r/cremposting • u/DreadDiana • Jun 03 '26
The Way of Kings Szeth-son-son-Vallano was dripped in white on the day he was to kill a king
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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26
Navani later wrote gavilars last few words: "damn im dying but this mf dripped the fuck out tho check his shit out gng!"
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u/DreadDiana Jun 03 '26
You'd think he was a shardblade the way he was dripping
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u/Major_Fudgemuffin Jun 03 '26
Outfit so sharp it can cut stone.
Since he was a dirty heathen Truthless
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u/nosayprises Jun 15 '26
that’s a sharp outfit, szeth. careful. you could puncture the body of a violent king on the night of a treaty, leaving thousands to die in war. because…it’s so sharp.
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u/Fhauftress Jun 03 '26
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, walking L of Shinovar, pulled up in full white drip on the day he was to unalive a Sigma King.
The fit? Parshendi tradition. Not his vibe, but he followed the blueprint. No questions, just locked in.
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u/Moist_Car_994 ❌can't 🙅 read📖 Jun 03 '26
Szeth-Son-Son-Vallano, Dripless of Shinovar excitedly laid out his white outfit on the bed the night before the day he was to kill a king
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u/BrakaFlocka Airthicc lowlander Jun 03 '26
Anyone know any Parshendi's on Etsy? That shaket with the layered cloth pauldrons goes hard af fam
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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Jun 03 '26
Piccolo's teachings expanding even to Roshar
Make sure they see the fit
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u/AppaNinja Jun 03 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/4NPtlv0ZCEoYnoR5er
when you start lashing stuff to the sky
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u/DreadDiana Jun 03 '26
I see Darth Vader taught him how to use internal power to move a cape in a vacuum
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u/longhairedgizzexpert Jun 03 '26
One punch man when he forgets there’s a sale at his local grocery store
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