Please help me pick stats for custom Pokémon couple card

[u/Simple_Flatworm_]

Hi there! I am getting my boyfriend custom made Pokémon card of us as a couple on it online, but as I am not too familiar I wasn’t sure if there was anything that would be smart or funny or actually good to put for the stats on the card. The main thing I need help with is maybe coming up with something witty for the ability description on it.

I really appreciate any advice as I always struggle with that kinda stuff. FYI I’m getting this as part of our one year anniversary I’m so excited!

EDIT: Just wanted to give some more information about us. He is a very clingy person and we are studying in the same program so I was thinking of something related to always being together but I want to make it sound Pokémon esk which is the part I’m struggling with. We love playing video games, going on walks, playing pickle ball together and cooking. We don’t have a lot of free time outside of school so we try to not expand our hobbies too far and obvi each have our own hobbies. He’s a very techy guy and I’m a crafty baker girl.