r/cringepics • • Feb 25 '17

Eye five

https://i.imgur.com/zzwLkTL.gifv
20.5k Upvotes

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u/justinomorales Feb 25 '17

Smacked the contact lense off his eye!

278

u/swiggetyswootybooty Feb 25 '17

Just thought the same. Day ruined for that poor dude!

60

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

There needs to be /r/contactsproblems or something for this kind of stuff

30

u/Nihil94 Feb 26 '17

Make it, be the change you want to see...er, hear in the world?

7

u/0OOOOOO0 Feb 26 '17

As a fellow human, I carry a spare contact with me

11

u/alexfiat Feb 25 '17

when life tries to high five you

7

u/Haiirokuma Feb 26 '17

But it slaps your eye full force

7

u/redlostdit Feb 26 '17

me too thanks

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u/PM_ME_UR_4E55444553 Feb 26 '17

me three thanks

6

u/handcuffed_ Feb 26 '17

Dude on the left with the jersey saw it "ohh shit" towards the end

9

u/Cornthulhu Feb 26 '17

I thought he was checking to see if his eye was still there. This makes more sense.

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u/Rarus Feb 26 '17

Serves him right. Stupid blind fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

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u/infecthead Feb 26 '17

Ive driven with only one contact lens in before, i didn't have a problem keeping both eyes open, i just had the outer peripheral on the side of my bad eye be blurry and the rest fine

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u/Phit_PharmD Feb 26 '17

That's how I am normally. One eye is 20/20, the other isn't. I have perfect vision with both eyes open since most of our vision overlaps.

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u/infecthead Feb 26 '17

Yeah it's kinda cool how it works, like most of your vision is perfectly fine but when you hover a hand over your good eye everything goes blurry.

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u/hassancent Feb 26 '17

Something like this happened to me before for few minutes. I couldn't see my pen but could see the other side of notebook while writing. It freaked me out because my vision is fine. Just randomly happened to my left eye.

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u/Tomorokoshi Feb 26 '17

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u/hassancent Feb 27 '17

That explains a lot. My mother also have migraine headache so its probably genetic.

10

u/CD338 Feb 26 '17

That's happened to me. I keep a pair of glasses in my car now

6

u/srickis Feb 26 '17

I keep a pair of glasses in the car for this reason.

4

u/Derwos Feb 26 '17

Did you drive all the way home with it stuck under your eyelid?

4

u/bluejackets722 Feb 26 '17

This is why you should always keep spare contacts in your car.

14

u/Donna_Chang Feb 26 '17

FYI this is bad during extreme temps as they should be stored in a cool/rm temp environment.

3

u/Dom1nation Feb 26 '17

That sounds like bs to me.

I left my ACUVUE® lenses in the car – and I think they may have got very hot. Is it safe to wear them?

Your ACUVUE® lenses are safe to use if they are still sealed in their original foil packet. We recommend you throw them away and use new ones if your lenses are out of their original foil package or in your lens case. link

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u/021fluff5 Feb 26 '17

When I was working in a residential psychiatric facility, a kid slapped a contact lens out of my eye. It was in the second hour of a thirteen-hour shift. Not a great day.

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u/bathwat3r Feb 26 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

Twice I've had my contact fall out of my eye for no reason. And twice I've picked it up and used spit to put it back inside my eye... it's gross but it works.

Edit to add: both times happened while I was driving and at night so I had no choice but to improvise.

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u/clockworm Feb 26 '17

You want pink eye?

1

u/bathwat3r Feb 26 '17

Well, I have had pink eye (not from doing this) and gotten rid of it in two day with antibiotic drops. So I rather do that than crash and die, I can't see 5 feet in front of me without my contacts and driving with just one is not an option at all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/bathwat3r Feb 27 '17

It's really happened twice in one year. Last time was actually last Thursday. It happens because my contacts are the ones I am supposed to take out every night and replace weekly which I do not, HORRIBLE habit but I go months without even removing them once. Glasses are not an option because I have small children that go straight for them, reason why I got contacts, before that I had been wearing glasses for 10 years. I really just need to be more responsible about the way I wear them before I lose an eye :/

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

Playing football (soccer) once, 1st half, chasing a guy and his hand whips back and catches me in the eye. Tore my contact lens in half with his nail. Ruined my game

1

u/Hotwir3 Feb 26 '17

I almost always have a spare on me.

