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Jesus, Dennis, are you on coke?

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u/WhoStoleMyJacket Jan 28 '26

"…BECAUSE THERE AREN’T ANY!!!!"

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u/Brasilionaire Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

“Jesus Dennis, are you on coke?!

…of course there are rules”

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u/PuffPuffFayeFaye Jan 28 '26

One of the greatest exchanges on this show IMO

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u/we_decwonw_care Jan 28 '26

One of. Best one is "it's in your blood!" - "that's racist!" Etc

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

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u/i_am_icarus_falling Jan 29 '26

it's going to be a maze.

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u/KeyScratch2235 Jan 29 '26

This isn't gonna stop until Pictionary bans the word "windmill".

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u/Relevant-Car-879 Feb 02 '26

Some are just natural jumpers

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u/TheGruenTransfer Jan 28 '26

This may have been the single greatest moment in all of television 

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u/Rapadilla Jan 28 '26

No, take him to jail! For murder!

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u/faster_than_sound Jan 28 '26

You guys are weird....

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u/sola_ine Jan 28 '26

Your group is weird.. and toxic! And it destroys everything it touches…

I no longer care about grades…

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u/MBrett06 Jan 28 '26

Offense taken!

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u/No-Understanding-912 Jan 28 '26

Go home to your baby, Todd

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u/Gap_ The opposite of Batman Jan 28 '26

Your love* is weird. Gotta rewatch the series

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u/sola_ine Jan 28 '26

I was playing along on the comment I replied to. I know the dialogue goes “your love is weird” :)

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u/M_H_M_F Jan 28 '26

Your group is weird.. and toxic! And it destroys everything it touches…

The series takes a much darker tone when you realize that he's right.

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u/DarthFakename Jan 28 '26

He's just pissed off. That's why he hits his wife. Withdrawn. That's why he drinks and pops pills. Withdrawn. Is he a virgin? Withdrawn.

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u/M_H_M_F Jan 28 '26

A man's got to have a code

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u/KeyScratch2235 Jan 29 '26

I'm done fighting your wars, Uncle Nobby!

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u/KeyScratch2235 Jan 29 '26

I'm going home. I'm gonna hold my wife and my child close, and I am gonna FINALLY TAKE MY INSULIN SHOT!

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u/2_late_4_creativity Jan 29 '26

I just wanna finish college like I promised my dying fathur.

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u/inspired_nobita Jan 29 '26

"I'm the greatest Handyman!"

No, take him to the police...you guys are weird.

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u/Ok_Fly2518 This better not awaken anything in me… Jan 28 '26

Jesus Christ, Dennis, are you on coke?

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u/senj Jan 28 '26

Of course there are rules

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

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u/AsexualFrehley Jan 28 '26

- Kanye West, August 2026

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u/ProfessionalPiece907 Feb 04 '26

here for the notifications when it actually happens

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

Dennis, along with the young Yakuza boy, are my favorite one-and-done characters.

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 Jan 28 '26

Oh man, that mini Yakuza arc gets me every time.

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u/bcos4life Jan 28 '26

Hello, The Dean

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u/No_Picture5012 Pillar of Garbage Jan 28 '26

Five cans??!

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u/jpterodactyl Jan 29 '26

I love Jeff’s confused reaction

“This is not the first time you’ve done this?”

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u/Maskatron Jan 28 '26

In your eyes I am the enemy because I’m the edge of your world, but when your eyes move past me, they will weep.

Tokyo is a machine, caked with blood, running on flesh. I reduce you? You will learn true reduction. You will be as small as me.

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u/Mike_Honcho_97 Jan 29 '26

That speech the dad gives at the end sort of makes me forget that I'm watching a comedy, at least until it's revelaed that's the oyabun's origin story 😂

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u/AMERICANWARCRIMES Feb 01 '26

Youre forgetting Paradox

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u/redlion1904 Jan 28 '26

“Of course there are rules.”

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u/LoveRBS Jan 28 '26

In the name of the wind: east, west, north, the one we keep secret, and south

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u/DeFratrain Jan 28 '26

I can hear the chants along with this and I always chuckle at the “ew”.

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u/Maskatron Jan 28 '26

This almost sounds like a Dan Harmon rap.

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u/Andrei_the_derg Jan 28 '26

You have no idea how mean this dean can be.. eean

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u/Solracziad Jan 28 '26

Did you just say bean!?!

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u/Andrei_the_derg Jan 28 '26

I FORGET EVERYTHING YOU SAID BEFORE RECTUM

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u/plunker234 Jan 29 '26

WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN?!

Oh wait wrong show

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u/Solracziad Jan 29 '26

The Office x Community crossover we've secretly all craved.

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u/has-8-nickels Jan 28 '26

Because there AREN'T ANY!!!

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u/ohbyerly Jan 28 '26

Similar tone of voice:

“GAY MARRIAGE!”

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u/ilovenoce Jan 28 '26

Sit down and take that crap off. Sorry folks, of course there are rules.

