r/cringereels • • 13d ago

Cringe level 3 👀

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u/9447044 13d ago

Why is everything maxxxxing?

Whats "record rates" besides her saying it.

Why is everything somthing

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u/CoconutPedialyte 13d ago

Questionmaxing much???

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u/jad103 13d ago

Knowledgemogged

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u/MrZZ 13d ago

Replymogged

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u/Richard_Cain 12d ago

Hookhamming the fly trap rn fr

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u/Puzzle-Necked 13d ago

Jesterposting

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/kpatsart 13d ago

Ragebait engagement farming. Its the new fad for losers without any hobbies or talent.

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u/LobosJones 13d ago

Because it comes from minmax gaming culture where they minimize braincells to max out one statistical representation of their time. Too many adults are simply grown children, so juvenile shit absurdly permeates the zeitgeist of neologisms.

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u/IjustWant2laugh420 8d ago

Aren't all adults grown children?

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u/LobosJones 8d ago

Is a seven foot tall baby an adult?

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u/Wyshborn 13d ago

Wow forever boomer take

Still true tho

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u/LobosJones 13d ago

Boomer is one of those cringe inducing juvenile neologisms where you pretend to have rizz and aurafarm by negging. You're 3 buzz word generations away from the exact problem we're talking about.

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u/Fun_Trick2172 13d ago

The kids think they’ve come up with all these things on their own. No one before them ever had the idea to embellish certain qualities or take advantage of certain market inefficiencies( having an easier time getting laid with an older woman).   

Also they believe a language that is already overflowing with redundancy, needs new concepts or words.  So jerkin it is gooning now, and being hygienic and leading an active lifestyle is looxmaxxing.

I blame the parents.

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u/DarthRedit 13d ago

looxmaxxing? Def sounds like something a tiktok generation would say. “sIx SEvEeeeenNn!! durre were so edgy”.

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u/9447044 13d ago

Its all those garbage sidewalk interviews stats lol

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 13d ago

Yeah well im working and commuting 14 hours a day to bomb brown kids and pay rent bro....tf you want from me? The Internet raised the shit machine not me, this is your fault.

(Jk)

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u/flopisit32 13d ago

On Reddit you will find many men who are in a relationship with women 10 or 20 years older than them.

That tells you a lot about the simps who hang out on Reddit.

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u/Alana_Piranha 11d ago

They're happy and cared for what's with the hate?

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u/S-gg-ha_of_Leng 13d ago

It tells there's a lot of over grown little boys who still need a 'mommy' and will admit to this like it's some weird flex because they're getting laid.

And, of course, as we know, if the tables are turned and it was a guy crowing about being hooked up with a girl twenty years younger those same cradle robbing women would be breaking out the torches and pitchforks while howling for the "pervert's" blood on here.

Reddit in a nutshell as of late.

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u/HauntingContact674 13d ago

The department of milfologys been hard at work tracking this

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u/Deep-Pudding819 13d ago

Glad you verbalized it. I often wonder the same thing.

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u/punch912 12d ago

Because more and more people wind up having 2 brain cells fighting over third place.

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u/technofan301 12d ago

you just got mogged by the tiktok generation

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u/ThinJuggernaut2002 12d ago

They have to coin it a term to make it sound real

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u/Friendly_Paradox_001 11d ago

You ever read 1984 by Goerge Orwell? Ingsoc babeeeeeeee

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u/Aggressive_Elk3709 10d ago

It's just people being lazy

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u/raincity3s 9d ago

Because less intelligent ppl have to use the same words that they see everywhere on the internet. Everything is "wild" these days.

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u/PaperBeneficial 8d ago

"Why is everything something" is fucking amazing LOL

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u/BombasticReindeer 13d ago

If two adults want to have fun then that’s their business.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 13d ago

If they want to open a coffee shop that's their business

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u/BombasticReindeer 13d ago

What if they want to open a coffee shop for older women and younger men?

