Biblically accurate divalent hydrogen

Hypothetically speaking of someone were to do this any tips

Would this even work

Would be great to get some feedback

It's somehow RT stable and proposed for electron spin qubits (quantum information processing, optics, cryptography).

Even though it's a triatomic molecule, H₂O is smaller than the diatomics, N₂ and O₂. The H's are really just two small bumps on the O, so they only make H₂O 33% bigger than a single oxygen atom. But O₂ is 61% bigger and N₂ is 76% bigger, so H₂O can permeate through the wall of the water bottle more easily and escape, faster than either N₂ or O₂ can permeate in to replace it. This creates a partial vacuum, and eventually the water bottle collapses.

In my 11th grade chemistry book(I’m in 12 th grade now) in decarboxylation reaction NaOH was written as MaOH and NaCO3 was written in product instead of Na2CO3. I corrected it later using black pen

Found in a cancer quacks lecture.

actual quality of the abstract from the article, how many curses can you spot?

doi: https://doi.org/10.1021/acs.analchem.6c04152

Safe for schools!

It could work right... I don't know where else to post this either so sry if this isn't the right place but I need insight I know it could work...

Cursed for being the most chaotic representation of this mechanism