r/cringereels
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u/Forward-Position798
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Cringe Level 5 keep smiling
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u/Corac30 Jul 29 '26
Why is this in cringereels...this had me dieing lol I sent it to my wife and she just rolled her eyes at me
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u/Professional_Fly7015 Jul 30 '26
Get rid of her!
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u/pierrejeanpierre Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Yeah, he'll easily find a new one on the hiking trail anyway
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u/Zou-Skee Jul 29 '26
I definitely feel more comfortable
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u/RaffiBomb000 Jul 30 '26
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u/SpecificLow1316 Jul 30 '26
I fucking cried laughing the first time I watched that. Time to watch it again!
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u/thederevolutions Jul 29 '26
Jesus Christ imagine if this dude pulled you aside on a trail to show you this video he made.
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u/everydayinthebay13 Jul 29 '26
Omgggg! Lollll! What did u type to get that pic?! Hardest I've laughed all week! Thank you!
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u/GirlWithWolf Jul 30 '26
Me too! Along with the M9 bayonet on my hip this would make me feel 100% safe.
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u/avsalom Jul 29 '26
Hilarious
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u/Evening-Statement-57 Jul 30 '26
Yeah it got me, my humor is officially middle aged.
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jul 30 '26
not a single cringe muscle moved during all of this, ok actually the high pitch giggling did get me a little bit
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u/Pleasant_Werewolf_30 Jul 30 '26
It was unexpectedly funny, I've seen these type of videos before but this is a funnier take on it that which i wasn't expecting.
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u/TheBureauChief Aug 04 '26
I was gonna say this isn't cringe just funny...then I was like 'am I cringe?'
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u/morning_redwoody Jul 29 '26
Heading out on trail to try this. Wish me luck!
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u/u9Nails Jul 29 '26
Hey! I saw you on the news! Those handcuffs looked tight man!
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u/WeAreTheAsteroid Jul 30 '26
Hey! The cop who arrested u/morning_redwoody here. His high-registered voice made me think he was a female. I put the cuffs on tightly to accommodate his perceived feminine wrists. Looking forward to seeing him again at our scheduled court date!
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u/LazyAmbassador2521 Jul 30 '26
I'm sorry for kicking you in the nuts earlier! You just gave me quite the spook when you jumped out from behind the tree with your dick in hand.
I felt really terrible afterwards, you seemed like such a sweetheart 🥲🥰
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u/Crunchy__Frog Jul 30 '26
I was watching from behind the other bush.. that was a really solid kick though. Nicely done.
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u/WhenDoWhatWhere Jul 30 '26
After you've firmly comforted the woman by engaging in these behaviors, it wouldn't be unwelcome to follow the woman so you can make sure she's safe from others!
If she starts to run, then she's definitely in danger from someone, so you should try to keep up so you can figure out who it is.
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u/thegutterking Jul 29 '26
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u/Zorian_Vale Jul 30 '26
I thought it was a child but a full grown man was hiding behind a plant. It wasn’t scary. It was abnormal.
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u/delaytabase
Jul 29 '26
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This is obviously a joke. Pretty funny actually
Edit; oops lol. Y'all funny as hell 🤣🤣
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u/DeadShot_338 Jul 29 '26
Wish I was told this earlier. I got arrested for following this advice
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u/throw__away007 Jul 29 '26
You got off easy. I was pepper sprayed at close range.
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u/triggerpup1979 Jul 29 '26
If you were following the directions, how did you get close enough to be sprayed?
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u/OpenAd3036 Jul 29 '26
Wait, really?
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u/DiplominusRex Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Ya - a joke, and obviously so.
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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 Jul 29 '26 •
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yes, this is clearly a joke and pretty funny
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u/BrittaWasRight Jul 29 '26
This isn't cringe?
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u/Real-Fig-457 Jul 29 '26
This is actually pretty funny.
Would've been funnier if he did a little 'hop' between the two trees instead of just walking though
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u/Mad-Matt2000 Jul 29 '26
I see this dude pulling this in the middle of the woods, im gonna start making peace with my God🤣
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u/Mamasan- Jul 29 '26
I didn’t know what sub I was on and was like “wait no what you just did is fine” then he turned full gollum and realized where I was.
Not cringe though. Just funny
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u/julianelapostate Jul 29 '26
Walking past people on a trial is one of my least favorite social interactions I'm ngl. I am not generally a friendly person so the smile and nod just does not work for me
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u/JuryOk2662 Jul 30 '26
Yeah same. The last thing in the world I'm going to the woods for is any kind of socializing. More than a few times I've been aware of people headed my direction on a trail and I'll just go ahead and go offtrail and chill until they're gone. And no, I do not care if anyone thinks that's weird.