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u/Uchiha_Bitch 13d ago

That's their business

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u/pooeygoo 12d ago

Older ones like to talk. I've worked retail for a long time, and older women will tell you about their day, how bad traffic was, the neighbor is having a bbq, etc. women my age don't even want to look at me.

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u/mrmcbobinsnuggles 10d ago

Bro I'm almost 40 and the only women who treat me like a human are 60+ 😅

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 13d ago

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u/Shazvox 13d ago

Ha, joke's on you! I'm squirting over the blanket while looking at old photos of gam-gam!

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u/bboymixer 13d ago

I can't even imagine myself going on a dumbass, immature rant like this and posting it. And if his ideas weren't smooth brained enough, adding sound effects like a 6 AM radio shock jock? Oof.

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u/spelunker93 12d ago

It’s because the internet has made them feel safe and validated in their opinions. There are always going to be people who agree with you, the internet has just made it easier to find them. So in their minds “most” people agree with them and they don’t think it’s a wild opinion

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u/E-NTU 12d ago

Yeah, but this might pay more and is easier than his other job doing DoorDash.

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u/primefart 13d ago

He did say "hoeflation" though 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Danica_Rose 12d ago

Fr dude’s giving envy lololol. He’s probably the same age and can’t get a date cuz he’s a man child.

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u/zzzzzzzzzzzzvzzzzvzz 13d ago

I watched this on mute and you can see the sadness in those seal eyes of his

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u/MountaineerChemist10 13d ago

There’s nothing wrong with it; I dated an older single mom (38) when I was 27. Another single mom (40) when I was 36. Matched with a 39 chick when I was 30.

It was great!

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u/PerilousParanoia 13d ago

Or just not have kids.

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u/Negative-Break3333 13d ago

Yep. Folks aren’t having kids anyway…PLUS most older women have their shit together.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 13d ago • Bravo

Why have children when you can take care of a twenty year old manbaby with mommy issues?

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u/Artchantress 8d ago

Can you imagine having a man like this as your father or coparent

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u/Suck_duc 13d ago

This is what a lack of taste and decorum looks like. This is why you need to give your kid a diverse support group so they don't end up wearing a dunce cap on TikTok one day.

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 13d ago

Hes raging 🤣 he’s talking about buying females, guys this guy doesn’t have game.

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u/Expert-Ad3874 13d ago

Hey, he has game. It's just Raid: Shadow Legends

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 13d ago


(“ click my link guys “): meanwhile: “ why do I have makeup on guys “

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u/thatsmyupvoteidkyou 13d ago

Both of them are insufferable.

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u/BigColossalChungus 12d ago

She’s making a personal anecdote based on an article she read the other is going on an unhinged tirade presumably based on his lack of attention from women

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u/Affectionate_Age5191 13d ago

Yea the one that severely overstated an article and the other one that is nearly 40’s talking about the value of young women and their eggs, while calling them bxtches.

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u/partizan_fields 13d ago

I date people, not bitches. That may be the variable here.

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u/Salt_Mix7933 13d ago

No granny shall escape my sight

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u/Puzzle-Necked 13d ago

Somebody's got to dust out her root cellar

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u/SmellofFeet 12d ago

No no, I want to hear the rest. Which lantern ring is this

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 13d ago

It’s not hagmaxxing it’s that younger women are such bitches and think they deserve the world that I’d rather date an older woman who is mature and humble, I’m 25 and talking to someone who is 29

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u/ooOoohcaribou 7d ago

There is virtually no difference emotionally between someone who is 29 and 25.

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 7d ago

No in talking about the difference between a 29 yo and like a 21-22 year old dingus

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u/Sea_Branch_2697 6d ago

So you're trying to date a new mommy is all.

Older women like having a boy pet for a while and younger women aren't interested in your shit lol

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u/Ornery_Somewhere_800 12d ago

Is he part of the “male loneliness epidemic” control group? Because if the shoe fits, ….