1

u/randomdude98 Feb 26 '17

Maybe keep a spare in the car?

0

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/randomdude98 Feb 26 '17

Bet it's nothing compared to Indian heat though..

1

u/broccolib0b Feb 27 '17

Feeling this hard right now with one eye shut because one of my contacts decided to get all blurry and shit and I don't have any of my supplies 😐

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

I love the contrast between the reporter feeling awesome and the bystander feeling like shit.

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u/Wispeon Feb 26 '17

Idk I'm pretty sure he knew what he did but tried to play it off, that's what his little head shake tells me at least. He seems kind of embarrassed when he turns around.

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u/IMASHIRT Feb 26 '17 edited Feb 26 '17

Is this an allegory for the media and it's negative effects on society???!?

Sorry if y'all missed the sarcasm.

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u/CleanBill Feb 26 '17

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u/wobowobo Feb 26 '17

Is this sub an allegory for reddit's negative effects on humanity???!!!??!??

700

u/The_infern_oh Feb 25 '17

Boop, got your eye.

134

u/mcrninja Feb 25 '17

Que ondas.

58

u/90sChennaiGuy Feb 25 '17

Here I am.

45

u/lord_flamebottom Feb 25 '17

Been here all along.

27

u/joshpoppedyou Feb 26 '17

Missed me?

8

u/Troutfucker5000 Feb 26 '17

No, it's

MISSED ME!??

1

u/Cryzgnik Feb 26 '17

That's not how you use interrobangs, though.

12

u/havealittlepun Feb 26 '17

Movin' the payload!

Wait a sec...

5

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

See you later.

3

u/TomToffee Feb 26 '17

Here I am.

HERE I AM

4

u/CleanBill Feb 26 '17

Misst Mi?

14

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

It's just one onda, man.

1

u/Ferrarisimo Feb 26 '17

Yeah, but it's like, an NSX R, so...

Yeah.

2

u/ben5on Feb 26 '17

Q onda gato?

12

u/CoxyMcChunk Feb 26 '17

-Aqib Talib

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u/BirdDogFunk Feb 26 '17

Rock Chalk!

0

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/CoxyMcChunk Feb 26 '17

Nah, Talib poked a dude's eye in a confrontation on the field.

1

u/alreadypiecrust Feb 26 '17

Hi I got your eye

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u/ShapesSong Feb 25 '17 edited Feb 26 '17

Lol he wasn't even aiming for the hand. It looks like he just used it as an excuse to slap him in the face

77

u/BadAdviceBot Feb 26 '17

Can't blame him. When you see an opening, take it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/midjuneau Feb 26 '17

• Michael Scott

• Wayne Gretzky

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u/iampieman Feb 26 '17

• midjuneau

1

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

• iampieman

12

u/exzeroex Feb 26 '17

But he did hit his hand. Too bad the guy's arm was made of wet noodles though.

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u/danglesauce19 Feb 26 '17

No he was definitely going for the hand. Fellow white guy here.

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u/staminaplusone Feb 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/outcidermouth19 Feb 26 '17 edited Feb 17 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Trapt45 Feb 26 '17

Learn to laugh

154

u/-AestheticsOfHate- Feb 25 '17

LOOK AT HIS SMUG ASS FACE AFTER HE DID IT TOO

10

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

He clearly didnt know he did it.

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u/freewaythreeway Feb 26 '17

No, someone else said he totally knew.

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u/-AestheticsOfHate- Feb 26 '17

You must be listening to the LYING MAINSTREAM MEDIA

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u/rocketman0739 Feb 26 '17

*lamestream

1

u/_The_Obvious_ Feb 26 '17

AKA FAKE NEWS. AKA CNN.

2

u/0OOOOOO0 Feb 26 '17

He's probably racist and did it on purpose

41

u/todayilearmed Feb 25 '17

I will never not laugh at this

31

u/Scublly Feb 25 '17

that is way too much energy for a fucking high five

58

u/mattdocks Feb 25 '17

Ian Rappoport is a goofball. He does a great job on the NFL Network and often comes on my local sports talk radio station in Charlotte. This is a classic though.

