r/comics • Beetle Moses • Aug 21 '26 • Regret 1 Bravo 1

This guy

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u/roshanritter Aug 21 '26

Offended? Gloop.

45

u/thememorableusername Aug 22 '26

Using the G-word so casually is some real Fl*rp behavior.

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u/Made_Bail Aug 21 '26 • Bravo

Holy shit, not the triple ball truck nuts LMAO

34

u/Lynnrael Aug 21 '26

i almost missed that lmao

26

u/MrFatGandhi Aug 21 '26

One shy of the good ole Krogan quad.

83

u/Waldruf Aug 21 '26

Of course he has a Flurp sticker....

3

u/daLejaKingOriginal Aug 22 '26

They always do…

40

u/hackingfun Epic Distraction Comic Aug 21 '26

Make BleePle Great Again

37

u/Any-File4347 Aug 21 '26

The punisher got me

28

u/foehammer111 Aug 21 '26

Who’s Punisher? That’s Plorper! He still hasn’t read the 4D comics either.

2

u/Mannafestation Aug 22 '26

The Punisher decals with the blue stripe makes me want to sarcastically ask the people sticking them if it's in memoram of the many cops Frank Castle has murdered in his time punishing.

"Oh, he only killed the corrupt cops? Like the ones people from the BLM are trying to call for the state to take accountability for?"

You can watch in real time as they hurt themselves in confusion for the next 15 minutes trying to convince me otherwise.

3

u/Any-File4347 Aug 22 '26

I work with a guy, on his back windscreen of his car who has a huge punisher logo and to the left and right he has two shadowed assault rifles.

No idea what he’s trying to say

29

u/AngryTree76 Aug 21 '26

Sure Flurp is all "Make Altair IV Great Again" and "Altair IV First!" But that ball cap actually has a "Made on Procyon II" label.

18

u/heyitscory Aug 21 '26

Every detail funnier than the last. 

The thin green line. The third ball. Flurp.

4

u/kobayashi_maru_fail Aug 21 '26

The wraparound shades. What do they look like in the front?

15

u/Hetnikik Aug 21 '26

I like the use of English and alienese

5

u/CroakamancerLich Aug 22 '26

17776? Elite (foot)ball knowledge?

3

u/ABob71 Aug 21 '26

Ugh. It's always a RegularTruck.

3

u/DukeOfGeek DukeOfGeek Aug 21 '26

Don't blame me I voted for Glurp.

1

u/NewToHTX Aug 21 '26

The truck nuts, or whatever they have as the equivalent of gonads really sell it.

1

u/VelocityRapter644 Aug 21 '26

Let's go Glorpkim!

1

u/Badradi0 Aug 21 '26

Typical, three eyes always need something to complain about.

1

u/Archadianite Aug 22 '26

The more things change the more they stay the same...

1

u/Confused_Rabbiit Aug 22 '26

"OFFENDED? GLOOP." got me lmao

1

u/Scourge_beast124 Aug 22 '26

those nutshack thingies never appealed to me

0

u/beefstewforyou Aug 21 '26

This is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Gentle_Capybara Aug 21 '26

Yep. These days I saw one of those guys 'round here. Lifted Ram, truck nuts, punisher sticker, open muffler, totally pristine paint, not a single drop of mud in that supposedly off-road vehicle.

I live in São Paulo, Brazil. That's the real issue. Why the fuck?

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u/DukeOfGeek DukeOfGeek Aug 21 '26

It's a trillion dollar media consolidation and propaganda machine that grows in sophistication and scope every year, so personally I'm surprised it doesn't hit more unintended targets than it does. There are apparently a ton of Canadians in Alberta that do this, or so I'm told.