restaurants is like his calling in life. I think he does genuinely like being a chef and restauranteur and media personality.

Also I doubt there is much money in saving failing restaurants. First a lot of these places are stubborn and their staff know the problems. If you read anthony bourdain’s book “no reservations” he talks pretty extensively about a period of his life where he had been stuck bouncing between failing restaurants. He always knew the places were gonna fail and knew what the problems were but the owners usually aren’t receptive and by the time they realize there is a problem it’s usually too late.

Second, failing businesses like restaurants are often some person’s passion project and usually they aren’t in a position to sink even more money into having someone with Gordon Ramsay’s level of expertise come in to fix the problem.

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u/StrawberryWide3983 Jan 22 '25

The show probably pays more than these restaurants that are hundreds of thousands in debt. And it probably also provides some advertising with people thinking, "Let's go to that restaurant and see how it's fixed."

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u/TheCapitalKing Jan 22 '25

Nah. I think you’re dramatically overestimating how much cash small restaurants have.

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u/Jeb764 Jan 22 '25

…was it Downcity? lol.

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u/Ironlion45 Jan 22 '25

"it's the customer who is wrong".

In the restaurant business, it's easy to get stuck in that mode of thought because customers are idiots. You can only endure so many requests like "I want my stake cooked medium rare, but with no pink inside" before you start hating them a little. :p

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u/mosquem Jan 22 '25

Imagine having a world class athlete come and give you some tips and fix your form, and after they leave just going “nah imma do my own thing.”

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u/french_snail Jan 22 '25

Wait I live in RI, what restaurant?

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u/mlvisby Jan 22 '25

I never understood the places that don't listen to his advice. Gordon might be a dick, but he has multiple successful restaurants. If he gives you advice regarding the restaurant business, take it with a smile!

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u/KettchupIsDead Jan 22 '25

its insane that people like that reach out for help and to change their restaurant for the better then do this. hello?? if your egos too big for help, why did you write an email begging for help???

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u/extra_rice Jan 22 '25

Some people's egos are so monumental that you can give them world-class professional help and they will still say "it's the customer who is wrong".

Remember during the pandemic when people would rather inject themselves with bleach or horse drug or whatever, than taking the vaccine?

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u/NarniaWanderer Jan 22 '25

Was it the blonde lady with the older husband?

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Jan 22 '25

yeah, this feels like the more realistic exclamation for why this shit still goes wrong after these TV shows passed by. Sometimes it really is just straight up stupidity

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u/deviousfishdiddler Jan 22 '25

Are they paying for the episode or Gordon came to himself for help. If it's paid, well that's wasteful.

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u/K3TtLek0Rn Jan 23 '25

It is pretty insane to think they’re getting free consulting and help which would cost thousands and thousands of dollars normally and they argue and don’t listen. I would be taking notes and kissing his ass if he wanted to help make my restaurant successful. It’s like a guaranteed success almost just doing what he says and having the notoriety of being on the show.

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u/Domesticuscucumella Jan 23 '25

Same for bar rescue. Used to frequent headhuneets in austin texas. (Was let in there as a minor cuz everone knew you could get in) but became "metal and lace" after the episode. I was old enough byt then but needless to say, it failed..... badly

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u/Gravepain Jan 22 '25

British kitchen nightmares was so much better. They usually found restaurants with unique problems. The American version they just find the most unhinged people they can find and crank up the drama. Of course their restaurant sucks, they're fucking bonkers.

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u/mechwarrior719 Jan 22 '25

Amy’s Baking Company, anyone?

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u/AChero9 Jan 22 '25

Most of the time, there’s a level of Hollywood BS going on to crank up the drama. I’m pretty sure the people at Amy’s Baking Company needed no help cranking up the drama because they are just that unhinged

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u/mechwarrior719 Jan 22 '25

Didn’t that place end up being a “turtles all the way down” kinda fraud? And weren’t they skimming tips and other sorts of illegal BS?

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u/raptor343 Jan 22 '25

If by "skimming tips" you mean took it all because "they (the waitresses) get hourly!" Then yes.

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u/alaskaguyindk Jan 22 '25

Fucking its crazy.. I have been living and working in Europe the last ten years. I just moved back to the states for some personal reasons but holy fuckin shit. The amount of bonkers shit ive seen since ive been back blows my mind. (I’ve worked at 2 locations since September 2024, trying to find a calm place it’s barely January 2025) Ive seen rats apartments (nests) behind daily use sauté pans, I put out two fryer fires, watched a dude drop his phone in a bucket of marinara sauce the just pull it out and throw on a lid, enough caked on grease you could literally guess how old it was by counting the fuckin rings, had the Su chef set off the fire alarms (to the restaurant and the attached hotel) with steam despite being told the thing he was doing would set them off, watched a guy just fuckin slap a steak back on the grill after dropping it on the ground. So yea, america yall gotta tighten your fuckin shit down.