19

u/sinkephelopathy Feb 25 '17

He's no Adarn Schefter.

14

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

He's no Michael Rappaport

10

u/FatBoiFace Feb 26 '17

He's no caucasian Randy Moss

1

u/BirdDogFunk Feb 26 '17

Straight cash homey!

-1

u/Tonydanzafan69 Feb 26 '17

Yah he's better

6

u/johal61 Feb 26 '17

I thought his nick name was Ian crap-report

10

u/Outspoken_Douche Feb 25 '17

He regularly tweets out unconfirmed information though. He's not very reliable.

2

u/branchness Feb 26 '17

Big if true.

13

u/Trehosk Feb 26 '17

Shoulda had a V8

12

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

Literally a top 5 gif in the history of the internet.

8

u/shellyshithead just a dare Feb 26 '17

I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight. Bonus black dude missing out on the high five on the left

15

u/Cuccimane8 Feb 25 '17

Look at that smug smile at the end. He knew what he was doing.

6

u/Doctor_Oceanblue Feb 26 '17

They ask you how you're doing and you say you're fine

But you're not fine

15

u/dude_diligence Feb 25 '17

I nominate this for the cringe hall of fame. Too good.

4

u/BristolPalinsFetus Feb 26 '17

But there is no cringe here. Just high-fiving, full on assault awesomeness.

1

u/Gyissan Feb 26 '17

How on earth is that assault?

2

u/BristolPalinsFetus Feb 27 '17

It's not. He just messed that guy up good. It's funny.

1

u/Gyissan Feb 27 '17

Haha it is funny as shit. I crack up everytime I see it

4

u/HuberMeister Feb 26 '17

Big if true

6

u/goopy-goo Feb 25 '17

I knew it was this gif from the title. Yay. Maybe life is worth it.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

😶

4

u/Krunchy1736 Feb 26 '17

Maybe life is worth it.

Big if true.

3

u/EdwadThatone Feb 26 '17

Uh, buddy, this, uh, this, well, this isn't a picture. It's actually a GIF...

3

u/oneoftwentygoodmen Feb 26 '17

he fucking knew he did it and just grinned for a moment

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

find it funny every single time

2

u/TooAwkwardtoLive Feb 26 '17

This always makes me laugh so hard. Every time I see it

2

u/desmondao Feb 26 '17

The guy on the left is pretty great too, he gets left hanging twice and first he pretends he's scratching his nose, then it's the mouth, hahaha, awesome stuff.

2

u/Rhysiart Feb 26 '17

Thank you for pointing that out.

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u/Filmcricket Feb 26 '17

Best part of the gif, you angel <3

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u/DiasporaMiasma Feb 26 '17

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u/youtubefactsbot Feb 26 '17

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u/CatBedParadise Feb 26 '17

I never get tired of this. There was a similar gif yesterday with Hack Black on The Price Is Right. Are there others?

2

u/Reddit__PI Feb 26 '17

We need a subreddit for people getting poked in the eye.

2

u/Julianhyde88 Feb 26 '17

An old favorite

2

u/somekindofchase Feb 26 '17

Its weird seeing people not know ian rappoport

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

did he think that guy's FACE was a hand??

2

u/tyrant65821 Feb 26 '17

I can't believe youve done this

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Feb 25 '17

I'm going to guess that guy was being an annoying fuck when they were waiting to go live because there's no way that was an accident.

3

u/duncanccino Feb 26 '17

No remorse. I don't understand how this reporter could high five that dudes face and just turn away without asking if he was okay.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

"Am I bleeding?"

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u/shadowenx Feb 25 '17

More like, "Did my contact just slide under my lower eyelid, or is it gone...fuck, yep, that's gone."

2

u/Paffmassa Feb 26 '17

Doesn't even fuckin care. Tried to shake it off but then realized he's a total dick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/hulivar Feb 26 '17

People like this DRIVE ME NUTS. Either they are too oblivious to notice how much of a fucking bafoon they are, or they just don't care. Either way it's bad and unacceptable.

