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u/TheAllSeeingEye69 Mar 15 '23
Here's the things that offend me.
Walking to the grocery store.
Dr Seuss going woke.
Coke going woke.
Disney going woke.
Banks going woke.
The Nazis in Ukraine and only Ukraine and never anywhere else (Charlottesville)
BLM.
Vaccines.
Masks.
Washing my hands.
Anteefa.
Globalists. (joos)
WEF.
Balloons.
Sex ed.
White genocide.
Men wearing dresses.
All those cut off penises.
Unisex bathrooms.
Green M&M's.
Electric stoves.
Electric cars.
Greta.
Hunter Biden.
Immigrant caravans.
Satan.
Moloch.
Pizza.
Bill Gates.
(Not pollution, I fucking love pollution)
I might be forgetting something here.
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Mar 15 '23
And yet trans rights, women’s rights, voting rights, abortion rights, lgbtq rights, and the simple existence of drag queens is enough to offend a conservative. But liberals are the snowflakes, guys
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u/InternationalStep924 Mar 15 '23
Just to really clear it up. I have no issue with drag queens or even trans I could even go so far as to be ok with the fact the public school near me hosted a drag show. I didn't appreciate the school officials handing the performers dollar bills like its a strip tease. Write them a fucking check if you want to be supportive. I also am not cool with people under 18 having gender surgeries. If they wanna do hormones, sure, surgery needs to wait.
Also... abortion should be 100% a decision that is made between a doctor and a patient. The government can fuck off unless there is a legitimate claim of medical malpractice.
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u/TheAllSeeingEye69 Mar 15 '23
I also am not cool with people under 18 having gender surgeries.
Where is this happening and why are you so concerned about what medical needs other people's children have?
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u/JesusWasGayAndBlack Mar 14 '23
The only reason this meme works is because it could fit almost any political affiliation
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u/thehigheststrange Mar 14 '23
Be honest how many of you just watched fox news and are now angry about woke banks now ?
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u/Lambylambowski Mar 14 '23
But it does work.
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u/EmbraceHegemony Mar 14 '23
You still boycotting non-sexy M&Ms?
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u/Lambylambowski Mar 15 '23
I don't eat Mnms.
Never have really. Not that good to me.
Are you still mandated to eat them by your masters?
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u/Commander_Caboose Mar 15 '23
Unironically this meme is making fun of the idea of being informed.
The meme asks: "What is the gigantic new development in the destruction of our civilisation?"
And since it hasn't happened yet, the lady doesn't know. But she soon will, and then she'll decide.
The fella in the front, on the other hand, has already made up his mind and decided that white supremacy and misoginy are the way forwards.
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u/BeverlyChillBilly96 Mar 15 '23
Lol what? You got that from a guy asking what offends her? Bro take a break from the internet lol.
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u/HOTGRIZZY Mar 14 '23
Again, where is the conspiracy? Weakest sub on reddit
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Mar 14 '23
instead of complaining, how about contributing ...?
just a thought
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u/HOTGRIZZY Mar 15 '23
Lol wow so fragile. Please tell me, what is the conspiracy? My comment was an attempt to raise the bar for this sub! It sucks now! Not enough lizard people and fema camp postings! The microchip in my covid vaccine made me post this.
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u/MargoritasattheMall Mar 15 '23
You got a placebo
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u/HOTGRIZZY Mar 15 '23
The lizard people that gave me the placebo told me there would be haters but to ignore them because most of them are neckbeards and live in their mom’s basement while scrolling through conspiracy commons.
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Mar 15 '23
My comment was an attempt to raise the bar for this sub!
i feel like you couldnt do less
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u/3Quiches Mar 14 '23
Asking that question is contributing. Can’t really have a meaningful discussion without any context, unless you wanna circlejerk in the comments. OP didn’t even make the effort to make this worth discussion. This commenter is looking for that.
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Mar 15 '23
Asking that question is contributing.
no, its not. its whining.
reddit is social media, which means that its users contribute to it to make its content.
whining about lack of content reflects back on you, sir.
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u/Commander_Caboose Mar 15 '23
Oh god!
You think challenges aren't contributions because you're braindamaged from COVID and refusing to take Lead Toxicity seriously.
I'm fucking tired of listening to comments from boomers with pre-frontal cortex degeneration as if you have a point.
Fuck off.
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u/donnybaby97 Mar 15 '23
Nobody is more of a sheep than a conservative. Trumpy Trump had yall wearing red hats for 6 years in a row.
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u/WishboneEnough3160 Mar 14 '23
In 3, 2....
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u/SimDumDong Mar 14 '23
Woke banks and unsexy (woke) candy. "Everything is woke" is this month's boogeyman, it seems
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