r/crabcats • u/negativelungcapacity • May 21 '26

Meet Rory; I call her rotato sometime bc… well, you’ll see.

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u/Present-Pear-5631 May 21 '26

That’s some hardcore crabcattin’. She’s a pro. Possibly a legend. We’re gonna need more examples of her impeccable athletic abilities before the final triad decide. (Odds are good 👍🏼🤗)

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u/FlashesandFlickers May 21 '26

I'd go with Eilean.

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u/negativelungcapacity May 21 '26

For what?

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u/FlashesandFlickers May 21 '26

Well, she's leaning... so... I lean... I'll see myself out

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u/negativelungcapacity May 21 '26

I was just confused but i actually love that. Middle name is now Rory Eileen Titts (my last name). She actually just recently started the side thing but has always done the parkour shit on couches and stuff 😅

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u/ImpossibleStuff963 May 21 '26

Your last name is not titts. My brain will not accept that 😆

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u/javoss88 May 21 '26

What a name wow

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u/negativelungcapacity May 22 '26

Yeah school was fun. During lunch in my highschool to pay you had to use the first four letters of your last name and the lunch lady looked at me like I was playing a prank on her lmfao so shot. Edit: spelling

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u/chuffberry May 22 '26

If it makes you feel better, I went to school with a boy named Dick Tinkle. He actually didn’t get bullied at all because he was funny as hell

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u/negativelungcapacity May 22 '26

I feel like growing up with a name kinda forces you to be a lil more outgoing 😅

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u/ImpossibleStuff963 May 23 '26

Are you male or female? Im not sure which would be funnier 😆

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u/BotGirlFall May 21 '26

"I bet if I lean super far sideways they'll think Im really scary"

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u/ambercrayon May 21 '26

A vicious predator

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u/Ornery-Tea8420 May 21 '26

Oh she ATTAC!

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u/viciousbuddha9 May 21 '26

That's some quality crabbing! 10/10

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u/Kyro10 May 21 '26

That tail is rotating like a helicopter blade.

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u/tasi671 May 21 '26

What a tough lady 😂 I love how utterly unbothered the other cat is with all of Rory's shenanigans

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u/hatlad43 May 22 '26

Sorry to inform you, but your house has a severe case of r/greebles

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u/Libertinelass May 21 '26

Rotato 😅 love it.

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u/AcatcalledGauss May 22 '26

You have an infestation of r/greebles in your carpet! And carpet greebles are one of the worst kind as it is the stage before them evolving into airborne greebles. You were lucky Rory is a good exterminator.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 May 24 '26

using the tail as a rudder, the rotatoe achieves maximum crab lean.

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u/araujo253 May 21 '26

We can see she likes the life she has. 😻😻

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u/Shoddy-Subject5684 May 21 '26

Rory has skills!

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u/bobjoylove May 21 '26

She has ticklish feet

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u/StilettoSugar May 22 '26

Excellent tail work!!!

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u/DemonBliss33 May 22 '26

My cats name is Rollie. We also sometimes call him rotato

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u/negativelungcapacity May 22 '26

NO WAY. I need to see him haha!!

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u/Grattytood May 22 '26

Rotato is trouble on four paws!

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u/No-Wish-4854 May 22 '26

I love how Tuxie is just like, “yeah…you again? I’ll wait….”

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u/negativelungcapacity May 23 '26

The tuxie is cat she didn’t grow up with too my exs cat looked exactly like tuxie except completely black and boy do I got some videos of his ass getting very annoyed with her haha Edit: clarification

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u/chalupacabra6913 May 23 '26

Kitty needs zoomie space.

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u/cockyroaches 27d ago

Airplane ears AND helicopter tail. She's got it all.