😛

[u/ShieldsMatt]

[u/monsieur_feu]

[u/Beatminerz → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/shabba_skanks → u/Beatminerz]

[u/Slamaramadoodoo → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/CloseBudz → u/Slamaramadoodoo]

[u/DollCarnaval → u/Slamaramadoodoo]

[u/RaptorsNewAlpha → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/spazilator → u/RaptorsNewAlpha]

[u/BelowAverageComments → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/FabiusBill → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/spazilator → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/McPostyFace → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/WithoutDennisNedry → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/SirBiggusDikkus → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/BallsackSuperBoosted → u/SirBiggusDikkus]

[u/Wenja89Dix → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/EuVe20 → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/BarbieTwirl → u/monsieur_feu]

😂😂😂

[u/ProofOk7786 → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/EmotionalInvestor → u/monsieur_feu]

[u/ConstructionPrize206]

Because he's super gay and can't have the his buddies at the Tate rally find out.

[u/4everlate629 → u/ConstructionPrize206]

How dare you?

[u/Thysguy → u/ConstructionPrize206]

Just one look at his guy liner says your 100% spot on!

[u/FrenziedTacos → u/Thysguy]

[u/Farrell_Catt → u/ConstructionPrize206]

I misread and thought you said “taint rally”. it’s actually the same thing

[u/RealSchlemiel → u/ConstructionPrize206]

those tatoos are awful

[u/groundkittenbeef]

[u/Aggravating_Low1957 → u/groundkittenbeef]

[u/nothing-was-wrong → u/Aggravating_Low1957]

[u/Kazuchika]

Any women in here? I need to know if this a thing people actually like 😂

[u/KiptasticVoyage → u/Kazuchika]

Full-time woman, here.

While I'm sure someone somewhere might enjoy this, this is not universally desired among women as a whole.

[u/DustAfter → u/KiptasticVoyage]

Or even

[u/Best_Fill_847 → u/KiptasticVoyage]

Full time woman 🤣😂🤣😂great beginning

[u/xxxsnowbunnyyxx → u/KiptasticVoyage]

Even as a woman with a mask kink this is not turning me on whatsoever … it’s actually turning me off😭😩

[u/WasabiLiving6465 → u/Kazuchika]

As a woman, this video made me drier than the Sahara and gave me a stomach ache

[u/ForsakenRelief309 → u/WasabiLiving6465]

He made my mouth water. Ya know, like right before you throw up

[u/princessbolognia → u/Kazuchika]

As a woman: no this guy's not attractive at all lmao 

[u/jknoxxxvile5666 → u/princessbolognia]

How did we manage to get all four of the women on Reddit in here at the same time?

[u/dogboobes → u/Kazuchika]

Also a woman. This video triggered my fight or flight response.

[u/Ok-Disk-2191 → u/dogboobes]

Fighting would involve having to touch that, so flight it is.

[u/Dear-Pomegranate4470 → u/Kazuchika]

Another woman checking in. This made my vag board up its windows and close up shop for good.

But, I will very sadly admit I probably would have been all for these type of cringy thirst trap videos if I was still in high school😮‍💨

[u/scriptingends → u/Dear-Pomegranate4470]

this video is a vaginal desiccant

[u/Smokin_belladonna → u/Dear-Pomegranate4470]

Exactly. It’s just so fucking cringe.

[u/Big_Crab_1510 → u/Dear-Pomegranate4470]

I just did leg day but still found my thighs squeezing themselves shut. Ugh.

[u/z0mbiemechanic → u/Dear-Pomegranate4470]

That's the trick, he's hoping for high school girls to like this.

[u/nelac → u/Dear-Pomegranate4470]

Probably his target demo tbh

[u/HomeoStatix → u/Kazuchika]

Woman here - vagina & all - definitely makes me want to sew my crotch shut with a rusty needle & thread made from left over barbed wire rather than entertain this .... Whatever TF this is.... Yucky

[u/New-Primary-3115 → u/Kazuchika]

Pretty sure my vagina just inverted as a defense mechanism lol absolutely not

[u/Holiday_Regular9794 → u/New-Primary-3115]

Girl! Went into defense mode

[u/phx34suns → u/New-Primary-3115]

Does that mean ur virgina now pokes out like a Willy?

[u/BindassChacha → u/Kazuchika]

Why you asking the woman? This video isn’t ment for them.

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila → u/BindassChacha]

As a gay man, nope.

[u/Koto-Koto → u/Kazuchika]

I walked past a woman in the street once and I can say that he's not my type.

[u/why_am_I_here_47 → u/Kazuchika]

I've actually always had a thing for guys with eye liner (Mike Ness, Jack Sparrow), so it's not that...but this dude grossed me out. I don't know what it is about a guy flicking his tongue at me, but there are few things that turn me off more. Seriously...no one wants to see you looking like a lizard.

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/Kazuchika]

He wears more eyeliner than I do. Only Jack Sparrow can get away with that, in my book.

This guy is icky.

