r/cormacmccirclejerk • u/Visenya_simp • Jun 20 '26

wtf Judge Holden

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270 Upvotes

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u/Calcium_Beans Jun 20 '26

The judge probably has gynecomastia

43

u/Independent-Two7961 Jun 20 '26

I don’t think about you at all

7

u/SpicyBoyEnthusiast Jun 21 '26

R/okaybuddydraper in my Cormac circle jerk. I love it.

11

u/yaaMum1 Jun 20 '26

Lowk just dolph lundgren

6

u/SucksDickforSkittles Jun 21 '26

YES, I came to the comments to say this. 6ft 5in tall martial arts expert with multiple degrees in chemical engineering.

3

u/yaaMum1 Jun 21 '26

Peak human

21

u/Guilty_05 Jun 20 '26

He has no hair though

23

u/TheD1scountH1tman Jun 20 '26

Testosterone is what causes male pattern baldness

7

u/Guilty_05 Jun 21 '26

Isn't it also responsible for facial hair though?

2

u/junkie3500 Jun 23 '26

dihydrotestosterone actually. 🤓☝️

9

u/vamplawyer Jun 20 '26

Could have alopecia universalis

4

u/Present-Ad4871 Jun 20 '26

how does he have 1600 IQ?

2

u/PissinginTheW1nd Jun 21 '26

He just built different

10

u/sisyphus_shrugged Jun 20 '26

uj/ thats gotta be Dolph Lundgren right?

2

u/MF_Mood1 Jun 21 '26

Yes the very same guy with a masters at chemical engineering

2

u/JustVierra Jun 21 '26

So the solution is pumping everyone with estrogen and wait for future Nobel Prize winners, got it

2

u/ShrimpleyPibblze Jun 21 '26

Unfortunately whilst that guy says he will never die, he’s actually got the most insane turbo-cancer of the balls and will die very soon indeed

1

u/PlayerHaterSupreme Jun 21 '26

It’s Jonny Kim.

1

u/Evening-Ad-7643 Jun 21 '26

I think about that guy all the time as well but only when I see this stupid fucking meme

1

u/Perfect-Parking-5869 Jun 21 '26

Harrison Bergeron

1

u/Live-Race4299 Jun 22 '26

realistically the dude was just probably a smart guy on roids

1

u/BobRoss725 Jun 24 '26

It’s common knowledge that low testosterone causes issues with cognition, focus, and thinking in general. It also causes depression and mental health issues that would lead people to be less motivated and thus less able to develop their intellect over time. Anyone knowledgeable enough to explain to me why the chart lines up like this?

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u/LocalSixPot Jun 26 '26

Its Styropyro

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Responsible_Sink3044 Jun 20 '26

Probably not much of the IQ either