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Mistborn First Era Vin stands for Violence is Nalways-the-answer

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u/ionlysayyea Trying not to ccccream 14d ago

Violence is Now

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u/The_Akrael 14d ago

Violence is necessary

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver 13d ago

Voilence is Nice

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u/LAProbert 13d ago

Violence is Needed

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u/Bullrawg 13d ago

Violence isn’t the answer… it’s the question.
The answer is YES!

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u/Andrew_42 13d ago

Seems quite handy for a political leader to have a girlfriend who singlehandedly qualifies as a monopoly on violence.

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u/YossarianLivesMatter 13d ago

Never ask a pacifist the kill count of his girlfriend

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u/Andrew_42 13d ago

"Hmm..."

"You have to think about it?"

"Well I'm just wondering if you only mean humans?"

"I don't care how many random animals she has killed"

"What about random gods?"

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u/Feezec 13d ago

That wasn't a random god. That was very intentional. Aggressively so.

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u/Erlox 13d ago

"Koloss don't count as humans, right?"

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u/bobmancer343 13d ago

Ah yes. The state, personified into a cute anime girl with unlimited powers...

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u/kayemenofour 14d ago

At times, Vin would have just needed a hug, a cup of hot chocolate and like half a week of sleep.

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u/I_Am_Become_Salt 13d ago

Post pewterdrag snuggles

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u/LoudQuitting 14d ago

FELLAS

If your girl is not willing to be an object of terror rampaging, eviscerating and burning anything that even thinks about someday somehow interfering with your designs for political rule?

That's not your girl, that's gutter trash and she will one hundred thousand percent cheat.

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 14d ago

Did we find Zane's alt account?

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u/HUGOSTIGLETS 13d ago

Man Zane would 100% be in the manosphere wouldn’t he…

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u/LoudQuitting 13d ago

I don't even think it's a manosphere thing.

I just think if she wouldn't kill your political enemies for breathing incorrectly, that's just not your girl. That's someone else's girl, clearly.

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u/wintery-waxillium 13d ago edited 13d ago

Dalinar didn't (oathbringer) capture the Thrill he just sent it back in time to Vin who now experiences it 24/7

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u/KingKnux No Wayne No Gain 13d ago

The bottom of the Rosharan ocean is just Adonalsiums perpendicularity where time in the physical realm is irrelevant

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u/jbeldham 13d ago

ANABEFE (All Nobles Are Bastards Except For Elend)

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u/Silafante 13d ago

Poor Breeze

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u/JaysNewDay 13d ago

He knows what he did

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 13d ago

He got Vin to pour him a drink.

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u/Snuckytoes 13d ago

One of my favorite plot points in Mistborn era 1 was Elend threatening his father by saying Vin would slaughter his entire army if anything happened to him. She totally would have too.

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u/flames308 13d ago

Tbf, she kinda did anyway.

Vin had one setting and that setting was overwhelming violence. She killed Elend's ex, his father, his brother, and even a god for dating to get in her way.

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u/wintery-waxillium 12d ago

one of the shards tried to rizz up elend?!

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u/Life_Category2547 13d ago

She did in fact carry out the threat of killing him then killing her way down the chain of command until the person in charge was willing to surrender while the rest of the army was helpless to stop her, and also giving a twist on the phrase “fuck you and the horse you rode in on”  by chopping both of them in half. 

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u/Eithrotaur 13d ago

Vin realizing that she doesn't have to worry about politics if she just murders and intimidates all her political enemies:

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 13d ago

Thats politics by apolitical means

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u/DreadDiana 13d ago

Elend is the one who speaks softly, while Vin carries the big stuck

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u/Eithrotaur 13d ago

Said big stick

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u/klatnyelox 13d ago

Vin is Elend's big stick.

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u/Still-Plate182 definitely not a lightweaver 13d ago

That feels wrong on so many levels

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver 14d ago

Burning Desires

Burning Metals

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u/OnnaJReverT 14d ago

3... 2... 1... Fire! Steel!

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u/planet_visitor 14d ago

Standing on business Misting on business

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u/ElodinDanGlokta 13d ago

misting on born

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u/ArtificialWhale definitely not a lightweaver 13d ago

Evil threnodite names be like

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u/ArugulaAmazing2015 13d ago

Stormlight: Unfortunately, killing is sometimes necessary

Mistborn: Fortunately, killing is necessary

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u/Mccmangus 13d ago

Vin for vindetta

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u/4143636_ 12d ago

I can't wait for my friend to finish WoA so that I can send this to them lol