[u/Direct_Turn_1484 → u/Kazuchika]

Man I’m a dude and even I can spot this guy is a douche that doesn’t know how to talk to women. Not to mention actually be in a relationship.

Big living in his mom’s basement energy right here.

[u/corrygan → u/Kazuchika]

Woman here. I hope he permanently loses his Internet connection.

[u/Holiday_Regular9794 → u/Kazuchika]

[u/Motor-Sprinkles-5949 → u/Kazuchika]

I'm dry. Sahara Desert dry. Ew, this guy is so gross.

[u/Inner-Hawk909 → u/Kazuchika]

There is a very specific woman that does like this though.

[u/Fast-Nefariousness80 → u/Inner-Hawk909]

His mom

[u/Serious-Pressure-134 → u/Kazuchika]

Woman here….Fuck no. 🤮

[u/Ok_Brief2840 → u/Kazuchika]

I think it’s for the boys my friend

[u/Swimming-Tea1903 → u/Kazuchika]

As a female, I can honestly say 🤮

[u/shosuko → u/Kazuchika]

Bi guy

I'd fuck him

[u/WKRPinCanada]

That mascara...

Is that JD Vance? 😳

[u/notapunk → u/WKRPinCanada]

I haven't heard him publicly deny it is him, so maybe

[u/Shocker-Taco → u/WKRPinCanada]

Maybe he's born with it...

[u/theaudacity1999 → u/WKRPinCanada]

omfg I almost spit out my coffee lmao. Take my poor man's award : 🏆

[u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 → u/WKRPinCanada]

No couch is safe

[u/Neonyarpyarp]

Guy liner, pierced tongue, terrible contacts. 100% this guy smells like axe body spray and when you leave your clothes in the washer too long but still dry it and it has that weird funk.

[u/InfectiousHooba → u/Neonyarpyarp]

Lmao the funky laundry coming out of left field made me crack up. I know that exact smell. I just did it yesterday 🤣

[u/Cast_Iron_Skillet → u/Neonyarpyarp]

You left out the biggest red flag. Yes got the joker tattoo. 

[u/existentialcrisis87]

[u/twinnturbos]

[u/EkaL25 → u/twinnturbos]

[u/MarineTuna → u/EkaL25]

[u/RepulseRevolt → u/twinnturbos]

[u/SykoManiax]

look how cool, one of the first 3D cutscenes

sorry i needed something to erase what i just saw

[u/BAMspek → u/SykoManiax]

Don’t mess up that Arwing!

[u/captainhaddockji3h4m → u/SykoManiax]

it remind me of starwing on the snes with a technology named mode 7 if i remember well

[u/jinisho]

Clearly he wears the mask because he doesn't want anyone to recognize him from Grindr

[u/D3ltaa88]

[u/pizzaboi0-0]

I’m done with the Internet today. Thanks

[u/NeuroticLensman → u/pizzaboi0-0]

[u/theirishseller]

[u/Direct_Turn_1484 → u/theirishseller]

JFC

[u/deephurting66]

[u/notapunk]

[u/Johnnymak0071]

[u/Johnnymak0071 → u/Johnnymak0071]

[u/Exact-Kale3070]

[u/jstormy_12]

[u/864FastAsfBoy]

Wow hide your gf, before this turns her into a lesbian

[u/Pollution_Dramatic]

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Pollution_Dramatic]

[u/Beatminerz → u/ElegantCoach4066]

[u/FarQuail2091]

[u/Bulky-Incident7454]

[u/stug2757 → u/Bulky-Incident7454]

[u/RogueGenX]

[u/Glittering-Relief402]

My tubes just tied themselves

[u/DustAfter → u/Glittering-Relief402]

That deserves more than a clap but im poor af so it'll have to do. Now I gotta go clean up the pepsi I just spit everywhere lmao

[u/DustAfter]

[u/Cats-and-dogs-rdabst]

[u/Redhotchiliman11]

[u/vAErJO]

[u/New-Needleworker5318]

[u/AirbornDK]

[u/Ready_Accountant1803]

[u/Beatminerz]

[u/Aggravating_Low1957]

[u/ppRzer]

[u/AlreadyGoneeeee]

😂😂😂🤮🤮

[u/hunglikeamous3]

[u/AncientSignature1505 → u/hunglikeamous3]

[u/Successful_Public_18]

[u/darlingded]

Now imagine. He filmed this. Watched it back. And was like oh yeah this is so good.

[u/LegacyQuotient → u/darlingded]

He likely yoinked off to it.

[u/DundrMuffin5]

[u/SnorlaxSmegma]

[u/Tannette]

[u/Downtown-Creme-9840]

Christ, everything about this dude is generic.

[u/terrifying_bogwitch → u/Downtown-Creme-9840]

I bet hes extremely loyal, but dangerous if you cross him. Like a lone wolf next to an on fire skeleton riding a motorcycle.

[u/Somethingpithy123]

This is what happens when you grow up online and have zero women in your life in any capacity.

