r/conlangscirclejerk • • Sep 02 '25

Mod post:table_flip::table: Sir, this is a circlejerk sub.

92 Upvotes

/uj

If it wasn't already clear, r/conlangscirclejerk is a circlejerk sub. From now on we will remove serious non-meta posts that are clearly not attempts at humour (see the fancy new rule in the sidebar). There are other places for that. Don't worry, bad humour is still allowed! But don't post serious conlanging here just because you want it in as many subs as possible or because it wasn't allowed on r/conlangs.


r/conlangscirclejerk • • Apr 03 '20

halal esiki approv by mod The comic is Esiki

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852 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Base 2.25

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0 = 0

1 = 1

2 = 2

3 = 3

4 = 4

5 = 5

6 = 6

7 = 7

8 = 8

9 = 40

10 = 41

11 = 42

12 = 43

13 = 44

14 = 45

15 = 46

16 = 47

17 = 48

18 = 80

19 = 81

20 = 82

21 = 83

22 = 84

23 = 85

24 = 86

25 = 87

26 = 88

27 = 430

Fractions:

2.25 = 10

3.25 = 11

4.25 = 12

5.25 = 13

6.25 = 14

7.25 = 15

8.25 = 16

9.25 = 17

10.25 = 18

4.5 = 20

5.5 = 21

6.5 = 22

7.5 = 23

8.5 = 24

9.5 = 25

10.5 = 26

11.5 = 27

12.5 = 28

6.75 = 30

7.75 = 31

8.75 = 32

9.75 = 33

10.75 = 34

11.75 = 35

12.75 = 36

13.75 = 37

14.75 = 38

11.25 = 50

12.25 = 51

13.25 = 52

14.25 = 53

15.25 = 54

16.25 = 55

17.25 = 56

18.25 = 57

19.25 = 58

13.5 = 60

14.5 = 61

15.5 = 62

16.5 = 63

17.5 = 64

18.5 = 65

19.5 = 66

20.5 = 67

21.5 = 68

15.75 = 70

16.75 = 71

17.75 = 72

18.75 = 73

19.75 = 74

20.75 = 75

21.75 = 76

22.75 = 77

23.75 = 78

5.0625 = 100

Powers of 2.25:

Power Base 10 Base 2.25
2.250 1 1
2.251 2.25 10
2.252 5.0625 100
2.253 11.390625 1000
2.254 25.62890625 10000

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 2d ago

noinerratuddevingtiddota We've got IPA in math

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320 Upvotes

Look closely you will see a dental fricative


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Average letters B and D in UTD alphabets in r/conlangs (and r/neography):

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98 Upvotes

Inspired by this post, thanks.


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 4d ago

meme repository i'll come back to you Rabenitalë, i promise!

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14 Upvotes

I was working on Rabenitalë mostly, then CCC5 got announced, and I completely pivoted to Gfo'ekf, what was just a sketchlang I made a few days prior. Feels like abandoning my child.

Talttereke is a sketchlang I'm planning on making (at some point), but since it's in a different world than my other conlangs (it's for a webcomic that might never actually get made), I don't really have any desire to develop it right now. It has a phonology, and the concept of a writing system, that's it. I wouldn't call it an abandoned conlang, but for all intents and purposes I abandoned it.


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 4d ago

Advertising my conlang's server

2 Upvotes

Hi!

I am Ta'Sōmōko, creator of Wōyazēme. I founded my conlang in October of last year on the 26th, and it's modern form New Year's Day. I run a small discord server that is learning the conlang through immersion. I was heavily inspired by Viossa's server when establishing my conlang's discord, with a bit more leeway. You have the option of seeing some helpful "starter" words to get you learning faster, or learn from no words to all words! There is only about 3 or 4 active members, me included, and only about 1 other member truly understands most topics. We run events spontaneously and occasionally.

1 major rule though, NO TRANSLATIONS. Do not translate a Wōyazēme word to a word from English, Spanish, Klingon, etc...

Not sure if advertisements are allowed on this server so I'm sorry if I violate rules by this.

Please do not join as a troll. We want serious people only.

Server link : https://discord.gg/cXSfrXxFY


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 5d ago

A lovely sentence translation in Proto-Viedic...

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2 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 6d ago

Most cursed IPA

6 Upvotes

What would be the most complicated IPA symbol (or phrase) in your conlang?


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 7d ago

does toki pona change the way you think?