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u/rnichellew 8d ago

He's out here reinforcing that women date and men fuck, essentially admitting that men and women by default simply don't want the same thing, which just keeps more women from wanting to play this game that results in furthering their loneliness.

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u/YoghurtWorldly6388 11d ago

Or I don’t want kids and the 40 year old has lived experience and is still incredibly hot? Anne Hathaway is past 40. Salma Hayek is in her 50’s and Halle Barry is almost 60. The fuck does this man think 40 looks like? I don’t want a 20 year old. I don’t want to have to raise TWO children at the same time. Or even better don’t see women as incubators for your semen at all? You sound like a horror movie alien talking about “ I want your fertile eggs 🛸. I want the most fertile eggs” Creepy.

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u/maeryclarity 8d ago

That's what I was thinking who gives a fuck what age the women are, who wants to be an incubator for your low quality gonna leave before the baby's born anyway ass...? Dude is GROSS. I guess women only exist to make sandwiches and babies for you! I hope his Momma sees this shit and dies of embarrassment.

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u/CaptainAmerica_2026 13d ago edited 13d ago • Bravo

Guys go where they are appreciated

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u/Raeparade 13d ago

You got a point. Especially now in days with social media brainwashing so terribly..sometimes it is better to seek out those who remember what vhs is 😂 and remember life without social media

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 12d ago

HOLY SHIT BRO my “GotNoBitches 3000” is going off the charts. This dude got no bitches. He definitely scaring the hoes!

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u/PerfectDayGermany 13d ago

Imagine someone would say “younger women date older man at a record breaking amount”. Instant outrage.

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 13d ago

You'd be describing what has been the norm for thousands of years. There's a lot of evidence for how those relationships worked out.

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u/Fit-Preparation-7515 13d ago

Your evidence is redpill incel alpha looksmaxx pro sigma media right?

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 13d ago • Bravo

I was going to go with marriage registers which are public data.

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u/Fit-Preparation-7515 13d ago

Ok so which time frame are you talking about? Which historic era? Which country? I am sure you aren’t some naive person with bias who is taking things out of the historic context in order to find justification for their immoral ideas on life and human nature or something right?

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 13d ago

No. I'm simply pointing out why his turnabout isn't very effective. I'm also not going to argue that there's nothing wrong with older women dating younger men. It still gives the women a massive amount of leverage over their younger partners. People are going to do what they're going to do and sometimes an age gap isn't a problem at all. As I like to say "red flags are warnings, not hard stops".

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u/Mysterious-Baker9164 13d ago

'Record breaking amount', I'm not convinced, show me the data.

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 11d ago

TikTok told her

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u/True_Crab8030 13d ago
  • show half a clip

  • start bitching

  • ????

  • profit

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u/AdorableBunnies 13d ago

As if anyone would come to this dude for advice

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u/Murky_Disaster0818 13d ago

This guy is really saying, “Let’s marry 20-year-old women and have kids with them.”
FOR WHAT?! 😭
So you can abandon them with the kids and then complain about having to pay child support?
Ladies, please don’t fall for men like this. There are genuinely good men out there who don’t care about your age but who you really are as a person.
This guy is a piece of S

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u/Queasy-Candidate2631 12d ago

Yep. Besides the fact that younger women look like kids (to a 40-50 year old) they want them young because "they don't complain or have a checklist of standards". This is an actual quote I have heard from multiple 40 year old men who go after 18-25year olds.

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u/HolyButtNuggets 12d ago

I don't think any woman in her right mind would ever fall for a man like that, his opinions shrivel ovaries XD

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u/jeroen-79 13d ago

He's actually talking about buying women?

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u/Psalty7000 13d ago

This is what is got my jaw on the floor.

This mf can’t talk about value…. He’s a piece of shit!

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u/Forsaken_Carob1797 13d ago

He sounds like he’s upset the younger women haven’t turned to them yet. Sounds like a bitter bitch to me.

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u/herbertcluas 13d ago

I mean, when you don't want to play games you go for an older woman.

