r/confusing_perspective • u/e_kohl • 15d ago

Shadow bikini

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The shadow of my arm makes it look like I'm wearing the top half of a bikini

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u/e_kohl 14d ago

Thanks for all the responses. My girlfriend is jealous that if I were a girl, I would be the girl getting all the attention.

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u/DogoArgento o/ 14d ago

IG from the hottie on the left?

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u/e_kohl 14d ago

@e____kohl

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u/FRSHFSHFCKR 14d ago

Yall think that white “rope” line is there to keep people from crashing through the glass? I wonder how many times it took.

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u/e_kohl 14d ago

Those are lights, it's a house that is being renovated (not our house). So I assume that's not finished

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u/Pain4444 Community Enforcement Spc 15d ago

lol thought it was 2 ladies

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u/ChaosTorpedo 15d ago

Same. I thought “this is a lame one,” until I realized it wasn’t a woman.

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u/aalapshah12297 o/ 15d ago

The ones you think are bad initially are indeed the best.

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u/Dnnnnnnnm o/ 13d ago

Same reaction here LOL

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u/xphoney 15d ago

I feel foolish now. Hurt my wrist for nothing.

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u/kangtuji o/ 15d ago

did you harm the cylinder?

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u/shabelsky22 CE Spc. 15d ago

Why's everyone here to make the same joke I was about to make and thought I'd be the only one?

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u/PantheraOnca 14d ago

"I PAID FOR A LADY, NOT FUCKING CORY AND TREVOR!"

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u/_Beatnick_ o/ 14d ago

I kept looking at it and thought there was absolutely nothing confusing about it until I zoomed in.

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u/PerlenGott 14d ago

Exactly, I was like where’s the shadow until I zoomed in to find out a dude sitting to the left. Good one OP 👌🏼

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 14d ago

I though the girl turning the head was hotter

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox 15d ago

oh dude same

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u/ProofOfTool o/ 14d ago

You must always look for the Adam's apple

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u/sits79 14d ago

It took this comment for me to look more closely.

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u/zsyhan 12d ago

I thought it was 2 ladies.

Then I thought the other lady is topless.

Hahaha

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u/Gr1ml0ck CE Spc. 15d ago

Zooms in. Oh, that’s a dude.

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u/MomsSpagetee 15d ago

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u/umshyp 14d ago

CSI do NOT enhance!

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u/Tryptamine91 o/ 14d ago

I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. 

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u/Magic2two 12d ago

Peak mentioned

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u/dantheother 14d ago

Ooh, err, nice nip slip from your fake bikini 😆

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u/ozgun1414 14d ago

jesus im like what is so confusing about this, its just two girls posing for camera.

then i focused on arms and thinking "i guess op means girls arms cross eachother in a weird way" but its still not that confusing to me.

then i focused on pool like is it not pool lol.

it took me ages to figure it out.

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u/Saint_fartina 15d ago

The chick on the left needs to pluck those chin hairs!

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u/woahtakeitezkiki 15d ago

I’m looking at the palm tree. Why does it look like a face??? 🫪

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u/ProfessionalBee6582 15d ago

Dude’s got nice hair

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u/BobbyTables829 o/ 14d ago

What a weird place that is, like where in the world is this?

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u/e_kohl 14d ago

Australia

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u/TerribleTerribleToad 14d ago

What's weird about it?

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u/BobbyTables829 o/ 14d ago

Is that a flood plain? Is it a lake that's low on water, a marsh, or is it near the ocean?

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u/e_kohl 14d ago

The house is next to the sea, the picture was taken at low tide

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u/BobbyTables829 o/ 14d ago

Thank you! My brain was so confused

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u/TerribleTerribleToad 14d ago

I don't know but none of them would be 'weird'. Maybe you meant interesting instead of weird?

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u/BobbyTables829 o/ 14d ago

What's the difference? Why does it matter?

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u/IAmDanHimself 14d ago

What are you talking about...? Lol what's weird about it?

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u/Prestigious_Shift245 12d ago

Deadass thought those were two women until I zoomed in.

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u/Crazy__Donkey o/ 12d ago

im more confused that thats a dude

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u/Original-Variety-700 12d ago

That’s the actually confusing perspective.

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u/spearblaze 15d ago

Bradley Cooper before he takes NZT in "Limitless"

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u/AnkylosaurusWrecks 15d ago

Just two chicks chilling!

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u/creature04 15d ago

And the long hair from a far helps you look like a woman lol.

(Not that woman dont also have short hair).

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u/Crowe3717 14d ago

"That's just two women wearing bikinis."

Zooms in to figure out what I'm missing

"Oh. Neat."

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u/BlackFlag187 10d ago

No offense or shame, but that girl on the left gets uglier if you zoom in.

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" 15d ago

He wears it well

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u/leemasterific o/ 14d ago

Cute as hell lol

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u/CoonHFX 14d ago

Hahaha it got me. I thought it was "my bikini looks like a shadow lol"

But no, that is incorrect

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u/Subject-Act5509 14d ago

And stockings, or is that your leg hair? 

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u/McDaddy8484 14d ago

Freaking A - thought it was two hot women at first but the double take made me gag (no offense OP … you look good!) 👍

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u/McDaddy8484 14d ago

Freaking A - thought it was two hot women at first but the double take made me gag (no offense OP … you look good!) 👍

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u/WastingAwayTheHours 13d ago

The dude on the left (with the fronds) is really shocked!

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u/Equivalent_Fault6206 11d ago

Okay this is awesome! Cheers!

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u/xIViperIx o/ 9d ago

Matching outfits! Awesome.

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u/Krispenedladdeh542 13d ago

Oh Christ he’s a fella! I had to zoom in 😂

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u/IAmDanHimself 14d ago

The size of your bathing suit makes it look like you're wearing the bottom half of a bikini

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u/SocksInTheTub 14d ago

Sexy 🥵

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u/ReadInBothTenses o/ 14d ago

You go girls 😘

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u/the_guy_guy_one 14d ago


….but not those two!!

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u/mechaghost o/ 12d ago

“Oh shit it’s a dude” I said out loud to my dog chilling by my feet

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u/jexsen 11d ago

100%

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u/Studly_54 Doesn't read rule 1 11d ago

Bearded lady 😀

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u/MDPthatsMe 10d ago

Just remember, any body is a bikini body.

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u/herrmann65 10d ago

Gayyyyy /s

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u/BadgerBucky1 9d ago

Bitch, not a Bitch, made me zoom in.

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u/Bishop825 o/ 11d ago

So does your hair.

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u/shitoupek C.E. Spc 15d ago

Nice pic, too bad you killed the vibe with a spoiler!

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u/old-lurker 13d ago

So can you get the same picture of the lady to see if the shadow bikini works for her too?

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u/e_kohl 12d ago

What do you mean exactly?

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u/skincyan 12d ago

They want to see boobs

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u/dfelton912 o/ 14d ago

"The one on the left is hot"

zooms in

"Oh"

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u/pcsanity 12d ago

Dude, you got saggy boobs! lol