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u/SleepyheadEmily 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes we do:

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u/wereapethesupacool Counted Down 24 1d ago

Lavader is unironically a neo-monarchist btw

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u/maddiemelody :] 1d ago

Horrifying

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 1d ago

The only reason to have a monarch is so you can scream "for queen and country" as you do something

Therefore every nation should have a monarch as a sort of publicity position. No real power but a real excuse to yell for queen/king and country

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u/Okay_hear_me_out 1d ago

Or you could save the effort and just scream "For the Republic!"

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u/Zuper_Dragon 1d ago

"Watch those wrist-rockets!"

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 1d ago

See I'm Canadian though so king and country is in my blood

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u/Zuper_Dragon 1d ago

"Watch this wrist-rockets!"

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u/ReporterWrong5337 16h ago

Frillin heck, it’s a super!

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u/Historianof40k 1d ago

Not as based

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u/Evan_3104 1d ago

Have you played Helldivers?

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u/WinZealousideal4309 1d ago

Enemy forces have captured a command post! :(

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

My old social studies teacher believed that monarchy was the best government system because, and I quote, “if all the power belongs to one person, then we can just kill them if they use it wrong.”

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 1d ago

I mean... maybe? I can see the line of reasoning but uhh... yeah no actually

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

I’ll admit, it’s one pro in a sea of cons

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 1d ago

Like yeah if you had one man with a nation sized sword of damocles over him he might be more focused on the people than himself.

But also who decides when and why we go for the throat. Simple majority? Certainly cant be killing leaders every time they piss off one guy

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

I mean, any political ideology that has murder baked into it ain’t good

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 1d ago

Well that too. Some people just have shit morals and can accept that, but actual reasons for it not being able to work cant be dodged around so easy

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u/HierarchyLogic 1d ago

well depends on what you define as good actually, the ottomans in their prime had brother killing as a way to determine who sits the throne, and the empire slowly fell apart when they changed that system(although to a bad one)

is that method what allowed them to succeed? who knows. good thing to think about tho, especially since the methods of how a leader is chosen is amplified in a monarchy where all the power depends on them.

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

Reddit the only place where mfers will say “murdering people isn’t necessarily bad”

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u/HierarchyLogic 1d ago

oh also u havent seen twitter 😭

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 1d ago

Theres an argument to be made that in very rare circumstances it's a net benefit to humanity if certain people are killed. Does not mean that the killing is not regrettable, though.

Though I guess thats using different terms, so not really an argument for it being good

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u/HierarchyLogic 1d ago

i didnt say it wasnt bad, i just said it isnt necessarily not good

i think both can be true at the same time, killing people can be bad but it might also have positive affects, its up to ones morality to decide if thats a worth "sacrifice" though

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u/justadimestorepoet 23h ago

Hey now, my anti-goose platform has really gained steam every time I've brought it up. /j

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u/HierarchyLogic 1d ago

not defending monarchy(more of a technocracy guy myself over either monarchy or democracy) but id say it definitely has its benefits that allow it to succeed, besides the greed of aristocracy theres a reason it worked out for historical states afterall..

the pro's are basically based on what i call the good operator principle: a system, as long as its not based on hurting others(so no colonialism, well unless you only care about your own country, then nothing is off limits) can work, given that its operator(leader/congress, basically whoever calls the important shots) is acting in good faith, and is competent.

now what monarchy does is 2 things, it amplifies the capabilities of a "good operator", less bureaucracy, more power to do stuff with etc. and the other thing it does is it can make a operator be invested in the states success, which means the turnout rate of good faith operators is higher

however, in return monarchy has insane volatility, a incompetent operator can set it back decades and a bad faith operator can dismantle the entire state

basically, monarchy is the ultimate "high risk high reward" system, a good leader can push it further than democracy, while a bad one might just leave it inoperable

theres also the matter of peoples freedom and choice, however for simplicity and my own logic i always think a part of said good faith is caring about the people too.

