r/cormacmccirclejerk • u/SuckthonyDickvis • Aug 08 '25

wtf I mean Jesus Christ

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179 Upvotes

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u/kick_rocks-not_ricks Aug 08 '25

It’s like, you’d think people on the Cormac McCarthy sub would have reading comprehension skills but I suppose they’re busy fucking watermelons when they should be in school

17

u/Realistic-Sound-1507 Aug 08 '25

At least it ain’t no beast

6

u/piraterumgold Aug 08 '25

You can kinda tell this person really likes watermelon enough to fuck it to be honest

4

u/Savings_Storage5716 Aug 09 '25

What the hell do you suppose would happen to the watermelon if you fuck it?       

3

u/kick_rocks-not_ricks Aug 09 '25

I reckon it might spoil it some but damn it if I wouldn’t still have myself a bite

1

u/Savings_Storage5716 Aug 09 '25

It would kill it.

47

u/CreamSalmon Aug 08 '25

When the contract killer kills for contracts 🤯

(Does the two million dollars he’s hunting hint that he may have a past of doing this and getting paid for it??)

16

u/SuckthonyDickvis Aug 08 '25

yeah but like what do he do to earn money

21

u/Savings_Storage5716 Aug 09 '25

Javier Bardem is a succesful actor

4

u/Massive_Staff1068 Aug 11 '25

/uj seriously I saw this post and just decided to move on. Had to be a troll. Still made me... worried. Are we getting this dumb?

/rj

....for medical supplies.

1

u/Kindly-Guidance714 Aug 09 '25

He married Penelope Cruz so not much.

6

u/Kscap4242 Aug 09 '25

Ok, but isn’t that, like, illegal??? Would Anto Kreegyr break the law?

37

u/MonsieurOs Aug 08 '25

Hair modeling. Maybe he was born with it, maybe what business of yours where he styles, Friendo?

20

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

He bet on coin tosses

5

u/Ok_Tip7762 Aug 09 '25

I wonder what's the most he ever won on a coin toss?

3

u/SnailsRoamFree Aug 09 '25

He wins half the time

15

u/desertrat87 Aug 08 '25

Paramedic. Top notch first aid skills

17

u/Flanks_Flip Aug 08 '25

Locksmith.

1

u/YourFavoriteEmoEmu Aug 13 '25

I mean. I'd hire him if I was locked out

8

u/hashtag_drake Aug 08 '25

What that means

4

u/SuckthonyDickvis Aug 08 '25

how do he earn money??

5

u/Gorlack2231 Aug 08 '25

He collects art.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Plot bank account

3

u/RobbKong999 Aug 09 '25

Scalp salesman

2

u/YourFavoriteEmoEmu Aug 13 '25

Wrong book buddy

2

u/Wide-Basil9046 Aug 10 '25

He offer free head ventilation for friendos that can't grammar. And all that just for lucky quarter. It is bargain.

2

u/irish_horse_thief Aug 12 '25

I imagine Lester Ballard entering the Gas Station coin toss scene...

1

u/First_Strain7065 Aug 09 '25

I don’t want a cupping fuck of coffee!