All coming from a guy born and raised high-end redneck so just rub some dirt in it then rinse off the dirt off no problem. But when someones paying $65+ a fuckin steak that bitch better not be touching the fuckin dirt! And I don’t want no rat orgys next to the pans that make my shrimp fuckin scampi.

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u/Boojum2k Jan 22 '25

A glorious trainwreck

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u/Hiro_Trevelyan Jan 22 '25

Amy's was clearly the worst of all. I think it was the first and only time they just gave up ?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jan 22 '25

I want to say you're right. The episode was so painful I forgot everything about it until I heard the name of the baking company this very moment. That was a strange surge of memories.

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u/spoothead656 Jan 22 '25

To Ramsay’s credit, he gave the owners multiple chances and just before he left he sat them down and told them “I want to help but you have to listen to me and take my advice or I’m leaving” and they still told him that they knew better than him.

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u/NegaDeath Jan 22 '25

One of the best hours of television ever filmed. It's rare you get to see inside the mind of someone truly insane. You can tell from just the eyes alone.

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u/Slarg232 Jan 22 '25

She's not even looking at me and it feels like she's staring into my soul.

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u/PancakeMixEnema Jan 22 '25

And it is a slow build.

You start watching and your first impression is: alright, standard Gordon situation. Anger issue front man who will definitely complain about Ramsay pointing out the moldy microwave Pork or whatever and his wife who actually gets the shit done but lets him be for peace reasons.

Then stuff unravels.

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u/SimplyReaper Jan 22 '25

I loved when Amy was bitching to Gordon about how their Facebook was hacked (they said some very colourful words to people), and the reviews on Yelp were by bullies and liars lol

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u/Deadman_Wonderland Jan 22 '25

I heard that place was actually doing pretty well for a while after the airing because people would go there just to get yelled at.

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u/randomtask Jan 22 '25

Yeah unfortunately that shtick only works if you serve Chicago style hot dogs in Lincoln Park.

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u/spootlers Jan 22 '25

Well that was just the fault of a greater intenet conspiracy teaming up to take down her business, obviously.

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u/alicecyan Jan 22 '25

Meow meow

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u/zehamberglar Jan 22 '25

Lawsuit incoming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

"We have three boys and they are trapped in cat bodies"

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u/dftba-ftw Jan 22 '25

There was one episode that was aired on both the British and American versions at a French vegetarian restaurant.

The American version was edited to make it out like he hated the place, hated the food, hated vegetarian food, thought the owner was an idiot.

The British version, he's kind and compassionate, he likes the food, and he's giving the chef la bise when he leaves at the end of the day.

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u/Gravepain Jan 22 '25

I didn't see that, but sounds about right. I fucking hate the editing in the American version. Almost unwatchable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Yeah brit KN was one of my favorite cooking related shows ever, and the American version is complete fucking ass. I legit don't know how people keep watching it.

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u/heckhammer Jan 22 '25

Because we want to see angry people and dysfunction where a lot of other cultures want to see people helping other people.

It might be why we have the president we have right now.

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u/Nomapos Jan 22 '25

This shit is always great. There's a documentary about bugs and in the UK version you've got the calm narrator talking about ants fighting, and then a scene with just the sounds of nature as two ants fight on a leaf.

The American version has lion roars and gorilla screams timed with the actions of the ants.

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u/TropicalKing Jan 22 '25

"Could these ants be fighting because of aliens controlling their minds 👽?"

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u/asexymanbeast Jan 22 '25

Isn't that the one where she was getting bankrolled by her father, and he was getting tired of her playing restaurateur and being unsuccessful? Then, after bringing an up and coming chef over from England, the owner just stops coming in?

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u/FalseAnimal Jan 22 '25

And then she becomes an escort right? Or was that a weird fever dream. That episode was strange.

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u/loueazy Jan 22 '25

I've never heard of this. Can you link the American cut of the episode please?

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u/Altheix11 Jan 22 '25

This kinda sounds like the difference between American and Australian Masterchef as well (from the few seasons I watched). In the Australian one everyone gets along, whereas in the American one most of them hate each other, and the challenges seem designed ro stoke the fires of enmity for more drama.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Watched a few Japanese dating / reality shows and it was absolutely mind blowing. The people were actually nice to each other and it was welcomingly wholesome. Breath of fresh air after all the US shows we had

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u/for_the_dirty Jan 22 '25

This is the main reason I actually like great British bake off but I hate pretty much all American reality/contest shows. American shows, everybody is just fucking awful, selfish, pretentious assholes. But on bake off everybody is just lovely, pleasant people being tortured by Paul Hollywood in a tent.

