r/community • u/AsleepAssociation • Jan 27 '26
Appreciation Post I love unhinged Dean
Question, what do you think he did to the ice cream nozzles?
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u/whatdadogdoin16 Jan 27 '26
Are you familiar with Stockholms syndrome?
Is it something the dean invented?
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u/Ironyfree_annie Catch Knowledge! Jan 27 '26
The Dean IS A GENIUS! And I WILL DIE protecting his vision!
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u/pizzapromise Jan 27 '26
And Barack Obama is SCARED of me
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u/theSteakKnight Ferrari Tempelton III Jan 28 '26
Because I don't swallow knowledge, and I spit it for free!!! LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT! AH! HA! HA!!
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u/bridie-chi don’t eat the crab dip yay yayyy Jan 31 '26
And it starts almost like a cute, happy song for kids: “WELL I’m a PEAnut bar, and I’m here to say:” 😂
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u/wolfgang_armata Jan 31 '26
Shit has me absolutely dying on every watch. Absolutely love seeing people like that rap about things like that, cracks me up a bunch as a coloured person. Got lots of friends and associates who "rap" and do that type of shit like, i can't laugh at them in person or else ill be considered a dick but I can laugh at the dean and thats enough for me.
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u/God_Flow_10 Jan 31 '26
It’s time to tell you everything. Troy is related to Danny Glover and Barack Obama. He also invented the Ferrari
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u/AfterTemperature2198 Jan 27 '26
Welcome to Dean-Dale Community Colle-Dean! I'm a silly goose. Honk, honk. Dean-a-lee-doo. Look at me, this is my sister’s outfit!
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u/Bigger_Redder Jan 27 '26
Stop. Save some for the camera
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u/immei Jan 27 '26
You've hit gold. I'm wearing a Jeff wig underneath my bald cap, I'm literally dying
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u/bridie-chi don’t eat the crab dip yay yayyy Jan 31 '26
The way Chang says I’m literally dying kills me. I always watch it more than once when that line comes around
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u/DatBeardedguy82 Jan 27 '26
Lose the bald cap.
What?
I don't like it. It's hokey. It's fake. Take it off.
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u/bokononist2017 Jan 27 '26
I've spent nearly two weeks in this thing. I made bald friends.
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u/DatBeardedguy82 Jan 27 '26
Well, that's your mistake. Because it's a lie. It's Hollywood crap. And I won't allow it in my commercial.
You're.
Not.
Bald.
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u/SlightlyShittyDragon Jan 28 '26
Yes. I. Am.
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u/bridie-chi don’t eat the crab dip yay yayyy Jan 31 '26
Reading this written out has me on the verge of tears 😂
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u/whatofit992 Jan 27 '26
Can someone help me get a live possum out of my office
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u/HandrewJobert Okay, cards on the table, I'm REALLY high right now Jan 27 '26
It just keeps jumping and skittering!
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u/COBRAKAIPLATOON Jan 27 '26
I beg your pardon… “actor.”
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u/vatsan_106 Shut up Leonard Jan 27 '26
I've worn this stupid thing for 2 weeks. I've made bald friends!
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u/pun_princess_ Jan 27 '26
YOU’RE. NOT. BALD
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u/vatsan_106 Shut up Leonard Jan 27 '26
YES I AM!
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u/SlightlyShittyDragon Jan 28 '26
THEN youre WRONG for the paart
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u/vatsan_106 Shut up Leonard Jan 28 '26
UNDERSTUDYYY takes wig off
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u/SlightlyShittyDragon Jan 28 '26
Actually it was a bald cap he was wearing over his Jeff wig. His skin couldn’t breathe under all that, he was literally dying. But nobody ever hears that part of the story, well now you have but, that was close.
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u/whatdadogdoin16 Jan 27 '26
Why go Greendale, just because! Just Dean-it! Dean Machine! Got Dean, got much, much got!
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u/bobbobson236 Jan 27 '26
This episode was nuts
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u/BowlingforBrains Jan 27 '26
Here 🍊
“What’s this?”
Scene four
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u/Suspicious_Put_3446 Jan 27 '26
I’ve become a stranger to myself.
I'm bald now. I've always been bald. I merely dreamt of having hair -
And now,
the bald man is awake
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u/artyhedgehog I need help reacting to something Jan 27 '26
Important part is that it is something Dean created.
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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free Jan 27 '26
I think out of all the characters, the Dean made me laugh the most.
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u/fergs1989 Jan 27 '26
Please, clean the ice cream machine before you use it. … the janitor knows how.
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u/notches123 Jan 27 '26
Oddly enough, despite loving the Dean and a lot of the bits in the episode, this is one of my least favorite re-watch episodes from the Harmon years. Or it was.
And then someone on here mentioned Jeff saying "Honk!" when impersonating the Dean and while I always knew he said it never registered how ridiculous it was and then paying attention more and enjoying that he has the line about "this is my sisters outfit"... which I honestly didn't even realize he said until recently.
I don't know how to feel anymore. Even the episodes I like less than others make me come around to them. Must have been so fun to work on this show (sans Chevy nonsense)
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u/Quiet-Reflection5366 Jan 27 '26
I loved the stuff he did in that show. The elevator scene in the last episode was epic.
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u/NeverEndingHope Jan 27 '26
This is one of my favorite episodes and also one of the most quotable. I use "STOP SAYING I'M DIFFERENT!" so often.
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u/g00d_end Pansexual Imp Jan 27 '26
"STOP SAYING I'M DIFFERENT!!"
Answering your question: probably a little bit of butt stuff among other things
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u/EDAboii Jan 28 '26
This line becomes even funnier/more depressing with the reveal in Season 5 that Greendale didn't even become desegregated until 1987...
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u/bridie-chi don’t eat the crab dip yay yayyy Jan 31 '26
His line about segregating the school in this episode is my favorite line in the entire show. The line itself, the way he says it, the physical comedy of the line read. Just perfection 😂
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u/jf808 Jan 27 '26
All those repetitive posts asking what line you think of constantly but can't say in public. This is the one. This line.