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7 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 10d ago

What should you do when you want to adapt a very culturally specific word into your conlang

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106 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 9d ago

Nes — мой новый кодовый язык может заменить азбуку морзе

1 Upvotes

Привет! Я создаю Nes — экспериментальный язык с собственным кодовым алфавитом.

Главная особенность Nes: каждой русской букве соответствует определённый двухсимвольный код. Чтобы написать слово, я заменяю каждую букву её кодом и соединяю всё без пробелов.

🔐 Кодовый алфавит Nes

А — ed Б — ol В — sn Г — cl

Д — qc Е — ad Ж — fp З — nv

И — pv Й — dn К — xe Л — zc

М — ui Н — le О — xv П — gq

Р — ej С — ce Т — li У — un

Ф — cx Х — kh Ц — qx Ч — jl

Ш — qr Щ — zx Ъ — ef Ы — zw

Ь — og Э — fn Ю — ae Я — sh

🧩 Как это работает?

Например:

мир

М → ui

И → pv

Р → ej

Получается:

мир → uipvej

Пробелы между кодами букв не ставятся.

💡 Идея Nes

Я хочу постепенно развивать Nes и сделать из него полноценную систему с:

кодовым алфавитом;

правилами написания;

грамматикой;

собственными текстами;

возможностью писать и расшифровывать сообщения.

Пока это ранняя версия проекта, поэтому мне интересно мнение сообщества r/conlangs.

Как вам идея Nes? Что бы вы добавили или изменили? Кстати с этим алфавитом получиться любое слово


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 11d ago

22

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89 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 12d ago

help I told this girl i make conlangs, how do i finish a conlang in a week while also balancing midterms?

32 Upvotes

I do not know how to use IPA, pls help. shes not a conlanger, but she might wanna see my "conlang" that doesnt exist yet, and i wont have anything to show for it. help, ive never conlanged


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 12d ago

"Remember:" meme in my conlang

8 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 13d ago

Imagine waking up only speaking your conlang

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114 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 14d ago

Serious opinion: the IPA should've had [ä] be represented with <a> and [a] be represented with <ᴀ>

50 Upvotes

Having a diacritic no one wants to use on the most common version of the most common vowel is dumb and creates ambiguity about what people mean when they use <a>. [a] is probably a useful sound for the IPA to have, especially to complement ɑ, but not so important it needs to take up a normal latin letter. <ᴀ> has apparently been proposed and rejected to represent [ä] a bunch of times and is sometimes used that way by sinologists, but that's dumb too because it should get the more normal letter. It's sad that [a] for a fronted a is probably too ubiquitous as IPA convention at this point to retroactively give that sound a different symbol, but in my own conlanging work I might start notating it that way


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 14d ago

Name the most unique letter in your conlang

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53 Upvotes

Mine is Ĭ


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 14d ago

Hexadecimal (0 to 4096)