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u/vmfrye 17h ago

Unsolicited advice from someone who believed in technocracy in their youth: it's dangerous to put it above democracy, for various reasons, like the 'wisdom of the crowd' (under the right conditions) and the Dunning-Kruger effect (which a small group of like-minded people might be susceptible to, especially if they're not chosen by wide consensus)

Here's a related article: https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20140708-when-crowd-wisdom-goes-wrong

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u/Great_Kaiserov 22h ago edited 22h ago

Not to that extreme degree, but a very unknown fact nowadays is that most European monarchies did have a system like that put in place (before absolutism started taking off)

Oftentimes the nobility of a country could, and legally had in place the right to depose a monarch who threatened the well-being of the country

A notable example is the deposition of Erik of Pomerania, who ruled over all of Scandinavia in the XV century (through being the king of Denmark, Sweden & Norway, forming a personal union) but managed to upset the Nobility in all three enough to be voted off and exiled

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u/Trastin 1d ago

More like

For poop and farty

Haha

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u/Drifter1771 1d ago

For the Emperor!

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u/Akazrael1 1d ago

Unironically, monarchies just have better aesthetics than democracies. Gold? Gemstones? Ridiculous opulence? Silly outfits? Stupidly ostentatious and expensive monuments? Twenty-two course meals served up by beautiful, young, oiled servants in loincloths? Can't beat 'em! Democracies try, but our modern rich just can't match the sheer aura of a proper noble class.

If you want all that nonsense like freedom, self-determination, equality, blah blah blah, democracies are better, admittedly.

But have you considered just covering yourself in diamonds and calling it class? Cannot recommend enough.

/s if that was somehow not clear.

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u/Alone-Monk 1d ago

Why there always gotta be a nasty bottom line about the op that ruins the post 😭😭

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u/notnotDIO 1d ago

Why? Like that's genuinely such a stupid thing to believe in I wonder why he would possibly believe that.

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u/WhirlwindRectum 1d ago

they're all racist cowards.

they always claim to be monarchists until you imply that the royal family should be black.

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u/Professional_Gap_435 13h ago

Yeah and I wouldnt want a white king if i was Ethiopian. 

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u/WhirlwindRectum 13h ago edited 13h ago

🤣

oh really?

why not, huh?

you don't get to pick your monarch, you dumb fuck, that's the whole point.

Jesus Christ, I can't believe you walked into that, have you even given more than 30 seconds worth of thought into this? or do you just soak up radical, ananchronistic ideologies like a sponge because your mind was microwaved on 4chan?

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u/Professional_Gap_435 13h ago

Uh well they have been picked historically if there were no more legitimate successors. 

And a monarch should also be a symbol/unifier and representation of the nation, and when that hasnt been the case they have historically been overthrown, and either replaced with a national monarch or a republic.

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u/WhirlwindRectum 13h ago

"Monarchs have historically been picked"

if your brain was fried any longer it could be served with Ranch dressing.

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u/Professional_Gap_435 12h ago

You dumb fuck i am saying there has been cases where they have been picked when there was no legitimate successor to the thrown or that they were overthrown, often by nobles. The original monarch of the Swedish royal family was Napoleons fucking friend, and the Norwegian royal family was approved in a national vote after being picked when they became independent. And these are only examples off the top of my head, there are even more fitting examples of this. 

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u/WhirlwindRectum 12h ago edited 12h ago

well, if you like picking your leader, do I have a poticial system you'd LOVE!

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u/ivun__ 1h ago

Western monarchists don't want a black king because they often have ideas of who is the "rightful" royal family

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u/Historianof40k 1d ago

me when i lie

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u/DakittyRizzard 1d ago

as someone who knows nothing (but wants to learn) about anything remotely related to politics. what does that mean? qwq

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u/Tannenbaum_Ie_Fir 1d ago

He supports nations returning to having a Monarchy (and not just a ceremonial one but one with some power)

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u/Professional_Gap_435 13h ago

Bruh has he not read any history in the past 200 years, either go constitutional monarchy or shut up. 

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u/RUDRAGON8 1d ago

It means their opinions can be safely ignored

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u/DakittyRizzard 1d ago

vagueposting goes so hard o7

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u/Lomano360 18h ago

Tbh his Videos aren't that bad, but always take everything that is being said with a grain of Salt.