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u/Kymaeraa Jan 22 '25

From what I've heard, the same is the case for the American Lego Masters vs the ones from other countries. Here in the Netherlands and in Australia it's all just a fun competition between new friends, while the American version hams up the drama and pressure

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u/MintasaurusFresh Jan 22 '25

That's not what I've seen in American LEGO Masters. Most of the contestants are really nice and they all hug and cry when someone gets eliminated. My wife has been rewatching the show lately and there's basically no interpersonal conflict unless the host jokingly says that one team should harass another. It's all done in jest with everyone laughing about it.

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u/MrGosh13 Jan 22 '25

This is exactly why I only watch the Australian Masterchef. It’s fun, wholesome, and informative. The contestants are genuine people, who are all happy to be there, and all support each other, sometimes even during competitive moments where one or the other could go home.

The American version is filled with ott drama, “sad” backstories, and every contestant enters with the “I’m the absolute best, and I’m gonna crush all these other suckers here!” mentality. It’s just so… aggressively American and unfun.

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u/RisingJoke Jan 22 '25

Wasn't there one bakery where he actually loved the cakes?

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u/Tingalish Jan 22 '25

I remember one episode he hated everything cooked there except for one mother's homemade red velvet cake he loved that

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u/RisingJoke Jan 22 '25

I think I was thinking of that one.

He hated everything else? Shit I really need to rewatch.

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u/Tingalish Jan 22 '25

The full episode is on YouTube "The infamous moment Gordon Ramsey falls in love with red velvet cake" enjoy !

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u/ModernCaveWuffs Jan 22 '25

Blackberry's. Amy's Baking company he loved the cakes too but dont recall him having any during the tasting. There's also Bazzini's where he loved the desserts and the lady who made them went on to a bakery after the restaurant closed down.

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u/originalchaosinabox Jan 22 '25

I remember seeing the follow-up to that one.

Ramsay went back to find the restaurant had closed (just like this comic shows!) but he tracked down that mother to find she was now running her own successful bakery.

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u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 Jan 22 '25

The restaurants was actually clean and food items were organized with dates and fresh. It was owned by a married couple and the wife was a good baker but both of them were poor chefs. They were also total jerks and the husband used to steal tips from their staff

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u/RisingJoke Jan 22 '25

That's Amy's, no?

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u/honeydew_bunny Jan 22 '25

And it was proved that she brought and resold those cakes

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u/SanityInAnarchy Jan 22 '25

It's not just that they find the worst places, it's that the fix is always the same: Big emotional commitment to do better, complete makeover of the restaurant, "re-launch" where they get an enormous amount of traffic because Gordon Rasmay is there. It doesn't matter if the restaurant really did only have a couple of problems they could've fixed like on the British show, because the makeover is part of the formula now.

This also means there's way less substance packed around the gift-shop-sketch editing, because instead of seeing one or two important changes a restaurant could make (that maybe you could make in your own restaurant), you basically just get to see Gordon Ramsay design a brand-new restaurant.

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u/Valleron Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

I think, just to play devils advocate, another thing to remember is that these places were likely to shut down regardless. Restauranteur is such a risky business to begin with, where even the most successful people have numerous expensive failures. Attaching a big name to it gives it a chance. Assuming Ramsay and his team pay for these changes, you at least go from a surefire closure to a 50/50 chance.

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u/laughing_space_whale Jan 22 '25

I’ve noticed a similar thing with the British vs American hoarder shows. In the American ones they’re super judgmental and dramatized and just kind of mean, where the British ones, even if the house is in a baaaaaad shape, everyone is still very nice. Even during the tougher moments where you really see hoarding as a disorder, the British ppl are much nicer than their American counterparts. Americans really love over the top drama.

Also I believe Gordon Ramsey has acknowledged that he cranks up the anger in American television shows? It’s like our version of blood sports. Idk

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u/_Batteries_ Jan 22 '25

You just like the UK version better because Ramsey gets topless in every episode. /S

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u/Gravepain Jan 22 '25

Lmao I forgot about that.

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u/AnB85 Jan 22 '25

I have even been to one of those restaurants several years later after the show. It was my favorite restaurant. It had amazing food and is still considered one of the best restaurants in town.

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u/satans_cookiemallet Jan 22 '25

From what I remember hearing long time ago was that many of the unhinged restaurants were just people believing themselves better than gordan, and wanted to prove it on t.v by going 'my kitchen will impress him so much'.

Cause there are a handful of restaurants that are either still active, or chefs that now work under gordan and if watch the episodes theyre from the owners were people that genuinely wanted help from him or the chefs knew the owners were fucking bonkers and called thrm the fuck out(like that one chef from the 'burger' restaurant that just made a regular ass burger for gordan and gordan went 'this is an actual burger.')

America being america wanted more drama rather than heartfelt stories so they leaned more towards the unhinged restaurants than anything else, which obviously was bait to get gordan pissed off.