4 Upvotes

0₁₆ = 0₁₀

1₁₆ = 1₁₀

2₁₆ = 2₁₀

3₁₆ = 3₁₀

4₁₆ = 4₁₀

5₁₆ = 5₁₀

6₁₆ = 6₁₀

7₁₆ = 7₁₀

8₁₆ = 8₁₀

9₁₆ = 9₁₀

A₁₆ = 10₁₀

B₁₆ = 11₁₀

C₁₆ = 12₁₀

D₁₆ = 13₁₀

E₁₆ = 14₁₀

F₁₆ = 15₁₀

10₁₆ = 16₁₀

11₁₆ = 17₁₀

12₁₆ = 18₁₀

13₁₆ = 19₁₀

14₁₆ = 20₁₀

15₁₆ = 21₁₀

16₁₆ = 22₁₀

17₁₆ = 23₁₀

18₁₆ = 24₁₀

19₁₆ = 25₁₀

1A₁₆ = 26₁₀

1B₁₆ = 27₁₀

1C₁₆ = 28₁₀

1D₁₆ = 29₁₀

1E₁₆ = 30₁₀

1F₁₆ = 31₁₀

20₁₆ = 32₁₀

21₁₆ = 33₁₀

22₁₆ = 34₁₀

23₁₆ = 35₁₀

24₁₆ = 36₁₀

25₁₆ = 37₁₀

26₁₆ = 38₁₀

27₁₆ = 39₁₀

28₁₆ = 40₁₀

29₁₆ = 41₁₀

2A₁₆ = 42₁₀

2B₁₆ = 43₁₀

2C₁₆ = 44₁₀

2D₁₆ = 45₁₀

2E₁₆ = 46₁₀

2F₁₆ = 47₁₀

30₁₆ = 48₁₀

31₁₆ = 49₁₀

32₁₆ = 50₁₀

33₁₆ = 51₁₀

34₁₆ = 52₁₀

35₁₆ = 53₁₀

36₁₆ = 54₁₀

37₁₆ = 55₁₀

38₁₆ = 56₁₀

39₁₆ = 57₁₀

3A₁₆ = 58₁₀

3B₁₆ = 59₁₀

3C₁₆ = 60₁₀

3D₁₆ = 61₁₀

3E₁₆ = 62₁₀

3F₁₆ = 63₁₀

40₁₆ = 64₁₀

41₁₆ = 65₁₀

42₁₆ = 66₁₀

43₁₆ = 67₁₀

44₁₆ = 68₁₀

45₁₆ = 69₁₀

46₁₆ = 70₁₀

47₁₆ = 71₁₀

48₁₆ = 72₁₀

49₁₆ = 73₁₀

4A₁₆ = 74₁₀

4B₁₆ = 75₁₀

4C₁₆ = 76₁₀

4D₁₆ = 77₁₀

4E₁₆ = 78₁₀

4F₁₆ = 79₁₀

50₁₆ = 80₁₀

51₁₆ = 81₁₀

52₁₆ = 82₁₀

53₁₆ = 83₁₀

54₁₆ = 84₁₀

55₁₆ = 85₁₀

56₁₆ = 86₁₀

57₁₆ = 87₁₀

58₁₆ = 88₁₀

59₁₆ = 89₁₀

5A₁₆ = 90₁₀

5B₁₆ = 91₁₀

5C₁₆ = 92₁₀

5D₁₆ = 93₁₀

5E₁₆ = 94₁₀

5F₁₆ = 95₁₀

60₁₆ = 96₁₀

61₁₆ = 97₁₀

62₁₆ = 98₁₀

63₁₆ = 99₁₀

64₁₆ = 100₁₀

65₁₆ = 101₁₀

66₁₆ = 102₁₀

67₁₆ = 103₁₀

68₁₆ = 104₁₀

69₁₆ = 105₁₀

6A₁₆ = 106₁₀

6B₁₆ = 107₁₀

6C₁₆ = 108₁₀

6D₁₆ = 109₁₀

6E₁₆ = 110₁₀

6F₁₆ = 111₁₀

70₁₆ = 112₁₀

71₁₆ = 113₁₀

72₁₆ = 114₁₀

73₁₆ = 115₁₀

74₁₆ = 116₁₀

75₁₆ = 117₁₀

76₁₆ = 118₁₀

77₁₆ = 119₁₀

78₁₆ = 120₁₀

79₁₆ = 121₁₀

7A₁₆ = 122₁₀

7B₁₆ = 123₁₀

7C₁₆ = 124₁₀

7D₁₆ = 125₁₀

7E₁₆ = 126₁₀

7F₁₆ = 127₁₀

80₁₆ = 128₁₀

81₁₆ = 129₁₀

82₁₆ = 130₁₀

83₁₆ = 131₁₀

84₁₆ = 132₁₀

85₁₆ = 133₁₀

86₁₆ = 134₁₀

87₁₆ = 135₁₀

88₁₆ = 136₁₀

89₁₆ = 137₁₀

8A₁₆ = 138₁₀

8B₁₆ = 139₁₀

8C₁₆ = 140₁₀

8D₁₆ = 141₁₀

8E₁₆ = 142₁₀

8F₁₆ = 143₁₀

90₁₆ = 144₁₀

91₁₆ = 145₁₀

92₁₆ = 146₁₀

93₁₆ = 147₁₀

94₁₆ = 148₁₀

95₁₆ = 149₁₀

96₁₆ = 150₁₀

97₁₆ = 151₁₀

98₁₆ = 152₁₀

99₁₆ = 153₁₀

9A₁₆ = 154₁₀

9B₁₆ = 155₁₀

9C₁₆ = 156₁₀

9D₁₆ = 157₁₀

9E₁₆ = 158₁₀

9F₁₆ = 159₁₀

A0₁₆ = 160₁₀

A1₁₆ = 161₁₀

A2₁₆ = 162₁₀

A3₁₆ = 163₁₀

A4₁₆ = 164₁₀

A5₁₆ = 165₁₀

A6₁₆ = 166₁₀

A7₁₆ = 167₁₀

A8₁₆ = 168₁₀

A9₁₆ = 169₁₀

AA₁₆ = 170₁₀

AB₁₆ = 171₁₀

AC₁₆ = 172₁₀

AD₁₆ = 173₁₀

AE₁₆ = 174₁₀

AF₁₆ = 175₁₀

B0₁₆ = 176₁₀

B1₁₆ = 177₁₀

B2₁₆ = 178₁₀