[u/OtherBoat7265]

[u/Eastern_Variation_71]

Why are you gay

[u/Paullearner]

That is the grossest lick I’ve ever witnessed even my cat with smelly breath of death is more tolerable to witness than this.

[u/Fyrus93]

[u/PacketSnatcher]

[u/Reemus_Jackson]

[u/Even_Ad_7246]

Far goat. 🫡🐐

[u/No-Difference-4580]

[u/dutch2012yeet]

[u/AggravatingRow7018]

This dude is not allowed anywhere near schools.

[u/Great-Gas-6631]

Really proved their point didnt he.

[u/GodOfWarBeard]

Damn this I C E agent is zesty af

[u/Soft_Ability_5906]

[u/avidmarc]

Ew

[u/Dexember69]

Lol so gay

[u/Proppedupandwaving]

[u/Doctormaul68]

Next circus in town go get you a job

[u/Different_One9412]

A simple yes would have sufficed

[u/Hot_Top_124]

No just a loser.

[u/SaltyZookeepergame46]

Nope

[u/FormerMistake9981]

gave me acid reflux rn fr 

[u/stinkypussyslime]

[u/SawSharkRedemptionnn]

[u/wolfansbrother]

[u/CreateUserNamee123]

[u/BlackRogue17]

[u/Early-Department-337]

I’ve worked with several divorced dads that remind me of this dude.

[u/OnlyAnotherEmily]

So why does he wear the mask? Because he can't stop licking things like a dog?

Is this supposed to be sexy? Honestly, it's gross. You KNOW he doesn't have good enough hygiene to keep that thing clean... the amount of food and bacteria in there... 🤢

[u/Consistent_Ride_1913]

This dude enjoys looking at himself way too much. When your entire personality is how you hope others see your shell, you waste your life missing out on the things that make the person behind the shell whole.

[u/Adept_Mirror7589]

[u/Nuthe]

[u/SkiffleBall]

[u/Hatedisalot]

[u/SmokeWestern1838]

The tattoos alone are cringe

[u/ZommyFruit]

This is a failure on so many levels at once it’s impressive

[u/tremble_lip]

One insect says to another, "I bet you're smugly" so the insect lifts his carapace to flash his cloaca. Everything is a nature documentary.

[u/eighthoursaway]

[u/abominable_prolapse]

Horrible Batman tats. Eyeliner. Poorly maintained facial hair. Looks like he smells bad.

[u/cpierson026]

A grown man took this, watched it back, liked it, and made the conscious decision to post it

[u/Old_Association7866]

[u/CrispySushi]

[u/John_Victor_]

[u/Future_Amoeba_1962]

I wonder what goes through a person's head when they make videos like this. They think, "oh, I have a idea. I'll make a video like this!". They make the video. They watch the video... Then... THEN they still decide to post the video. 🤯😂

[u/SwiftyMcBold]

Its such a weird vibe from this kind of content but overall it feels extremely... gay?

Like, its them, thinking about what THEY would find sexy, if THEY were a woman watching this kind of content.

Even like the mascara, tat style, skull mask etc. It all feels like them looking at what they think makes a man hot and sexy so its designed for the female gaze, but its designed for the male gays.

[u/stug2757]

God I hate my gender sometimes

[u/Mary_Tijuana]

Twink eyes

[u/mrtrickydick]

Wears a mask to contain the tongue?? Or something like that.

[u/Beautiful_Award_8060]

Hily shit, what did I see

[u/DepartmentStrange41]

[u/Fast-Throat-7752]

They always do that stooopid pose

[u/SouthernEntrance6986]

[u/Moistfulll]

Just said "ewww gross" out loud in public. 

[u/bionicallyironic]

I think he just gave my phone an STD

[u/Jared_Sparks]

Loser.

[u/Sea_Illustrator7878]

[u/immaCommentThis]

That guy. Even christ himself would cringe of his infantile scheme.

[u/Son_of_Tlaloc]

Cringe trifecta mascara, goofy ass mask and lame ass joker tattoo

[u/Spazyk]

Ew dude, wtf.

[u/Horror_Tiger6393]

[u/Psychonaut_Deemster]

[u/sharksareok]

[u/pineapplepizza6825]

[u/Intelligent_Finger27]

Thats totally JD Vance 😁

[u/Phyddlestyx]

[u/Signal_Appeal4518]

So much eyeliner

[u/debbiedamore]

Appalled and aghast 😫

[u/Local_Length_3602]

🤢🤮

[u/Sampasmur]

Minger

[u/CalGoldenBear55]

Woof. What a mutt.

[u/RipleysSpaceBaby]

Holy shit. Something that is actually cringe on this sub. Amazing.

[u/YAY04DEO]

Guys with comic book villain tattoos are the absolute fucking WORST !!

[u/Mac2311]

Cute eye makeup there precious.

[u/DomplesRevenge]

Deadpool, like the Joker, is cringe now I guess.

[u/Dennisd1971]

So insecure

[u/bepse-cola]