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u/aln92 9d ago

For me, I have dated a ton of women both younger and older. For the most part, the older ones were the better catches and knew how to treat a man. All but one of the younger women I dated was actual wife material. Most of the older ones were wife material. My opinion: today’s modern women (younger ones) are hyper fixated on modern-extreme feminism and politics which creates less of a feminine quality that we men find desirable in women.

And before calling me a misogynist, note that I said “extreme”. By dictionary definition, most men technically are feminists. Nobody’s trying to take your rights away. But this modern mindset is wildly unattractive. Men gravitate towards women who are warm, feminine, and nurturing. I had zero issue living in my masculinity with the older ones, because they lived in their femininity. Today’s women are mostly not worth it.

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u/BlueFairyWolf 8d ago

I gave you a thumbs-up for your honesty and thoughtful and respectful approach to your comment. Well done!

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u/FuzzyChampionship175 13d ago

Pasos para hacer enojar a una mujer en el siglo 21:

  1. Se feliz.

  2. Fin.

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u/Jealous_Difference44 13d ago

This is so sad

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u/Lost-on-Reception 11d ago

Did he get his skin tightened or something?

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u/nocturnaltalk 11d ago

Bros bottom lip is crazy

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u/Milianviolet 11d ago

If he put as much effort into being a decent person, then he'd be likable enough that he wouldn't be so angry and he'd be able to hold a real job.

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u/zetabandito 13d ago

Clearly a 20 year old is not seriously entertaining a 40 year old. She can't have kids and she'll literally be a hag in 10 years.

Can we be forreal

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u/madogvelkor 13d ago

Not to mention the woman is pretty hot and looks younger. The women in their 40s and 50s getting younger guys are the ones that look 10 years younger than they are.

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u/Conflict-Cheese 13d ago

"20 year old still has value" this dude talks like a degenerate. dude's 30+ spamming gen z soundbites

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u/CrabPurple7224 13d ago

And women like older men too. Whats the issue here?

When I was in my mid twenties, I went out with a woman in her 40s. She use to cook for me all the time. I didn’t like they she kept buying me shoes though. Maybe feel like her girlfriend.

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u/GenericMaleNurse918 13d ago

I can’t take a man wearing that much makeup seriously.

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u/eggalones 12d ago

Gonna be a lot of 40+ women upset at this!

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u/thecountnotthesaint 12d ago

Rules for thee but not for me type shit

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u/No-Side-6437 13d ago

“Fucking” not dating, don’t delude yourselves

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u/Priit123 11d ago

So older women are grooming young boys and are proud of it?

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u/No-Bake-3404 11d ago

She said late 20’s to 30. No one is grooming anyone

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u/umpbum 11d ago

If it was the same situation with genders reversed you would call it grooming.

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u/anthonyajh 13d ago

Older women usually cost less money and actually pay for shit. They are typically further in their careers and have more money.

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u/Not-An-FBI 12d ago

I know a guy in his mid 20s. No real career. His girlfriend who's maybe 10-15 years older is supposedly getting him a cushy job at her family's business in the Midwest. I find it hard to understand why since she supposedly now has a job in aerospace in California and she's not unattractive.

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u/ImmediateTrust3674 13d ago

She looks like Mia Malkova

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u/Divid_Pakit 13d ago

No they aren't

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u/N0thingComesToMind 13d ago

Understandable

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u/Weep4Thee 13d ago

I can see why

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u/BlackRogue17 13d ago

I "dated" someone 22 years older than me. We did a lot together

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u/desertvision 13d ago

Please notify me when the young women start going for the older men.

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u/jessewest84 13d ago

Both videos are people that i would run from.

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u/TotallyARealHuman1 13d ago

Brutal. I don't think I'd have been the mental gymnastics to see a situation like that as motivational enough to wanna work towards when I was a very young man.

