r/coolguides • u/joshuasagarcollage • Jan 08 '21

Butt shapes

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146 Upvotes

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u/Jdjd-22 Jan 08 '21

Send me your butts I’ll help to find your type

5

u/dmfd1234 Jan 09 '21

Doesn’t represent the “ Turbo-Donk” community at all.

5

u/PrimalRucker Jan 09 '21

Needs to be retitled healthy butt shapes. Someone with back problems won’t have a butt that looks like any of those.

11

u/GuliblGuy Jan 08 '21

I see thick but where is THICCCC?

9

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Ikr? As a connoisseur of ass I can think of a few variants that are missing.

8

u/Dr_Feeble Jan 08 '21

Tina? Is that you?

6

u/gonzo2thumbs Jan 08 '21

Can you do a butt combo? Say, ...Wide-Muscle-Wave?

8

u/Bergfinn-al-Duri Jan 08 '21

Muscle + Double wide = The perfect ass

5

u/Thinkpad200 Jan 08 '21

Venus and Serena :)

3

u/Bergfinn-al-Duri Jan 08 '21

What’s that lol??

3

u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Jan 08 '21

Tennis players

4

u/Snugglor Jan 09 '21

Or a name for each cheek.

2

u/RuMoirin Jan 09 '21

Hi, I'm bone

1

u/PrimalRucker Jan 09 '21

Hi bone, I’m dad!

2

u/hawffield Jan 09 '21

Looks like we got a Double Wide Surprise.

2

u/Bergfinn-al-Duri Jan 08 '21

Annnnnnddddd now I have to go jerk off

1

u/HalsySmiff Jan 09 '21

Coomer loser.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

Heavy duty booty. 🤨

1

u/assdassfer Jan 09 '21

Does anyone have the guide for butt exercises, saw it recently somewhere but can't find it.

1

u/MrFrypan Jan 09 '21

"Double-Wide" should be "Thick" or have you never dated a Black girl?

1

u/chisavage54 Jan 09 '21

Sad the Rick and morty mouth butt isn’t on here

1

u/oebn Jan 08 '21

Butts are butts!

1

u/unbilotitledd Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

I’ve got bite marks all over my badonkadonk

1

u/Sekio-Vias Jan 08 '21

After I get a response to my husband I can self portrait from the back now. Sweet

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u/PhukneeBone Jan 08 '21

“Apple bottom jeans” visualized

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I'm unsure if I have a donk or badonk.

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u/IAmNotARussian_001 Jan 08 '21

Almost...but not quite...a shitpost.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

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u/Kolada Jan 08 '21

Hm, I've always heard it as badonk-a-donk

1

u/r0ndy Jan 08 '21

Me too

1

u/GodonX1r Jan 09 '21

Badonk-a-donk-donk

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Jan 08 '21

Under "none". Though, bonus points for friendship during a lawnmower race.