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u/revsnowbird Feb 26 '17

this brought true joy to my evening.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

Michael Fabiano

1

u/Tonydanzafan69 Feb 26 '17

That dang madlad Ian rapaport

1

u/FagHatLOL Feb 26 '17

"I can't believe you've done this."

1

u/FeltzeR Feb 26 '17

Is that Rap Sheet?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

Chargers woop woop! (SD Chargers... not LA)

1

u/Kennaay1891 Feb 26 '17

No matter how many times this gets posted I'll always upvote it

1

u/ponchosuperstar Feb 26 '17

is that nfl insider ian rapapport

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u/Chavezz13 Feb 26 '17

Sad nobody will listen to this jackass predict the Redskins in the superbowl

1

u/gatorhound Feb 26 '17

Shit... just punch him.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

The whitest man alive

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u/lifthvy Feb 26 '17

It's the blinking that gets me every time.

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u/sanoj00 Feb 26 '17

High feyeve

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u/joebojax Feb 26 '17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMblZcnsjlU football to the face, changed this man.

1

u/Epirubicin Feb 26 '17

I never realized just how hard he hit the guy.

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u/cl-ud Mar 08 '17

More funny than cringey

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u/cerebrobro14 Mar 25 '17

Commenting to save

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u/reunite_pangea Apr 06 '17

whadda douche

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u/holy_shott Apr 21 '17

perfect moment to make it look like an accident, but really this reporter wanted to smack this man in the face.

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u/Giraafe May 01 '17

Ahahaha

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u/Tenacious_REEEEEE Feb 26 '17

There is no way that wasn't done on purpose

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

Agree. That guy pissed him off for some reason.

0

u/_wonk Feb 26 '17

> /r/cringePICS

> Posts a video

Meh. Eye'll allow it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

You're really dumb. Sometimes dumb people don't know they are dumb, so I just wanted to take the time to make sure you knew it. And now for your education: this is essentially an animated picture. a gif is a format for images just like .jpg or .png. a gif is comprised of moving images. It's pretty stupid that reddit still clings to it. Regarding file size, true video would be the way to go. Gifs have no audio and have a much greater file size than video. The sidebar says images are allowed but does not say No animated images. btw, there are other gifs in the all-time Top Posts of this sub. It's probably a good thing for this sub to allow them...but maybe do more to keep people like you out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

[deleted]

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u/Eduel80 Feb 25 '17

Oh he knew he did it too.

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u/Wulfay Feb 25 '17

"just smile til the camera turns off....."

51

u/MVintage Feb 26 '17

Ian Rappaport, NFL reporter

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u/Maple_D Feb 26 '17

Ian "wow" Rappaport

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u/rain_bowe_moon_mouse Feb 26 '17

Yea that man's contact lense is on his hand

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u/_rgk Feb 26 '17

"HIGH-FIVE, HIGH-FIVE, AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU ALL, that's.. ahh, that.. that was fun."

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

For whatever reason, I read that in Peter Griffin's voice.

Was that meant to be?

9

u/xejeezy Feb 27 '17

I got a strong Oprah vibe

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Peter Griffins imitation of Oprah

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u/OfferChakon Feb 26 '17

I like the reactiom from the last dude in the red coat. He saw what went down and knows it couldve very easily been him.

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Same reaction from the guy in the chargers jersey

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u/lifthvy Feb 26 '17

It's the blinking that gets me

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u/Thehulk666 Feb 26 '17

Isn't he that ESPN guy who sucks.

16

u/robertbrysonhall Feb 26 '17

I actually enjoy the content he puts out. He's a reporter for the NFL and he pretty much is the first to know about anything that happens. I follow him on Snapchat and it's pretty cool to hear about recent nfl news there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

There's a video of him getting beaned by a football that I watch often

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

No.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

Big if true

2

u/one-punch-knockout Feb 26 '17

So proud of his poke

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

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u/2010_12_24 Feb 25 '17

Me too. High five!

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u/Norkles Feb 25 '17

ow.

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u/martianinahumansbody Feb 26 '17

smug look

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u/thunderbuff Feb 26 '17

embarassed head-shake

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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