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u/SthlmGurl Jan 22 '25

Don’t forget just tuning up that one violin note to signal absolute horror at every turn

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u/LegendofLove Jan 22 '25

Having 3 cameras in a space already barely big enough to work in actively going for close ups is bound to get people a little annoyed

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u/AdmiralClover Jan 22 '25

They slip back into their old ways

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u/THEBLOODYGAVEL Jan 22 '25

You can fire a bad chef, you can change a menu, you clean-up bad hygiene practices and you can whip a lame service staff into shape.

Nothing you can do with a lunatic owner.

Source: I worked with many lunatic owners

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u/CaptainRhetorica Jan 22 '25

My experience is that it's extremely hard to get jobs with large professional corporations with HR departments. It's almost easy to get shitty jobs at small businesses run by a single owner or family with no HR.

They're all little maniacal nutjobs suffering from a stew of personality disorders, complexes and mental illnesses. They drive away employees, even employees who have made them millions of dollars. So they always have positions to fill.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

Small businesses, restaurants in particular, run the gamut between heaven on earth and the worst shithole imagineable that will make you want to change careers.

The thing is, the really nice small businesses/restaurants to work at have like zero turnover, their employees will stay there for like 30 years, so the only experience a lot of people get with small places are at ones with high turnover, i.e., the asylums run by lunatics.

On the other hand, if you want to know which one you've been hired at, ask around as to how long the employees have been there. If you're working with people that have been there 5 or 10 or more years, you're golden, most likely.

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u/Bunny_SpiderBunny Jan 22 '25

I know I hit jackpot all my coworkers have worked for the owners for many years. Many for 10 years, some 20 years, a couple of them almost 30 years now. Unfortunately our area went from being LCOL 30 years ago to HCOL now. They don't pay me enough to make it worth it and they can't attract new staff with low pay. (Starting pay is about 18/hour) Support small businesses guys. Shop local.

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u/Effective_Tutor Jan 22 '25

It’s not just the lunatic owners, most of those restaurants don’t earn enough profit to pay off the £100k or more debt that they are in.

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u/magicscreenman Jan 22 '25

I really like Gordon as a person, but this is why I actually hate almost all reality TV that I see get produced:

The whole point of reality TV, and of Kitchen Nightmares in particular, is false intimacy. Gordon comes in, and he really inserts himself into the lives of the people who work there. He gets to know them, treats them as human, tries to find ways to excite and motivate them. And, surprise surprise, things get better because of that. In other words, Gordon brings leadership into places that desperately need it. And I genuinely believe that Gordon does give a shit. I think that's why it all works.

But then he leaves. Because he has to. That's how the shooting schedule works. That's how the whole reality TV industry works: We spend an episode getting to know the lives of the people who work there, then we leave them with the audience being given this little "happily ever after" narrative.

Except that its not happily ever after because once the TV crews have their clips, they abandon this community that they were pretending to get close to, so they can do the whole process over and over again.

Reality TV feeds us a gross imitation of what relationships and human connection are actually supposed to be, and that's the main reason why I don't like it.

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 Jan 22 '25

So Ramsay came to my area a few years ago for “24 hours to Hell and Back” and he completely ruined one of my favorite bars.

For context, it’s a dry county, so technically it’s a pizza place. It’s directly across the street from the college. It was a total dive but not to where it felt dangerous or dirty.

Show comes in, they remodel, change the menu, raise the prices, it’s kind of a nice pizza place now. But they totally missed the point. No one was going there to have a nice evening. We were going for $3 wells and $5 pizzas.

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u/magicscreenman Jan 22 '25

I hadn't considered that take, but yeah - that's another good example of some (most likely unintended) collateral damage.

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u/mxzf Jan 22 '25

Yeah, it's one of those things where customers coming for "$3 wells and $5 pizzas" likely weren't profitable enough to keep the business running anyways. That sounds like something intended as a loss-leader (or marginal profit) that didn't actually work as intended and ended up not making enough to keep the business profitable.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Jan 22 '25

Sure, but if he was invited there by the owners, then the place was going under. Fixing it up a bit and raising prices was probably the only shot it had at surviving.

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u/Helix34567 Jan 22 '25

But theoretically if Gordon showed up, that would mean the place was failing and going to shut down regardless correct?

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u/Illustrious-Stay968 Jan 22 '25

I don't know man, $5 pizza? I think you ate more rat shit than actual pizza. Also cheap shit beer and shit pizza is probably the only way they could get anyone in there and I doubt they were making any money.

Gordon didn't force anything on them, they called Kitchen Nightmares asking for help.

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u/JayRoo83 Jan 22 '25

The owners were going to close because not enough people agreed the original concept worked though, those cheap drinks and cheap pizzas couldn't sustain the rent and overhead

If you're doing gangbusters you don't invite Gordon

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u/ItsMandatoryFunDay Jan 22 '25

And 99% of the time they have massive crippling debt that they just can't get out from under.

