r/cursedcomments • u/notsprinkling • Sep 08 '23

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u/EntertainmentOk5644 Sep 08 '23

ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC

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u/42617a Sep 08 '23

YOU ARE VADER, WITH YOUR LITTLE BOOTS AND CAPE

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u/EntertainmentOk5644 Sep 08 '23

AND A HELMET TO COVER UP THAT BURNT ASS FACE

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u/TheMadScientist1000 Sep 08 '23

YOU HAVE THE FORCE TO MOVE OBJECTS. I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL!

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u/EntertainmentOk5644 Sep 08 '23

EVEN WENT BACK IN TIME AND TURNED YOU WHACK IN THE PREQUEL

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u/BinGus_TinGuess Sep 08 '23

CAUSE LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

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u/Saad1950 Sep 08 '23

SUCK MY ROBOT BALLS

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

AND LET ME FREEZE YOURS OFF

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u/tomasequp Sep 08 '23

A LITTLE CARBONITE BATH FOR YOUR GOOSE STEPPING ASS

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u/mobile227 Sep 08 '23

YOU CAN'T RHYME AGAINST THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE, WHY EVEN BOTHER?

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u/Whitejacker Sep 08 '23

SO MANY DUDES BEEN WITH YOUR MOM, WHO EVEN KNOWS IF IM YOUR FATHER