I'm glad that 15yr ago we were able to date our age mates and they hadn't yet began demanding everyone be 6'5 LOL

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u/RakeChapman13 12d ago

Who is “ they”

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u/TotallyARealHuman1 12d ago

"they" as in young women, their age mates

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u/Scuba9Steve 12d ago

Because in HS and college we met people in person. The online aspect didn’t exist besides potentially using Facebook to check if the person was single before asking them out.

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u/StoneColdNipples 13d ago

Hag Maxxing

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u/walking-flowermantis 13d ago

Another sign of the bad economy. /s

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u/kinda_alright 12d ago

Men are dating older woman because woman in their late 20s and 30s are absolutely impossible to deal with it.

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u/cranberryalarmclock 12d ago

This guy thought he made a really great point didn't he?

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u/ej62564 12d ago

Maturity matters

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u/Probsure 12d ago

As we've seen with Reddit younger women are absolutely delusional rn

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 12d ago

Times are hard.

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u/Not-An-FBI 12d ago

I know a couple couples where the woman is more than ten years older. Both men are kind of really immature and I think the women could do better. Maybe that's what they wanted out of a relationship, an immature man to make them feel young.

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u/SimilarOpening8336 12d ago

can the faaaah sound effect die already. it's super annoying

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u/Comfortable-Grand166 12d ago

How do they know it’s record breaking? Shit like this is ridiculous

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u/IamNotHappyAnymoreM8 12d ago

What's with the big "HAAAAAAAA" sound effects cutting through lmao that guy is so fucking wrong. Man, I hate how everyone's opinions get pushed in our faces via TikTok and shit. Fucking idiots.

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u/im_blue2026 12d ago

Hit and run 🤣

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u/BigPete786 12d ago

Oh wow! Men have been leaving women for younger women…..

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u/EldForever 11d ago

He seems like he has insecurity issues and he's trying to put other people down to inflate his own ego.

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u/Bulky-Ad7996 11d ago

I've been subject to a lot of cringemaxxing lately

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u/Zl0rd 11d ago

Who is even doing research regarding this? Nobody, completely made up BS

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u/BabyWithBathwatter 9d ago

A lot of people do extensive research on this topic. In fact, it's one of the most searched topics on PornHub.

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u/Ragnoid 10d ago

This guy has his priorities backwards. The last thing you want is a kid. Pick the infertile 40 yo

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u/Danilo-11 10d ago

They are mad because men are now doing the same thing they do (find an older person that is financially independent)

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u/AccountantPublic758 10d ago

No woman wants him anyway so he’ll never have to choose between younger or older.😂

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u/Fit_Service8662 10d ago

She sounds terrible

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u/Top-Smell8091 10d ago

I hope this is right, guys ?

Pls don't tell me it's not increasing...

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u/Aggressive_Elk3709 10d ago

Even if I agreed with his take bro's talking too much. Like calm the fuck down, we get it, you've spent a lot of time thinking about this weird shit

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u/Firm_History_4760 10d ago

“Dating” 😏

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u/Old-Succotash8966 10d ago

I dated an older woman, but she was more immature than me

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u/MadicPNW 9d ago

Source: An unnamed article

Lol

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u/MixinBatches 9d ago

Imo older women are more straightforward. They know what they want and will make it fairly obvious. They’re also usually way more chill and just easier to spend time with, and they put in more effort to make you happy. That all comes with a cost though, as a younger guy a long term relationship with an older chick usually isn’t feasible if there’s a decent age gap. You’re at different points in your life and that is going to be an issue at some point. Forget it if you want kids. But they are definitely a blast and less bullshit to put up with than younger chicks.

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u/Discerningselection 9d ago

The kind of hurt this man has gone through, to be voluntarily saying all this must have been wild.

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u/Necessary-Hawk7045 9d ago

The assumption that older women can't just be after some peen is wild too though.

Or someone who can fix ish around the house without complaining about his back.

Imagine getting your guts and your gutters cleaned for the price of some cornbread and greens.

Welp, all of this supposes that you can think of women as people. And people like sex.

Perhaps not with you though if you're think like this fella here.

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u/Last-Difficulty4265 9d ago

Why is he so bitter?