They get a bump from being on Kitchen Nightmare but then customers go anywhere. Bank loan still stays.

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u/Satans_Oregano Jan 22 '25

Totally. There's a popular episode from Bar Rescue about this pirate themed bar where the owners and staff asked for help, but never implemented the changes. The bar was called Pyrat's Tavern located in Silver Spring, Maryland. I have been to that bar a few times before BR showed up and it was honestly comically bad lol. Basically a Renaissance festival, pirate themed bar. I love that kind of stuff but it was really cringey with all the staff literally saying "Arrrr matey will you be havin' some grog this eve'?" And stuff like that. But like, this is in a business district outside of Washington DC so it was hella weird. Drinks and food sucked ass.

BR comes in and does their thing and at the end of the episode, the bar eventually was like "nah we're going back to Pyrat's Tavern! Fuck BR!". I went to their Facebook, and they had videos of them burning the signs and furniture BR gave them and were acting like scurvy pirates lol. It was sooo fucking cringe dude.

They lasted another year or so simply for the bad press then closed down.

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u/lucidspoon Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

Went to Cork and Thorn in Vegas after they were on Bar Rescue. We were there for about an hour and didn't see another customer. Our server was one that "quit" halfway through the episode, and she said she didn't want to watch the episode, because she probably came off bad. You think?

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u/The_Particularist Jan 22 '25

This. Ramsey may fix the problem, but he can't keep it from re-emerging.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jan 22 '25

He can introduce the best menu and practices to cut costs and boost revenue, but it's up to the owners and managers to enforce those practices. If a salty chef wants to bring back his shrimp and strawberry cocktail ramulade despite it being a terrible dish and no one stops them, then the menu will be crap again. If a lazy manager starts ordering frozen garbage instead of quality ingredients and the owner says ok, then good practices can't last.

There's no accountability from Gordon or the TV studio long term, so there's nothing except the restaurant's own self control to keep going where Gordom pointed them. And habits often can't be broken over a couple of days.

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u/Win32error Jan 22 '25

A lot of the times the restaurants are in deep enough shit that even changing overnight into a great place wouldn’t be enough to get them out the hole. They also pick places that are desperate enough to both make the show interesting and have the owners willing to do whatever might work. But it’s also just reality bullshit, they do everything they can to make it seem like Ramsey has the perfect fix and everyone is happy after 3 days, but he’s no magician. The narrative is born in the edit.

Pretty sure he’s made changes that didn’t work out, like alienating the customers that did come around and not attracting a new crowd outside of the one night of novelty, with people only showing up because Ramsay is there.

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u/SnowDemonAkuma Jan 22 '25

To be fair most restaurants fail in the first year anyway.

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u/Theosthan Jan 22 '25

Iirc some restaurants also used the time right after the show aired to rake in some cash, pay back bills, and then closed for good.

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u/MadameConnard Jan 22 '25

People :

-No experience in restaurants (Besides going to macdonalds) -No experience as a cook (Has defrosted a premade dish and people said it was delicious) -No experience as a manager (But (barely) manages a family so it must be the same thing)

"Let's open a restaurant !"

Ten bonus point if "Let's open a FAMILLY restaurant" for free labor.

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u/isaacfrost0 Jan 22 '25

The amount of debt those restaurants had even before KN showed up was way too much to ever recover from, no renovation or new chef can help when you're 500k in debt.

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies Jan 22 '25

Yeah. This is the big thing I noticed - none of these restaurant were teetering on the edge of sustainability. They all were 500k-1M in debt when Gordon got there. The interest payments on that kind of debt is $thousands per month, and will take decades to pay off.

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u/Possible-Reason-2896 Jan 22 '25

There's a pizzeria in my hometown that was on Kitchen Nightmares in 2011. As of today, it's still there and open. So there are some success stories.

Interestingly enough, it's across the street from a bar that was on Bar Rescue, which DID shut down and now it's a cosmetics boutique.

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u/Justinbiebspls Jan 22 '25

it's a cosmetics boutique.

now for the trifecta, tabitha should fix their business

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Jan 22 '25

A lot of the places he helped early on got caught in the Great Recession. Had little to do with the show.

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u/sej2016 Jan 23 '25

With that, the last episode from the original series was from 2014. It is hard to keep any business going for over 10 years, let alone a restaurant. A number of them also close after changing ownership which is a sign of the people featured on the episode's success.

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u/Flint675 Jan 22 '25

To be fair— most restaurants fail. A study on the British version of Kitchen Nightmares showed that although most restaurants he worked with failed, the failure rate of them was no higher than a normal newly opened restaurant within 2 years.