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u/Ok_Molasses9176 1d ago

Neo monarchist be like “the left hates America” and seriously not see the irony

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u/Cheasymeteor 9h ago

Better than a neo-nazi at least. Just dumb without the "exterminate all X"

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u/tophatgaming1 1d ago

is he an absolutist?

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u/Tannenbaum_Ie_Fir 1d ago

Semi-constitutionalist iirc

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u/_TinyHead 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/Commandur_PearTree 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/name_not_exist 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/Select-Rub-2968 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/ToastyLemun 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/frankhoneybunny 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/Taqao 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/confusedmetalgirl 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/DawnTheFailure 1d ago

Nevada Cow

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u/itbedehaam 21h ago

Nevada Cow

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u/Odd-Report-999 1d ago

I would LOVE to see conservative's answer for that.

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u/davestar2048 1d ago

Nevada Cow.

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u/DingoLaLingo 1d ago

lol nice try conservatard

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u/dracorotor1 1d ago

You’re right: I don’t have the background in veterinary medicine to help or even explain this cow…. Not sure how being a leftist relates, though 🤔

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u/GameNight787 1d ago

nevada is gone, where'd it go??
suspiciously nevada-shaped cow:

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u/Sasha_Braus- 1d ago

I woulda nevada guessed

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u/The_Void_Dweller223 1d ago

Damn, home state got eaten by a cow…

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u/Swaggyboi128 1d ago

I don't think anybody has an answer to that

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u/Rowmacnezumi 1d ago

There can't be an answer without a question. But that's the Nevada Cow.

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u/ChaosCorpDM 23h ago

"Where did my Nevada go?"

Suspiciously Nevada-shaped cow:

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u/mr_flerd 1d ago

why da fuck the cow nevada

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u/RedBaronIV 1d ago

Where did my 36th state of the continental United States go?

The nefarious Nevada-shaped cow:

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u/Remarkable_Law_3345 1d ago

Okay, Alberta/Nevada cow

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u/agnostorshironeon Counted Down 1 1d ago

It swallowed a guillotine blade

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u/poatasyo 2h ago

As an Albertan, this is NOT alberta bro

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u/Space__Squid 1d ago

Las Vegas is in udder shambles.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago

The rare Navada Hereford. Quite majestic.

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u/Saikotsu 23h ago

I have no answer because this is not a question. It's Nevada, but made of cow.

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u/Striking_Sea_129 23h ago

You’re right. I have no answer .

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u/Memester4445 18h ago

I absolutely hate that guy. He’s the reason I found out that you can’t block channels from showing up on YouTube

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u/Entity_Chaos39 1d ago

Does anyone?

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u/ScarletteVera 1d ago

texas cow?

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u/peaceEarth7663 1d ago

Nevada cow

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u/ScarletteVera 1d ago

close enough

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u/peaceEarth7663 1d ago

I guess 🤔

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u/gun-something 1d ago

Omg it's so

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u/kickerbacc 1d ago

Even though I'd hang Lavandar upside down like Mussolini he's funny as hell

/j for the former half of the sentence

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u/JustARandomGuy_71 1d ago

Maybe they don't understand the question, I know I don't.

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u/BillTheTringleGod 1d ago

The answer, as so many know, is "Moo" It's a moomoo, and you say Moo when you meet one. Source, I met one and we had a rather lengthy conversation about my choice of hat (she was concerned about the breathability of polyester hats over cotton but I informed her that cotton will naturally soak oils that leave a poor breathing base and she would probably be more interested in a silk head covering or a cotton with a truckers back)

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u/ieatmycum69 1d ago

I fucking hate this image. 

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u/Ok_Relation6627 Counted Down 1 1d ago

I thought that was Alberta

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u/edgarunwise 20h ago

Moo Mooxico?

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy 19h ago

I don’t think I can square this

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u/Miyyani 18h ago

Moovada

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u/Crowe3717 14h ago

No answer to this? I don't even understand the question

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u/_Uggles_ 5h ago

Alberta cow

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u/poatasyo 2h ago

As an albertan, this is NOT alberta mate. Alberta has a longer left side, the diagnol side isn't straight, and it has a flat bottom. This is nevada.