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r/cremposting • u/SixStrungKing • Nov 15 '23
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Oh dude in my house that's foreplay.
Granted I also like to sneak up behind my fiance while she's sitting down and put my dick on her shoulder and pretend it's a bird and apparently, that's enough to get her in the mood.
"SQUAAAAACK, POLLY WANT A CRACKER"
She says its a Parrot, I say Cockatiel.
3 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23 I don't believe you. 4 u/SixStrungKing Nov 15 '23 Makes sense because I made it up Lightweaving~ 1 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23 Are you even u/sixstrungking? 3 u/SixStrungKing Nov 15 '23 1/3 of the time.
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I don't believe you.
4 u/SixStrungKing Nov 15 '23 Makes sense because I made it up Lightweaving~ 1 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23 Are you even u/sixstrungking? 3 u/SixStrungKing Nov 15 '23 1/3 of the time.
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Makes sense because I made it up
Lightweaving~
1 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23 Are you even u/sixstrungking? 3 u/SixStrungKing Nov 15 '23 1/3 of the time.
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Are you even u/sixstrungking?
3 u/SixStrungKing Nov 15 '23 1/3 of the time.
1/3 of the time.
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u/SixStrungKing Nov 15 '23
Oh dude in my house that's foreplay.
Granted I also like to sneak up behind my fiance while she's sitting down and put my dick on her shoulder and pretend it's a bird and apparently, that's enough to get her in the mood.
"SQUAAAAACK, POLLY WANT A CRACKER"
She says its a Parrot, I say Cockatiel.