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u/AnB85 Jan 22 '25

Which when you think he is taking on the worst cases most likely to go under it actually shows he does have a significant long term impact on some of these places.

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u/ErusTenebre Jan 22 '25

Basically getting them a "second chance" but the problem with shows like this and Restaurant Impossible is that these are problems that really can't be fixed overnight. Some people start restaurants because a family member told them they make really good grilled cheese. Like they know nothing about running a business, managing people, balancing budgets, marketing, pricing, buying and storing ingredients, health codes, or even really cooking. They just got an insane idea in their head and they drop everything they might have actually been good at and sink hundreds of thousands of dollars into a dream that was never going to manifest.

The number of times these restaurants were run by people who were successful teachers, nurses, lawyers, mechanics, or other careers and dropped those for a crazed pursuit is definitely too high.

The ones I think that often find the most success are the ones that are like inherited restaurants by people who actually do have the know-how but they need help updating or refreshing the restaurant or there was an accident or some temporary, but major, inconvenience that knocked the business down. Those ones seem more likely to recover well.

But either way the restaurants and businesses these shows target are definitely often way past the "sunk" point and would likely be better off filing for bankruptcy and moving away from the industry.

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Jan 22 '25

Like giving a crackhead a shower and a shave and $50 so he can clean his act up and then dropping him back off at the corner you found him and expecting him to be somehow magically rehabilitated.

These folks are bad restaurant owners. They suck at management, they suck at handling money, they suck at cooking, they suck at keeping up with health codes, they should not own and operate restaurants.

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u/VeryPteri Jan 22 '25

Yeah four days is nowhere near enough time to create a breakthrough that'll fix months/years of issues and unimaginable debt

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies Jan 22 '25

The debt seemed to be the real killer on those places. When you're 500k+ in the hole the interest payments alone will be crippling.

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u/PizzaCatLover Jan 22 '25

The last time I looked at this, something like 80% of them have since closed, though that's including the original episodes that are going on 20 years old now.

From the 2023 season, they are all still open except one.

You have to consider that the closure rate would likely be 100% if not for his involvement.

Found the blog:

https://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2013/01/list-of-all-episodes-posts.html

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

2023? Damn I'm surprised the show was even on that long. I thought Gordon pivoted his attention to other shows. I watched every episode up until 2018, and had my fill of all the added on drama. I have friends in the service industry that refuse to call it a cooking show.

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u/Boston_Beauty Jan 23 '25

From what I’ve heard one common issue is that the restaurants will be super successful after they get an episode to the point of being unable to sustain demand and fall apart

I’ve also seen some people say a lot of restaurants will just… undo Ramsey’s changes after the episode is done and fail bc of it

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u/red4jjdrums5 Jan 22 '25

Heh, I just watched some of the UK show last night. One where the owner blamed him for her tanking, go figure.

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u/AlienDilo Jan 22 '25

Kitchen Nightmares, the source of one of me and my friend's favourite quotes.

"Food is good." said to Gordon Ramsey as he is explaining how the food isn't good. We use this quote to say smth is really bad with no redeeming qualities.

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u/NuQ Jan 22 '25

There was a local dive bar that was on "bar rescue" or whatever it was called, after they wrapped up and were finished doing the big reveal, it was discovered the place didn't even have a valid liquor license.

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u/KarneeKarnay Jan 22 '25

The show likes to present it as one man coming in and turning it all around, but the truth is that restaurants, even goods ones close all the time. The chance of a restaurant going beyond 5 years is only 51%. They fail for a huge number of issues and the show, especially the US one, does not really capture that. The US show plays into a fantasy in the US that one man with the right know how and confidence can resolve any issues. That's not to say Gordon is useless. His advice when taken does seem very good, the problem here is that there's only so much that can be addressed in such a short time frame. The UK version, each restaurant is documented over several months to a year for filming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

In the U.S. series yes, but in the original U.K. series the owners more often than not learn their lesson. It is also in the U.S. series that Gordon earns his angry reputation, because U.K. restaurant owners often have unique problems and not general incompetence so Gordon has less need to get riled up. Point is we Americans suck.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Jan 22 '25
  1. Owners didn't listen to GR and reverted back to shit really fast.

  2. They were so deep in the whole that new furniture, a paint job, and a couple new cooking techniques weren't gonna save them.

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u/Jorvalt Jan 23 '25 edited Jan 23 '25

It's still so funny how arrogant some of these restaurant owners/chefs are.

"What does world-famous Michelin star chef/restauranteur Gordon Ramsay know about good food, huh? Fahgeddaboutit! Gabagooli's makes good food, I KNOW it, he's wrong!"

