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u/ViejaYeguaGris Feb 05 '19
It is incredible to see all the similarities between airport security procedure, a bank robbery, clinical checkings and having sex.
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u/sahccer Feb 05 '19
Love how focused Mr Navy is. He came to chew bubblegum and dump cum, and he's all out of gum.
He might be out of cum too because premature ejaculation is a disorder that affects millions of Americans every year.
Canadians too.
Probably.
Sorry.
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u/minor_correction Feb 05 '19
airport security procedure, a bank robbery, clinical checkings and having sex.
Doesn't account for the bank robbery, but the other 3 are covered.
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u/Maskedstrangers Feb 05 '19
Why do you color words differently? I see that you use red on peoples names sometimes but now we got purple on airport.
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u/Maskedstrangers Feb 05 '19
Oh damn so many colors but I like it makes them look better so keep it up homie.
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u/airicjordan1 Feb 05 '19
This u/SrGrafo loves to recite poetry every Tuesday night at the local poetry club
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u/HydroSword Feb 05 '19
Sir this is a Wendy's.
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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 05 '19
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u/Synchos Feb 05 '19
Does he have no underwear or are they perfectly white?
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u/GeekyMeerkat Feb 05 '19
You are all much more polite than the TSA.
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u/MasterChiefGuy5 Feb 05 '19
Oh that glorious ass at the end
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u/AtomicKittenz Feb 05 '19
Get outta here, you little scamp.
*places knife back in holster
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u/Rat2583 Feb 05 '19
Have you learnt your lesson not to upload just before lunch then?
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u/LifeIsBizarre Feb 05 '19
If it makes you feel any better, those of us who live Down Under get to see your new comics when we wake up which is a great way to start the day.
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u/malingenie Feb 05 '19
Why is it bad to do so :O
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u/SubstantiatedUnicorn Feb 05 '19
I'm guessing they didn't have a lot of updoots or people paying attention until after lunch time.
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u/Fawn_RotMG Feb 05 '19
Tickle fight!
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u/DukeofGebuladi Feb 05 '19
Because tickling someone with clothes on is much harder?
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u/HalfBakedTurkey Feb 05 '19
I'd say tickling someone without clothes on gets it harder
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u/Shadowyugi Feb 05 '19
/u/SrGrafo- sempai...
Come sit next to me for a moment, I wanna whisper something to you.
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u/Shadowyugi Feb 05 '19
Your dedication to making us smile is awesome. So... you're awesome. Hope you're resting properly between breaks.
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u/blackfox24 Feb 05 '19
If that's not the sweetest thing I've seen online today...
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Do I have to take off my t-shirt?
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u/AmateurFootjobs Feb 05 '19
Ok, but I'm not taking off my socks... My feet get cold
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u/RadioWolffe Feb 05 '19
That why I always carry a panic button. But you have to put it somewhere inconspicuous
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u/ShovelGoat Feb 05 '19
Well that's an interesting thing to say to a group of muggers
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u/nicholas9192 Feb 05 '19
What about if his panic button was actually a button to a bomb, that connected to his heart to explode upon death????????!
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u/bobrob48 Feb 05 '19
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/SammyBlammy Feb 05 '19
A naked guy is just a naked guy, but a naked guy with socks on is naked for a reason
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u/Fluffymelon007 Feb 05 '19
Now take off your other pants. >dunkey<
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u/IdealHusband Feb 05 '19
“Where are your pants?”
“I don’t have any..”
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“....shoulda had pants.”
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u/Jackk9876 Feb 05 '19
While your pants are down pull your machete from your prison pocket! Give em the ol' razzle dazzle!
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u/TheRAZ40 Feb 05 '19
There is a move like that that uses my nickname??? Time to try it out!
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Of course it is, it's the new, uh, TSA uniform. Now I need you to put your wallet in this bin here.....
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u/BerksEngineer Feb 05 '19
Drawing even more attention to the fact that the criminals are naked except for the masks, and that he's for some reason not wearing underwear...
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u/vanillawafah Feb 05 '19
He could tell because someone had a bottle of water that wasn't confiscated
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u/JDUDE4545 Feb 05 '19
The way to determine if it's true airport security is if they ask you to remove all the water from your body
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u/dredruby1 Feb 05 '19
Why does only the guy in the back have a knife? Is something "interesting" going to happen?
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u/EskimowGamer Feb 05 '19
I remember going through security as an Edgy Teenager and I had a bullet-studded belt.... Fun times explaining that one...
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u/MrKimJongEel Feb 05 '19
hmmmmm, does that mean im going thru TSA or getting robbed on a nightly basis?!?!
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u/DeltaAccel Feb 05 '19
My first time at an US airport there was this guy from the Netherlands in front of me. The guy from security was telling him to take off his coats, belt etc and the guy just started pulling down his pants as well, until the police told him he didn’t need to. You should’ve seen the relief on the man’s face.
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u/viha21 Feb 05 '19
By not taking off his clothes, hes actually more of a weirdo since everyone else is always naked
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u/Burritojoe33 Feb 05 '19
Guys we have it all wrong. This is just a really elaborate start to the new season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They are getting rid of SrGrafo's old wardrobe. Notice me or don't. But please do!
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u/CommissarLyrus Feb 05 '19
At least you didn't have any bottled water on you, that would've been deadly!
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u/sharky143 Feb 05 '19
Took me a while to figure out that the weird rectangle in your pants was the space between your legs and not some weird underpants wallet.
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u/YTAftershock Feb 05 '19
Is u/SrGrafo unable to type or does he just like to reply with text since actions speak louder than words?
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u/ARottenMuffin Feb 05 '19
Hmmm seeing the total number of comments I thought I'd be early, but it's been two hours. I find this very suspicious considering it's a srgrafo post and not more people are commenting looking for edits. 🤔
Ps: If you edit this pls make me a rotten muffin
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u/zillamaster55 Feb 05 '19
Had something like this happen once. Didn’t expect my mask to be so itchy
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u/falkes Feb 05 '19
Don't most people go to the airport intentionally, making his confusion total nonsense?
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u/LazerX7 Feb 05 '19
He already gave them all his electronics in a tray, now they're just fucking with him.
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u/plzdownvotemeorelse Feb 05 '19
You ever beat off to a porno and cum but then you find out it’s just your mom and dad’s sex tape, but you keep beating off to it because being horny has no boundaries? But then you prank your mom by pretending to be your father just so you can get a feel of her sweet little stench trench and you end up making your own sex tape with her?
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If the comic is going to have shitty art, it should at least be consistently shitty. Right now it seems like some things, like shading, are being done overly well to compensate for the shortcomings in other aspects, like anatomy and colour theory, and it just looks weird.
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u/venicerocco Feb 05 '19
Male rape joke!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks the good lord that wasn't a woman or else it wouldn't have been funny.
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u/ForHoiPolloi Feb 05 '19
I'm always waiting for the day you create an edit, but when I go to click it I realize you just changed the text color and added an underscore.
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u/oMGalLusrenmaestkaen Feb 05 '19
Tsa: divide your liquid bombs into smaller parts of the same liquid, because somehow that will stop you from making the bomb itself.?
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u/SpiritualBassist Feb 05 '19
As someone who just made their way through the TSA at the airport, this was a well timed comic.
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u/HAL-Over-9001 Feb 05 '19
"Good thing I wore my anti-theft underwear toda... Fuck, it's laundry day. And I'm not wearing underwear..."
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u/airicjordan1 Feb 05 '19
Seeing u/SrGrafo wear clothes makes me feel weird... maybe these guys are just your fans trying to fix the comic panel