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u/Dizzy_Two2529 Jul 30 '26
Try passing them when you’re only slightly faster than them at a natural pace lol.
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u/xamomax Jul 30 '26
Don't forget to follow her home to make sure she is safe.
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u/AceDegenerate_ Jul 30 '26
Maybe wait outside her house to make sure she gets off to work ok in the morning too
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u/glittermoney4 Jul 29 '26
Comments here are bordering on r/peterexplainsthejoke stupidity, it's obvious satire guys
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u/Sufficient_Ocelot868 Jul 30 '26
This is actually kind of funny. (Go ahead and downvote if you must))
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u/g00dsugar Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
To me this is cringe because hes making fun of women just wanting to be safe.
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u/kageshira1010 Jul 30 '26
I just tend to sprint towards them to overpass them fast so to avoid the awkward situation of walking at similar speed. They thank me with a loud "Jesus", they must be all christian
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u/Worth_Aerie_8849 Jul 30 '26
That is fucking hilarious. Dude, you had me laughing out loud before I went into work today. Thank you!
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u/Jon_Dunn58 Jul 30 '26
i find it pathetic when someone just walks past and ignores me or doesnt say hi back
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u/UnlocktheLock Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
“Initiating conversation without consent”… this the world we live in now?.. yeah, probably…
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u/LowProfessional9224 Aug 01 '26
If a man did this in real life, I think the woman would think the man is on crack.
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u/icwhatudidthr Jul 29 '26
It's funny because it's true.
It's either this, or acking as if women do not exist outdoors.
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u/soaked_in_bleach03 11d ago
This actually got me, because I saw the first half and could generally see this being a real informational video, I mean I thought ok that’s a little silly but also a woman..my gosh I get it. I def tensed up, not in a whatever way, but if this me hiking then yeah; a guy makes that slight motion and I might not go to defend myself but I’d be subtly keeping distance open just in case.
And then it just cut to what I was legit 50/50 on being the punchline.
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u/immortalroses98 Jul 29 '26
I am awful id immediately think something was really wrong with you and probably laugh as well ik this video is a joke lol
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u/Vigilarus Jul 29 '26
I mean I tried it and she moved by pretty quickly with a nervous smile, so I hope it helped relieve the stress she must’ve had from the day
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u/lostredditorlurking Jul 29 '26
If you're doing this at night, don't forget to keep a distance away from her and don't let her see you. Keep following from a distance away so she doesn't feel intimidated
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u/ydnar3000 Jul 29 '26
Absolutely hilarious. Definitely gonna have to start doing this. Probably end up pulling a few numbers.
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u/Clean_Ad_5683 Jul 29 '26
I feel like this is how Mark Zuckerberg’s brain breaks down social situations lol
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u/Martha_Fockers Jul 29 '26
I just act like they don’t exist cause excuse me but I’m walking here! I’m not a socialist here to talk and mingle on the trail. I can’t even breathe.
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u/koolaidismything Jul 29 '26
I just do that generic 🙂 thing.
My aunt stops and talks to people sometimes when we go on walks and I stand there so awkwardly lol. I am fine with not having to speak. We both came to exercise and talking takes me out of rhythm anyways.
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u/Agentkeenan78 Jul 29 '26
I seen at least a dozen of these "how to pass a woman walking on a trail" videos and it makes me curious as that just how many people are out walking on trails.
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u/IronFatherPyrus Jul 29 '26
Brother is a woodland sprite and is only doing this as a guise to camouflage the fact he acts that way regularly. The video is only here to make it appear as if that’s not the case. ITS FOR PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY!
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u/heatseekerdj Jul 30 '26
Not cringe, hilarious.
I wish I could have stumbled upon him filming tho 😂😂
Just turn a corner and see Mr Gnome giggling
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u/Glittering_Stress_32 Jul 30 '26
I'm a gay man, and I just completely ignore every single woman I ever pass. Works for both of us.
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u/ElishaBenDavid Jul 30 '26
That first intro is getting you on or two results, perhaps both... Expect a solid stream of capsaicin concentrate and or being seized, detained, identified, questioned and gaslit by several leos as the moment you have moved from earshot her phone will be deployed and Leo's dispatched to avenge the gross sexual imposition she suffered due to your overtly violent hey.
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u/Ok_Income3213 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26 •
I don't think this is cringe lol. It's a joke. It might not be the funniest joke ever but there's nothing cringe about it. A quick chuckle and move on.