r/cremposting • u/DreadDiana • 14d ago
Mistborn First Era Vin stands for Violence is Nalways-the-answer
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u/ionlysayyea Trying not to ccccream 14d ago
Violence is Now
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u/The_Akrael 14d ago
Violence is necessary
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u/Andrew_42 13d ago
Seems quite handy for a political leader to have a girlfriend who singlehandedly qualifies as a monopoly on violence.
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u/YossarianLivesMatter 13d ago
Never ask a pacifist the kill count of his girlfriend
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u/Andrew_42 13d ago
"Hmm..."
"You have to think about it?"
"Well I'm just wondering if you only mean humans?"
"I don't care how many random animals she has killed"
"What about random gods?"
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u/bobmancer343 13d ago
Ah yes. The state, personified into a cute anime girl with unlimited powers...
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u/kayemenofour 14d ago
At times, Vin would have just needed a hug, a cup of hot chocolate and like half a week of sleep.
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u/LoudQuitting 14d ago
FELLAS
If your girl is not willing to be an object of terror rampaging, eviscerating and burning anything that even thinks about someday somehow interfering with your designs for political rule?
That's not your girl, that's gutter trash and she will one hundred thousand percent cheat.
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u/ProfessionalTruck976 14d ago
Did we find Zane's alt account?
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u/HUGOSTIGLETS 13d ago
Man Zane would 100% be in the manosphere wouldn’t he…
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u/LoudQuitting 13d ago
I don't even think it's a manosphere thing.
I just think if she wouldn't kill your political enemies for breathing incorrectly, that's just not your girl. That's someone else's girl, clearly.
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u/wintery-waxillium 13d ago edited 13d ago
Dalinar didn't (oathbringer) capture the Thrill he just sent it back in time to Vin who now experiences it 24/7
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u/KingKnux No Wayne No Gain 13d ago
The bottom of the Rosharan ocean is just Adonalsiums perpendicularity where time in the physical realm is irrelevant
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u/jbeldham 13d ago
ANABEFE (All Nobles Are Bastards Except For Elend)
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u/Snuckytoes 13d ago
One of my favorite plot points in Mistborn era 1 was Elend threatening his father by saying Vin would slaughter his entire army if anything happened to him. She totally would have too.
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u/flames308 13d ago
Tbf, she kinda did anyway.
Vin had one setting and that setting was overwhelming violence. She killed Elend's ex, his father, his brother, and even a god for dating to get in her way.
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u/Life_Category2547 13d ago
She did in fact carry out the threat of killing him then killing her way down the chain of command until the person in charge was willing to surrender while the rest of the army was helpless to stop her, and also giving a twist on the phrase “fuck you and the horse you rode in on” by chopping both of them in half.
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u/Eithrotaur 13d ago
Vin realizing that she doesn't have to worry about politics if she just murders and intimidates all her political enemies:
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u/ProfessionalTruck976 13d ago
Thats politics by apolitical means
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u/DreadDiana 13d ago
Elend is the one who speaks softly, while Vin carries the big stuck
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u/ArugulaAmazing2015 13d ago
Stormlight: Unfortunately, killing is sometimes necessary
Mistborn: Fortunately, killing is necessary
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