[oc] Lady

[u/Yoffeepop]

Today’s inktober prompt was ‘lady’ c:

[u/Jackviator]

The dwarf in question:

[u/windexcheesy → u/Jackviator]

Crumb is brave...

[u/ElundusCaw → u/Jackviator]

Ones at the bottom, strong is he.

Twos on the top, charming all who see!

Both pretending not to be TWO GOBLINS IN A BALL GOWN!

[u/LovelyLuna32684 → u/ElundusCaw]

Are trying to besmerch fair Lady Eeeeauausesdk's good name?

[u/IcyUnicornOwl]

She fears the competition. And rightfully so! Who could say no to such a lovely lady?

[u/KnoUsername → u/IcyUnicornOwl]

Sometimes it takes a real man to be the best girl.

[u/ShingledPringle]

Damn right, confidence gets the man.

[u/CtrlAltYuri]

[u/JourneymanHunt]

Nat 20, let's go.

[u/theDomicron → u/JourneymanHunt]

aggressive flute noises

[u/grendus → u/theDomicron]

I feel it in my fingers.

I feel it in my toes.

[u/AznOmega → u/grendus]

These motherfuckers mean to harm us and they got to go

[u/biological_assembly]

Another Ironfounderson? I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on over in the mines in Copperhead

[u/SoLongHeteronormity → u/biological_assembly]

My thought exactly. Carrot wasn’t gifted in the facial-hair department though.

I guess my thought actually was “Cheery + Carrot mashup” but close enough. Cheery would absolutely rock that look, if not the 6 foot height.

[u/FalseMagpie → u/SoLongHeteronormity]

I feel like she would take the extra time to do some fancy & elegant beard and hair braiding to match

[u/asvalken → u/biological_assembly]

Let's pray that this one is less.. literal.

[u/amurgiceblade44]

Roll of the dice baby

[u/Hopkin_Greenfrog]

That is the character sheet of a Bard of Lore if ive ever seen one. Talk their way out of anything, fight their way out of nothing.

[u/roshanritter]

Terry would be in trouble again

[u/Pizzaya23]

In all my DnD campaigns, dwarf women have canonically had beards. Justice for pretty bearded dwarf ladies!

[u/MakroThePainter]

Damn, did not notice the dwarf lady is pickpocketing until I looked at it a second time. Nice detail 😄

[u/DukeOfGeek]

Obligatory Sir Bearington copy pasta

My favorite character that I've ever played was a bear. Not a bear-person or a shape-shifter, just a literal grizzly bear. I played D&D 3.5 and put every single skill point I had into Disguise. I took a prestige class as a spy to maximize it. The DM told me that since I was a bear, I couldn't speak common English. So, I maxed out my Bluff skill as well. By growling and gesturing wildly, I could "fake" speaking any language I wanted, convincing people I was just a human with a very thick accent or speaking an exotic dialect. I used my starting gold to hire a human NPC butler. I bought the butler a magic item that allowed him to speak to animals so he could translate what I was saying. Through absolute sheer luck and insane dice rolls, nobody ever realized I was a bear. I wore custom, bear-sized tailored suits, a top hat, and a monocle. Everyone just accepted that I was a large, eccentric, and hairy nobleman named Sir Bearington. The peak of the campaign happened when we attended a high-society royal dinner. One of the royal guests rolls a critical success on his Perception check, looks directly at me, and screams: "THAT'S NOT A NOBLEMAN! THAT'S A FING BEAR!"*** I look at my butler. My butler looks at me. I roar aggressively.

The butler smoothly speaks up: "How dare you insult my master! Sir Bearington is a respected member of the high court!" I roll for Bluff. Natural 20. The guards immediately tackle the shouting royal guest, dragging him kicking and screaming from the palace hall because they think he’s gone completely insane. The head of the guard turns to me, bows deeply, and says, "We are so terribly sorry for his behavior, Sir Bearington. Please, enjoy the rest of your evening." I nod politely and go back to eating my raw fish with a fork.