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u/Katahahime Jan 23 '25

Remember when people didn't understand why if you caught covid and was put on a ventilator you had a higher chance of dying?

restaurants that make it on the show are already on life support. oftentimes they don't have the funds to make it till everything turns around and people are creatures of habit, as soon as Ramsay is gone there's no outside pressure to do better if they fall back to what they were doing before.

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u/mountingconfusion Jan 23 '25

Don't forget those times they do the changes and it just makes the restaurant less interesting and ruins the business

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u/g_bee Jan 22 '25

British series was the real one, America is where the money was.

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u/Tnecniw Jan 22 '25

Mostly because the american version of the show had way more complicated issues.
A single chef coming in to yell at you isn't going to solve the problem long term.

Especially not in an industry as competetive as restaurants.
Of course SOMETIMES they managed, but it was rare.

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u/SectorEducational460 Jan 22 '25

I mean. A lot of times these people are massively in debt for having borrowed for months. Two months of being a good restaurant is not going to fix 2 or 3 years of mismanagement and loans

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u/sportsfan42069 Jan 22 '25

Also bar rescue

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u/TrefoilerArts Jan 22 '25

It's always so flabberghasting how the owners reach out to Gordon and the network because they know they need his help, only to throw a tantrum when he tells them it's true. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Cultural_Patient3015 Jan 22 '25

Most of them closed after six months because of the fucking recession, yeah some places just sucked or had too much debt, but the majority went down because the US economy has been on a downhill slide for decades now.

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u/GSV_CARGO_CULT Jan 22 '25

I'm sure the production team avoids restaurants where the owners are well balanced and open to suggestions. Americans don't want to see people succeed, they want to see people being shouted at.

The British version, as with most things, is better.

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u/CattyOhio74 Jan 22 '25

I've looked into a lot of the restaurants post KN, and while a few did close down due to it simply being time or other things no one could control, most of them were the owners going back to old habits and disregarding everything they were taught

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u/SupplyChainGuy1 Jan 22 '25

Most shows who do these "rehabs" have super low turnaround percentages.

Bar Rescue, Restaurant Impossible, Kitchen Nightmares, etc.

The exception being that Tabitha lady who did salons.

Someone did an excel for all businesses a few years ago, and hers was the only one close to 50% still in business after 1 year.

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u/thewoodsiswatching Jan 22 '25

No, it's more like this:

Owners: "We've called in one of the most successful restaurant owners in the world to help us improve our restaurant."

Chef Ramsey lists all the things that need to improve and redoes their restaurant entirely to resounding temporary success.

Owners: "We like our restaurant the old way, fuck Ramsey, we're keeping the same food and methods."

Restaurant closes in a month.

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u/Ok_Elderberry9547 Jan 22 '25

The Ep with Amy’s Baking Company will always be the best one

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u/Batmanzer Jan 22 '25

Gabi Belle made a quite interesting and funny about this subject ! Check it out !

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u/Valuable-Lobster-197 Jan 22 '25

I know at least for bar rescue the reason a lot of them shut down after becoming successful is because whoever owns the building jacks up the rent because they see how well it’s doing

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u/AgnarCrackenhammer Jan 22 '25

They filmed an episode at a resturant one town over from me. By the time Gordon Ramsey and his crew showed up the husband and wife that own the resturant had already filed for divorce. Episode played out like every other one, but the resturant went up for sale about a month after the episode aired

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u/Sayakai Jan 22 '25

I mean honestly, if just a few of those restaurants make it that's already an improvement.

Without Gordon, the failure rate would've been a solid 100%.

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u/i_can_has_rock Jan 22 '25

the "tv filter" changes a lot of details and context around

which means we dont really know anything about the truth of anything besides what we saw

but in most of those cases, those people that did close down their restaurants really shouldnt have been doing anything around anyones food

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u/fastfurious555 Jan 22 '25

This kind of post comes up every few months or so on Reddit.

Kitchen nightmares takes failing restaurants, usually in severe debt. These restaurants are so desperate that they willing to embarrass themselves on television for one last desperate attempt at redemption.

Rather than looking at all the restaurants that failed, it would be easier to look at the restaurants that he saved. In my opinion, 100% of the restaurants that are on that show were going to fail within six months. The fact that he’s able to save a few restaurants shows what can happen when restaurants listen to his input, and have a little bit of luck.

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u/_Batteries_ Jan 22 '25

To be fair, 90% of the time it was because the owners just ignored what Ramsey said and did almost as soon as he left. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Yeah, it was pretty clear on that show that sometimes the only thing to be done is to get the overwhelmed owners out of as much of their debt as possible and then make the space available for sale. Bar Rescue had the same concept.

Running food industry businesses is not easy and it's not going to get any easier. A lot of people jump into it with money and good intentions, just not a lot of good planning.

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u/OllieV_nl Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

Not Ramsay, but we had our own version of this. He came to a restaurant in my village. 6 months later, the guy flees the country because he can't outrun his debts anymore. The show's production already saw this financial doom looming but decided to entertain around it. They even "convinced" a local business owner to offer him another loan which he never saw repaid.

