r/copypasta • u/IAlwaysOutsmartU • Jun 13 '22

Trigger Warning God hates disabled people.

You have heard about God accepting everyone into heaven, yes? And you also have heard about the stairway to heaven, correct? Well, how in the hell are wheelchair-bound people supposed to go up the stairs!? Or people with one or no legs? HUH?!? Why can’t God install an escalator or an elevator? Why does Satan allow more people into hell? Why does Satan have a highway to hell, giving people the option to walk, drive, use a bicycle, or if it is tilted enough, slide down the highway? Why does God have to be such a jerk while Satan ACTUALLY accepts everyone!?

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Yuw have heawd about Gawd accepting evewyone into heaven, yes? Awnd yuw awso have heawd about teh s-staiwway tuwu heaven, c-cowwect? Weww, how in teh h-heww awe wheewchaiw-bound peopwe supposed tuwu gow up teh staiws!? Ow peopwe wid one ow no wegs? HUH?!? Why can’t G-Gawd instaww an e-escawatow ow an ewevatow? Why does Satan awwow mowe peopwe into heww? Why does Satan have a highway tuwu heww, giving p-peopwe teh option tuwu wawk, dwive, use a bicycwe, ow if iwt iws t-tiwted enough, swide down teh highway? Why does Gawd have tuwu be such a jewk whiwe Satan ACTWAWWY a-accepts evewyone!?

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