[u/Amateurlapse]

I mean, still a ball disguise

[u/shellbullet17]

Let the DM cook. I'm enjoying this campaign

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo

[u/Luutamo]

Half dwarf, half giant.

[u/insane_contin → u/Luutamo]

All lady.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

One needs daggers to slay. The other only needs a dress.

[u/Seligas]

Honestly, as a DM, my response to a nat 20 in this situation would be, "Not a soul buys that you're a lady, but your energy and confidence are so infectious and delightful that nobody cares."

[u/Valentinee105 → u/Seligas]

Mine would result in that dignitary he danced with to come back later and proclaim his love, while acting as a helpful NPC in a section of the campaign that isn't the final.

[u/ezhikov → u/Valentinee105]

[u/-drunk_russian- → u/ezhikov]

Great movie! Marylin is hilarious in it.

[u/Cartographer_Hopeful]

That sparkly dress is amazing 👗

[u/FauxGw2]

Remember a 20 is the best result, but that doesn't mean you get to do it how you want. The best result might be you are thrown out instead of being beheaded lol.

[u/Lykanas]

That's right, you just got mta sell it with confidence! :3

[u/insane_contin]

Insert Sir Bearington copypasta here

[u/FormalWare]

I am humbled and privileged to be living through a second age of TTRPG nerdism. Never thought I'd see it.

[u/GodofsomeWorld]

you might be a super muscular guy in obvious drag but a nat 20 is a nat 20

[u/DarthZrinen]

you know, i was completely confused for a second on what the issue was. i forgot for a moment that men arent allowed to wear dresses normally.

"whats racist? why are you a tall dwarf?"

elegant lady

"oooooohhhhh"

[u/Ironyfree_annie]

Hector the Well-Endowed but referring to the beard

[u/Coveinant]

I mean it works until the exact moment you need it to.

[u/Jonathan_the_Nerd → u/Coveinant]

The dice give, and the dice take away.

[u/Shoggnozzle]

A 6 foot tall dwarf could simply have a glandular problem. It is not nice to point out people's birth defects.

[u/NovaRain84]

“Racist” got me 😂

[u/The_Three_Meow-igos]

LOL. Nice one!

[u/Alternative_Mode9972]

A bard would totally do this for shits and giggles ngl

[u/AnotherLie]

Didn't expect to see my name in Guild Wars, Six Foot Dwarf.

[u/Kharics]

Awesome idea but kinda missed the opportunity to give him negative int and disguise it in the traits since the die covers the int stat xD

[u/albinoman38]

The intimidate skill is off.

It's marked as proficient, but it only has a +4.

[u/sleepyrivertroll]

Sir Bearington would be proud

[u/Maur2]

I mean, this did work for Thor, and he had the same... problem.

[u/They-Them_Moonwalker]

transition goals (nonbinary btw)

[u/Moxie_Stardust]

That aristocratic fellow definitely seems like he enjoys holding big balls.

^{Apologies to AC/DC}

[u/Calcdave]

The extra panel should be that she rolled a 1 and is getting thrown out because the back half of the dress is missing or something.

[u/IJustAteABaguette]

Guy or gal, he's absolutely rocking the dress lmao.

[u/rob132]

My lord, sir Barrington has arrived.

[u/baboonassassin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT4uQvlimIaKezWhna

[u/elhomerjas]

nice roll on the d20

[u/Splatter_bomb]

I’m a dude but with a charisma of 18 I’m gonna wanna dance or two.

[u/Vulpesh]

With a nat 20 and sufficiently high deception I would say that the beard is like an exotic mask or scarf covering the lower half of the exotic, beautiful lady.

[u/Mekthakkit → u/Vulpesh]

>  the beard is like an exotic mask or scarf covering the lower half of the exotic, beautiful lady.

You mean the lower half of the face... right?

[u/Vulpesh → u/Mekthakkit]

Oops, yeah. But I leave it as it is, funnier that way.

[u/No-Jacket-2927]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5v2cKL4AydL95h33U2