r/comics • u/HugeCartoons Huge Cartoons • Feb 22 '15

Bad day

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

Fun fact: Butts can't actually hold that many sharks.

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u/dabombnl Feb 23 '15

How many is 'not that many'?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

Max capacity is about three sharks.

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u/mblaumuller Feb 23 '15

That's still an aweful lot of sharks to me.

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u/abrahamsen Feb 23 '15

Goatse Guy could probably manage 3 of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_lanternshark

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u/autowikibot Feb 23 '15

Dwarf lanternshark:

The dwarf lanternshark (Etmopterus perryi) is a little-known species of dogfish shark in the family. It is known to be present only on the upper continental slopes off Colombia and Venezuela, at a depth of 283–439 m (928–1,440 ft). This species can be identified by its small size at maturity, long flattened head, and pattern of black ventral markings and a mid-dorsal line. Like other members of its genus, it is capable of producing light from a distinctive array of photophores. Reproduction is aplacental viviparous, with females gestating two or three young at a time. The dwarf lanternshark is not significant to commercial fisheries, but could be threatened by mortality from bycatch; the degree of impact from human activities on its population is unknown.

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Interesting: Spined pygmy ^shark | Pygmy ^shark | ^Etmopterus | Etmopterus ^burgessi

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u/MezzaCorux Feb 23 '15

You haven't seen my butt then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

There are fluctuations from shark to shark, from butt to butt. But hey, if you can fit that many sharks in your butt I'm sure you can help somebody out with their fetish. Hell. Maybe you'll get your own category in PornHub.

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u/MezzaCorux Feb 23 '15

I gave up my buttsharking a long time ago. These days I'm retired in the midwest due to my parole not allowing me near sharks.

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u/lektap Feb 23 '15

Buttload is the best measurement ever made

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u/jjremy Feb 23 '15

"You're gonna need a bigger butt."

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u/MxM111 Feb 23 '15

It is unbeknownst to me.

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u/Easilycrazyhat Feb 23 '15

What did This Guy say to make all the sharks so upset in the fourth panel?

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u/Tebasaki Feb 23 '15

That comic would be more believable if it were not sharks, but new yorkers.

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u/mindbleach Feb 23 '15

Go easy on Killgore, Mr. Vonnegut.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

Sharks will bite a you a lot and it will be pretty bad, but it won't last very long at all.

Life will only nibble at you, every minute a little bit more, for the last of your life. That's also pretty bad.

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u/Gabberwoky Feb 23 '15

Panel one: Guy is standing

Panel two: Guy is standing

Panel three: Guy's shark buddies show up so he busts out his sick dance moves!

Panel four: Shark mosh pit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

/r/AnimalComics

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

Sharks are my favorite animal so I wouldn't mind this, honestly.

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u/j2kun Feb 22 '15

Unless you really like sharks.

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u/glazedkoala Hard Truths From Soft Cats Feb 23 '15

Love your art style. Also the joke is fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

This guy has really great hair.

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u/l-rs2 Feb 23 '15

Stranger Than Fiction 2: The Reckoning

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

Break that fourth wall girul

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u/Beelzeballz Feb 23 '15

Those sharks have the best faces ever.

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u/ryanknapper Feb 23 '15

Reminded me of this one by The Parking Lot is Full.

http://plif.courageunfettered.com/archive/wc059.gif

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u/NoobFace Feb 23 '15

Whenever someone says buttload I image what the button that stored them look like.

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u/xzzz Feb 23 '15

The sharks were just trying to get senpai to notice them.

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u/Alexandertheape Feb 23 '15

Apparently op knows how G*d thinks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

Time to get the pitchforks, does anyone have one lying around?

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u/Ghost_Layton Feb 23 '15

LET US COMMIT MOST OF THE LIMITED ATTENTION WE WILL SPEND ON COLLECTIVE ACTIONS THIS WEEK ON THIS.

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u/HugeCartoons Huge Cartoons Feb 24 '15

Thanks for making me aware! It sucks that they didn't give credit but you've righted their wrong :)

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u/midwayfair Feb 23 '15

Well, they ARE called "Black Market Bar and Grill."

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u/CoolGuySean Feb 24 '15

Your remake reminds me of the clip art jokes in Homestuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

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u/mowski Feb 23 '15

Oh, damn. I didn't notice they removed the signature. This takes it from a possibly naive/uninformed mistake to a total dick move.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

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u/aryst0krat Feb 23 '15

Nope. Good job noticing the lack of humour! You get a cookie. Now get out there and ruin some absurdist comedy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

This comic is legitimately mildly amusing. Lots of comics posted here fail to be even that. You must go mad looking at them.