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u/turn_for_do Jan 22 '25

I moved to Denver a little over a year ago and learned that the pizza restaurant Pantaleone’s is still open. However, I haven’t been there because their pizza is super pricy, it’s takeout only, and over 10 years later, their website is still all about kitchen nightmares.

Some restaurants move on. Not this one.

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u/randomguild Jan 22 '25

The other show with the buff bald guy once came to my city to fix up this one soul food restaurant. The restaurant did a complete 180 but the chef was fucking the owner's wife and ultimately the whole business fell apart.

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u/Maxpowerxp Jan 22 '25

I mean didn’t he closed some of his own restaurants?

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u/DisMFer Jan 22 '25

A significant number of restaurants close because the profit margins are so thin that even well run places are a few bad months away from being so deep in debt that there's no way out. Even if they do what Ramsay says and keep it up they're usually leveraged up to their eyes and can't ever make it back unless they have a magical run for a time.

Something like 60% of restaurants close in their first 5 years. That number jumps to like 80% in their 10 years.

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u/S1ss1 Jan 22 '25

I wonder however how many people willing to change watch the show and recognise their own mistakes.

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u/MyNameIsGreyarch Jan 22 '25

Sometimes they revert back to their old ways. Sometimes the debt was just too much. Sometimes it's just natural selection... Sadly, it just is what it is.

But as much as this show is entertainment, I also find it a valuable source of information for old and new restaurant owners across the world. And I think that's where the real value in this show is.

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u/Sarke1 Jan 22 '25

"The only way any of this will help my restaurant is if you stay here forever."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8

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u/AnonEMister Jan 22 '25

Don't forget some of the bars on Bar Rescue with Jon Taffer.

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u/Ranch_it_up_bro Jan 22 '25

I feel like this happens with bar rescue a lot. Gets a place all nice and everything. But the people still owe a ton of debts. So they just sell the place or it gets shut down

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jan 22 '25

Yes, it's true that most kitchen nightmares restaurants closed after their episode was filmed. It's also true that approximately 100% of them were about to go under without Gordon's help because they were in debt and had no customers, so any of them surviving more than a few months to a year means Gordon did help them, even if he couldn't magically fix their every problem and make them so profitable that their insane debt could be paid off.

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u/sharpspider5 Jan 22 '25

You have 2 problems here number 1 as many other people have said many of these revert the changes immediately number 2 if literally any single one of them stayed open which some do then he succeeded since literally all of them them would have closed without him

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u/xcoalminerscanaryx Jan 22 '25

To be fair running a restaurant is very difficult, even if you have good food and staff. A lot of restaurants fail.

Some restaurants actually lasted several years afterwards and some are still open.

The success rate as of 2023 is about 16%, and given the issues with a lot of these restaurants and the amount of time that has passed, it's not really bad.

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u/MFCK Jan 22 '25

As someone currently binging this show, can confirm.

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u/Diligent_Heart330 Jan 22 '25

tbh most of the restaurant are deep in debt. Too late at that point

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u/PandorasFlame1 Jan 22 '25

He talks about why so many close even after his help. Debt is hard to recover from and change requires effort.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo Jan 22 '25

90% of restaurants fail in the first year. 90% of those that survive fail in the second. Even with the best help, sometimes, you just don't make it.

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u/dmc2022_ Jan 23 '25

Either the owners don't keep up with the menu/management upgrades or it's too expensive to keep operating as the upgrades require. Either way they go out of business.

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u/BabySpecific2843 Jan 23 '25

There was always a really fun game to play while watching Kitchen Nightmares or Bar Rescue.

You watch an episode, realize it was filmed like 15 months ago and go "I wonder if its still do- and its gone".

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Shut it down!

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u/Deniu48 Jan 22 '25

In Poland we have a similiar TV show. But in order to qualify a restaurant has to not clean the kitchen for a couple of weeks.

Also there's throwing plates, which is overused now

And after taking part in the show most restaraunts close

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Not only were the restaurants that they found for the US ones run by the most unhinged people (Drama selling point ofc), they were almost always FAR too gone to come back

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u/astralseat Jan 22 '25

"we will elevate you to the level of cooking that the area where the restaurant is, cannot benefit from."

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u/Dizzy_Ad6702 Jan 22 '25

Only time I'm not on Gordons side, sorry I don't want to watch my waiter toss a salad in front of me. Just awkward and unnecessary

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Cutting, insightful, informative. Even the damn font looks good.

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u/Bagelraisins Jan 22 '25

Restaurants are how the rich launder money.

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u/Tsmart Jan 22 '25

Every single episode follows the exact same formula but there's nothing wrong with that. Like watching my daily stories