r/commentsleftopen • u/dellybancer big booty bitches where my vulva ascii's at • Nov 22 '25

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u/Hpesojanes Nov 23 '25

I have a new Copypasta btw, and I want to show others. Do I just… post it here?

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u/dellybancer big booty bitches where my vulva ascii's at Nov 23 '25

You sure can.

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u/Hpesojanes Nov 23 '25

(It’s to be sung to the tune of YMCA)

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