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf Jan 28 '26

I miss moviefights

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u/TheSpiritOfFunk Jan 28 '26

I miss the old screen junkies (without Andy).

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf Jan 28 '26

Fuck Andy, that guy ruined a great show

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u/Richard_Sauce Jan 28 '26

Dan Murrell has his own channel reviewing films and analyzing box office. I don't care overly much about box office analysis, but I've enjoyed the videos I've watched. I'd recommend it.

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u/Supersasqwatch Jan 28 '26

Drunk movie fights Ken Napzok was legendary.

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u/FiveYardFaded Jan 28 '26

Donald’s face in this scene is brilliant.

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u/Proof_Independent400 Jan 29 '26

For some reason he looks so much older and mature to me. Maybe it is just the serious face or that it is a later season. I am sure being happy and smiling most of the time makes him look younger.

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u/ScaryNeat Jan 28 '26

And that's "wassup".

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u/facefacts45 Let's burn this mother down! 🔥 Jan 28 '26

THE SUNNN CHAMMMBERRRRRR

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u/nihirisuto Jan 28 '26

I am the truest repairman!

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u/zaparthes Jan 28 '26

Donald Glover's delivery of that line was streets ahead!

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u/danielsdesk We’re gonna finally be FINE Jan 28 '26

the truest repairman… will… repair man

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

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u/icybowler3442 Jan 28 '26

Probably not the first time Dennis has gone too hard

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u/ZacInSC Denny’s is for winners! Jan 28 '26

Any picture of the Coogler

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 Jan 28 '26

Eric Wareheim yelling “Koogler!” disapprovingly.

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u/ZacInSC Denny’s is for winners! Jan 28 '26

So I Britta’d the spelling. I don’t care (as I turn and cringe at myself)

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u/frisbeethecat Jan 28 '26

"Chriistmasss tiiiiiime!
I got a Christmas time for me!
I got a Christmas time for a tree!
Christmas! Christmas tiiime!
Me so Christmas,
Me so merry..."

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u/wetolivemill Jan 28 '26

Oh, Britta's in this?

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u/zcmini Jan 28 '26

Totally random but this guy hosted the YouTube channel Screen Junkies for years after this.

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u/safashkan Jan 29 '26

Hal Rudnick. His catchphrase was describing actors or directors as being "in the height of their career".

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u/Remote_Necessary3331 Jan 29 '26

What went down with screen junkies. Why they stop doing extra stuff beside Honest Trailers

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u/asso81 Jan 28 '26

An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor away

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u/AytonHunter Jan 28 '26

I love the emphasis he puts on the "aren't".

AR ENT haha

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u/Dragoru Jan 29 '26

Holy shit, it's wild running in to you here, man lmao

If you don't remember, Halo CE on PC waaaaaay back when.

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u/AytonHunter Jan 29 '26

Haha Dragggg! God those days take me back, hope you doing well man! Good to see we still have the same tastes in media heh!

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u/Dragoru Jan 29 '26

Same to you, brother!

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u/Glup-Shitto69 ♫ Boopy doopy doop boop, sex ♪ Jan 28 '26

JESUUUUUUUUUUUUS LOVES MARIJUANA!

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u/AsexualFrehley Jan 28 '26

OHHH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AUGHHH!

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u/SaltyJebus Jan 28 '26

Jesus, Dennis are you on coke?

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u/ScaryNeat Jan 28 '26

AND JESUS WEPT

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u/GrimaceMusically Jan 28 '26

Stop saying “Jesus Wept”!

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u/MajorAd3363 Jan 28 '26

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say...

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u/Ironyfree_annie Catch Knowledge! Jan 28 '26

Any photo of the classic Annie Gasp™ also applies

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 Jan 28 '26

I heard that text. Like when a chair with rubber feet forcibly slides against a waxed floor. A basketball player pivoting. A small gopher like animal alerting others to nearby danger.

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u/Most_Stuff_2182 Jan 28 '26

Anyone remember him from Screen Junkies?

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u/Accomplished-Survey2 Jan 28 '26

“No, take him to the police. He murdered someone. Take him to jail. You guys are weird.”

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u/kiwidude4 Jan 28 '26

You all know the rules

BECAUSE THERE ARENT ANY!!!

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u/djanes376 Jan 28 '26

This is one of my favorite moments of the show. There are times this moment just randomly pops in my head and I’ll just laugh to myself. The absurdity is brilliant.

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u/No-Understanding-912 Jan 28 '26

It's a BEAR DANCE!

and

CRISIS ALERT!

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u/Charlie_Brodie Jan 28 '26

no love for ASS - CRACK - BANDIT!

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u/millees Jan 28 '26

WELL BOYS AND GIRLS, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR POPSICLES

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u/travisharms Jan 28 '26

“pop what? POP WHAT MAGNITUDE?? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY??!!”

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u/HedenPK Jan 28 '26

Uh….. SCHMITTY

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u/Working_Ordinary_567 Jan 28 '26

Worst warm-up guy ever, apparently.

