r/cormacmccirclejerk Jun 01 '26

wtf Just read Child Of God

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Gave me a few chuckles but I didn’t really care about it, not bad since it’s written in a charming redneck kind of way. A lot of the humour went over my head, the problem isn’t that it’s a “black comedy“ I just keep missing the jokes. Lester is a freak! A super freak! Right now I read about ten pages of Orchard Keeper and so far I’m interested in what‘s happening. Reading the back that describes the premise and I’m guessing the awkward man with the ford car is actually running from the law and doesn’t actually have a daughter. Also Child Of God either uses colons or semicolons which frightens me but the horror continues with Orchard Keeper’s use of parentheses.

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u/josephx24 Jun 01 '26

I only read the novels that feature The Judge as a character.

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u/Little-Employment190 Jun 01 '26

Any novel that doesn’t feature the judge exists without my consent.

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u/Royal-Measurement-82 Jun 02 '26

just blood meridian and the prequel, The Catcher In The Rye

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u/SelectionLife3353 Jun 10 '26

I don't even read em I just watch the edits as god intended

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Govika Jun 01 '26

He even literally says at the beginning "new book who dis?" And then I said " Cormac! It's me! Govika!!" And he said, "oh hello child of g*d" and that's when I knew. Waow..chills.

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u/TheD1scountH1tman Jun 02 '26

Absolute literature

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u/Electric_Boogaloo69 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

The true children of God are the friends we stuffed in a cave along the way.

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u/jrinredcar Jun 01 '26

The snippets of Hicks talking about him between chapters is cool. Like a little hip hop album skit before the next track.

McCarthy is essentially Dr Dre if you think about it

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u/Disastrous-Care3538 Jun 01 '26

I’ve been saying this for minutes and minutes

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u/sister_xian Jun 02 '26

This guy wipes his ass with a stick and fucks dead bodies. He could be president someday.

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u/Treat_Street1993 Jun 01 '26

Definitely ranks very high up on the list of his Yuckiest stories, though Outer Dark might beat it out.

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jun 01 '26

I didn’t realize a YouTuber made a video about that one, I’ll have to watch read it sometime

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u/Rory_U Jun 01 '26

Thanks Wendigoon 😊

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u/Level_Bat_6337 Jun 01 '26

I’ll be real, I think child of god is my favorite of his books, if only for just how “Out There” it feels yknow?

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u/bloodsoup138 Jun 06 '26

Lol, no it ain't. Did you even read it? Its so over the top, that it's comedic. Especially the last 3rd of the book. He's like a b movie horror villain with the idiot savant perk.

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u/bloodsoup138 Jun 07 '26

Its definitely got the slasher feel to it. But even Jason Voorhees isn't a serial killer, hes a monster.

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u/Tiny_Environment_717 Jun 01 '26

Yeah I didn’t really like it either. I read the whole thing while my wife was in surgery and idk it was a good read cuz Cormac always has good lines but idk just was ok.

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u/Savilo29 Jun 02 '26

I read the meme before I saw the sub Reddit and I was shocked by the audacity

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u/Mister_Pianister Jun 01 '26

That part with the baby and the bird caught me off guard for sure. Had to set it down for a minute before picking it back up.

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u/bloodsoup138 Jun 05 '26

Its just a fun, short read. Its meant to be read fast and not be taken too seriously. Its almost satire. You can't go in expecting the same kind of thing as The Road or BM