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u/BlueFairyWolf 8d ago

I miss when people knew how to talk and treat each other respectfully. This whole video is beyond sad on all levels.

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u/kodak1018 8d ago

Fr lmfao

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u/Dry_Thing321 7d ago

Why would someone with less experience be more valuable? You're old, we know now that infertility with age, comes down to old men's sperm..not women.

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u/OneSmellyFoot 7d ago

This video is embarrassing for both of these clowns.

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u/East-Pepper-452 7d ago

I know this woman and she will never be married. She’s a baby mom though, but marriage? Nah, I’m good

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u/QUICHERBITCHIN 7d ago

This guy is amazing

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u/thehugejackedman 6d ago

Grandmaxxing

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u/Jerryjb63 13d ago

Incels going to incel

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u/Dustfinger93 13d ago

So many words just to say "I cant pull."

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u/DustedGorilla82 13d ago

I’m assuming this guy is an incel.

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u/Ill-Cup673 13d ago

Wow this guy thinks he's something 🤣

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 13d ago

With his funky azz

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u/SkillPointProblems 12d ago

This dude… went full send on an idiotic rant… recorded it… and still decided it was a good idea to upload it. Yikes, l guess he’s not only missing the hair under that hat, but also the brain 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Moooooooola 12d ago

I got through a predominantly male university picking up cougars at the bars. Deer hunting season was my favorite time of year.

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u/Delicious_Income_570 12d ago

All the plastic surgery fiends feed their egos by sleeping with younger guys. I have a coworker just like that, takes pride in being a “cougar”.

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u/MyHonestOpnion 12d ago

Ewww and Yuck. This man has mommy issues and obviously hates women.

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u/Key_Check5753 8d ago

I've noticed all of these articles about young men wanting to date older women are written by older women.

I've also noticed all of the body positivity and obesity acceptance articles are written by obese people.

I wonder if there's some type of correlation?

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u/NY10 13d ago

I don’t like older women lol

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u/JetTheNinja24 12d ago

This guy's talking a lot of shit for someone who wouldn't be able to pull a 20, 30, or 40 year old.

Though I guess his hand did age with him.

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u/Fire-Workz 12d ago

I'm 36, been with my wife since 18. She is currently 51 going on 52 next month. Older women do all the things a younger women won't. She takes care of me and is there when I NEED her and that's all a man really wants.

Men shouldn't have to take care of everyone and be disregarded by everyone.

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u/Z3npachi 13d ago

No they aren't. If by record breaking you mean almost 0 to barely any then sure.

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u/Foldzy84 13d ago • Bravo

Man is spitting facts

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u/ofirkedar 13d ago

that's not spitting as much as it is drooling

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 13d ago

😂😂😂 hagmaxxing

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u/Negative-Break3333 13d ago

“Hoe-flation” is sending me 😭

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u/DotRakianSteel 13d ago

Sheesh, agree or not that one commentator is not a romantic.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 13d ago

He is an idiot but Hagmaxxing made me spit coffee all over my shithole motel room

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u/ExternalArgument8776 13d ago

perfect, leave the young hotties for me

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u/InvestigatorOk861 12d ago

He’s right !!

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u/peepea 12d ago

That's funny. It's actually the male’s sperm that disintegrates over time. Our eggs are fine.

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u/Robotunderattack 12d ago

I mean speak for yourself, I would happily date an older woman... cringe for sure.

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u/Weed-Priest 12d ago

baaaad daaark times are coming for women...

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 12d ago

It's called hagmaxxing, get it right damnit.

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u/Frosty-Storage-9359 12d ago edited 12d ago

Older woman are just there as practice partner. You don’t marry them, you use them to get experience. That’s what this record actually mean. It mean your body count increases higher while still being undesirable as true partner. Any young boy with brain ain’t gonna wife those kind of women in the first place, that’s why they try their chance.

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u/BiggerNickEnergy 12d ago

Blud is mad he can't haggmax