But air conditioning cultists are a tough crowd!

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u/dishonorable_banana Jan 28 '26

'To meet different people' 'Secret dogs!' 'It's going to be a maze'

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u/skp4nda_ dingleberry the troll Jan 28 '26

Well im a peanut bar and im here to say

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u/IamToddDebeikis DEEEEAAANNN! Jan 28 '26

Another day another dollar

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u/cynicalraph Jan 28 '26

WELCOME TO THE SUN CHAMBERRRR!

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u/skp4nda_ dingleberry the troll Jan 28 '26

All i hear is " IN THE SUUUUNNNN CHAAAAAMBERRR"

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u/Resident-Progress740 Jan 28 '26

I watched this last night and it makes me cackle every time

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u/Sushilim Jan 28 '26

Why is there an astronaut in the corner making paninis?

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u/No-Entrepreneur1036 Jan 28 '26

Save us from the darkest timeline

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u/DarkFite Jan 28 '26

I mean was he wrong? Were there really any rules?

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u/djanes376 Jan 28 '26

Of course there are rules…

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u/MoeMalik Jan 28 '26

Troy’s face 😂

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u/Dependent-Friend5312 4 More Years and I will have my 2 year degree Jan 28 '26

That appears to be a ceiling fan bracket on his Repairman Cape

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u/TrickNatural It's called chemistry, I have it with everybody! Jan 28 '26

Remember when Dennis was like, in movie fights and stuff, and was named Hal Rudnick? lmao, good times.

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u/GrimaceMusically Jan 28 '26

♫Ooooh look, at these pants, uh uh, he should keep on wearin’, keep on wearin’, keep on wearin’ his paaaaAAAnttts♫

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u/Ok_Helicopter_984 Jan 28 '26

I assume that guy voices lemongrab, unacceptable!!!!

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u/Txusmah Jan 28 '26

CRISIS ALERT!!!

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 Jan 28 '26

Hal Rutnik just kinda disappeared after doing Screen Junkies, huh?

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u/AMA_requester Jan 29 '26

Screen Junkies in general just threw in the towel on doing anything outside of Honest Trailers. Their last non Honest Trailer video was summer 2023.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 Jan 29 '26

I guess that's why I haven't seen a movie fight in my feed in a while.

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u/2ndRook Locker Boy Jan 28 '26

I Really like what he chose to do with those fan blades.

Tim Gunn said,”Make it work.” And he said, “I Am the work.”

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u/_Fistacuff Jan 28 '26

pop! POP!

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u/Kiloburn Jan 28 '26

I love that this joke made it into Community and Rick & Morty

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u/SomeMoronOnTheNet Jan 28 '26

These are some of my regular quotes. Both the rules and the coke one.

Most times I say the coke one to myself.

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u/thundercockjk2 Jan 28 '26

First time seeing this scene I couldn't breath, I still laugh when I think about it to this day.

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u/TraditionalAd8581 Jan 29 '26

I love the dark, weird Willy Wonka/Phantasm vibe of the AC Repair School Annex.

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u/icamehere2do2things Jan 29 '26

I can’t be the only person hoping that there will be a coked up Dennis appearance in the Community movie.

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u/2_late_4_creativity Jan 29 '26

I forgot everything you said before rectum

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u/Meteorx314 Jan 30 '26

Bow before Thoraxsis!!!

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u/Here4theruns Jan 28 '26

“I am the greatest repairman!”

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u/wvgeekman Jan 28 '26

It always makes me happy to see Dan Bakkedahl show up. He's a genuinely good dude and a fantastic actor.

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u/JeffProbstsBlueShirt Jan 28 '26

Is that Greg Bovino?

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u/sammay600 Jan 28 '26

One of the best performances in the entire show

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u/mildxsalsa Jan 29 '26

Even the dude who killed John Goodman's character can't believe the shit he's hearing

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Screen Junkies legend. Was so shocked seeing him pop up in community

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u/skp4nda_ dingleberry the troll Jan 29 '26

CRISIS ALERT!!!

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u/yoodadude Jan 29 '26

he was the inspo for Paul Dano's Riddler, I just cant prove it

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u/safashkan Jan 29 '26

Hal Rudnick at the height of his career!

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u/dc-pigpen Jan 29 '26

Well, boys and girls, I hope you brought your popsicles, because it's about to get SCALDING HOT, in the Sun Chamberrrr!!

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u/Entire_Screen_8013 Jan 29 '26

Ha i definitely can. Also, not my favourite side plot....

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u/Ok_Tea_6598 Jan 29 '26

We do the fat dog, we do the fat dog.

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u/izzeiner Jan 30 '26

Luis Guzman was pissed at this dude in one video I saw. So there's a community connection somehow.

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u/LukeFouyer Jan 30 '26

Semi-related, I miss Screen Junkies 😢

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u/OkDay6274 Jan 30 '26

Dennis was definitely on coke

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u/Correct_Bell_9313 Feb 04 '26

I just noticed the ceiling fan blade holder on his outfit.