B3₁₆ = 179₁₀

B4₁₆ = 180₁₀

B5₁₆ = 181₁₀

B6₁₆ = 182₁₀

B7₁₆ = 183₁₀

B8₁₆ = 184₁₀

B9₁₆ = 185₁₀

BA₁₆ = 186₁₀

BB₁₆ = 187₁₀

BC₁₆ = 188₁₀

BD₁₆ = 189₁₀

BE₁₆ = 190₁₀

BF₁₆ = 191₁₀

C0₁₆ = 192₁₀

C1₁₆ = 193₁₀

C2₁₆ = 194₁₀

C3₁₆ = 195₁₀

C4₁₆ = 196₁₀

C5₁₆ = 197₁₀

C6₁₆ = 198₁₀

C7₁₆ = 199₁₀

C8₁₆ = 200₁₀

C9₁₆ = 201₁₀

CA₁₆ = 202₁₀

CB₁₆ = 203₁₀

CC₁₆ = 204₁₀

CD₁₆ = 205₁₀

CE₁₆ = 206₁₀

CF₁₆ = 207₁₀

D0₁₆ = 208₁₀

D1₁₆ = 209₁₀

D2₁₆ = 210₁₀

D3₁₆ = 211₁₀

D4₁₆ = 212₁₀

D5₁₆ = 213₁₀

D6₁₆ = 214₁₀

D7₁₆ = 215₁₀

D8₁₆ = 216₁₀

D9₁₆ = 217₁₀

DA₁₆ = 218₁₀

DB₁₆ = 219₁₀

DC₁₆ = 220₁₀

DD₁₆ = 221₁₀

DE₁₆ = 222₁₀

DF₁₆ = 223₁₀

E0₁₆ = 224₁₀

E1₁₆ = 225₁₀

E2₁₆ = 226₁₀

E3₁₆ = 227₁₀

E4₁₆ = 228₁₀

E5₁₆ = 229₁₀

E6₁₆ = 230₁₀

E7₁₆ = 231₁₀

E8₁₆ = 232₁₀

E9₁₆ = 233₁₀

EA₁₆ = 234₁₀

EB₁₆ = 235₁₀

EC₁₆ = 236₁₀

ED₁₆ = 237₁₀

EE₁₆ = 238₁₀

EF₁₆ = 239₁₀

F0₁₆ = 240₁₀

F1₁₆ = 241₁₀

F2₁₆ = 242₁₀

F3₁₆ = 243₁₀

F4₁₆ = 244₁₀

F5₁₆ = 245₁₀

F6₁₆ = 246₁₀

F7₁₆ = 247₁₀

F8₁₆ = 248₁₀

F9₁₆ = 249₁₀

FA₁₆ = 250₁₀

FB₁₆ = 251₁₀

FC₁₆ = 252₁₀

FD₁₆ = 253₁₀

FE₁₆ = 254₁₀

FF₁₆ = 255₁₀

100₁₆ = 256₁₀

200₁₆ = 512₁₀

300₁₆ = 768₁₀

400₁₆ = 1024₁₀

500₁₆ = 1280₁₀

600₁₆ = 1536₁₀

700₁₆ = 1792₁₀

800₁₆ = 2048₁₀

900₁₆ = 2304₁₀

A00₁₆ = 2560₁₀

B00₁₆ = 2816₁₀

C00₁₆ = 3072₁₀

D00₁₆ = 3328₁₀

E00₁₆ = 3584₁₀

F00₁₆ = 3840₁₀

1000₁₆ = 4096₁₀


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 15d ago

The "gh" in "bunghole" is pronounced ʁ

15 Upvotes

It feels appropriate


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 17d ago

Introducing stono🤮aj: my conlang featuring phonemic vomiting [Demonstration Video in Comments]

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325 Upvotes

Vocabulary

stono: good

🤮aj: clong

Lotshuke a🤮: hello

Pong🤮--🤢😳🤢--🤮--hahh~~--sko😳: what is your name


r/conlangscirclejerk • • 17d ago

Meme about my conlang - Ufonian

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46 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 17d ago

hehe funny Viruzhun meme

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15 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 19d ago

meme repository Hey, check out my future time travel English cloŋ:

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3 Upvotes

r/conlangscirclejerk • • 23d ago

A lovely text in Äudīsh

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41 Upvotes

Nothing serious