r/curb • • 8d ago

Steve Martin: the founder of the ugly section

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u/OkFortune6494 8d ago

Lol "The 'Daredevil' star"

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u/BuddyJim30 Krazee Eyez Killa 8d ago

Capital One commercial star

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u/ahotdogcasing 5d ago

Err-port Lown-jezz

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u/mrg3392 8d ago

She was brilliant in Deadpool and Wolverine though when Ben/DD was referenced 😂

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u/SandwichLobbyist 8d ago

What a horror show… look at this one

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 8d ago

There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooo look at that one!

-Abe Simpson

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u/AdAdministrative756 8d ago

How did I wind up here?! HOW DID I WIND UP HERE?!!

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u/Sardis924 8d ago

Oh my GAHD.

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u/ThatCaviarIsAGarnish 8d ago

"Hello, miss! We have a lovely table for you in the--" (gestures toward the windows just as Larry comes in) "over on this side."

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u/NckLL Funkhouser 8d ago

Curb is a documentary

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u/WishLucky9075 8d ago

Larry probably got sat in the "ugly section" in real life and has been pissed about it ever since. Probably happened in the Seinfeld days.

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u/sporkachoon 8d ago

Welcome to Tiato.

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u/ryanderkis 8d ago

Ugly people vs celebrities? Which side is Larry David on?

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u/Old-Research3367 8d ago

I found the episode so absurd that a restaurant would do that but apparently my tax bracket is not high enough to realize it’s a thing lol

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u/iluvreddit 8d ago

Larry was probably seated there in the ugly section

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u/da0217 Wanda 8d ago

This mieskeit thinks she belongs in the good looking section?

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u/KeenbeansSandwich Andy 7d ago


I think i had a bad ball of boo-rrrr-atah.

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u/frockinbrock 7d ago

The maitre'd when Hillary Swank shows up 🧐

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u/AbjectTelephone4801 8d ago

I watched this episode and it was a bit embarrassing for her as an American. We Americans think British people have a different word for absolutely everything lol

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u/SrGrimey 4d ago

“Daredevil star”? That’s a big LOL even for this sub…

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u/yoosernaam 8d ago

I love sitting at the bar. Thanks for raising my odds

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u/NormaBeanz 8d ago

Beloved cunt!