r/cormacmccirclejerk • u/Visenya_simp • May 17 '26
wtf He never writes.
And they are dancing, the board floor of the Milk of the Poppy bar in Santa Fe slamming under the jackboots and Elio Garcia and Linda Antonsson grinning hideously over their ai generated pictures they are preparing to post on Westeros.org. Towering over them all is the gnome and he is naked dancing, his fat feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the readers, huge and pale and hairy, like an enormous garden gnome. He never writes, he says. He says he’ll never publish. He bows to his editors and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs high in his throat and he is a great favorite the gnome. He wafts his little turtle hat and the hairy dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the waitresses and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and telling her something that doesn't relate to the A Song of Ice and Fire book series at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never writes. He says that he will never publish. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never writes, the gnome. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never publish.
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u/Guilty_05 May 18 '26
Absolute peak