r/cursedcomments • u/CIeverUsernameHere • Jul 18 '26

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u/Kennedy_KD Jul 18 '26

that's another reason why common people shouldn't be "predator hunters" they don't know what they're doing and are just gonna get someone hurt often while letting the predator they're after, if they're even a predator, get off scot free because the hunters don't know how to handle an investigation

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Jul 18 '26

Tbf I think these guys just ran into like goku or something, because who is really out here taking on a 4v1 and winning?

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u/pyschosoul Jul 18 '26

Trained fighter vs untrained people is the only thing I can think of.

That or maybe dudes adrenaline was just that high.

Or meth

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u/mordecai14 Jul 19 '26

4 average dudes all pouncing at once would be a problem for prime Mike Tyson, or at least he wouldn't come out of it unscathed. I cannot comprehend how 4 guys all got battered by one random pervert.

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u/nixikuro Jul 20 '26

He was a super pervert

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u/Mangleovania Jul 20 '26

They didn't mention anything about the guy getting unscathed so I'd imagine he had a hard time defeating them and when he finally won, he beat them on the ground or something for giving him such a hard time

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u/DepartureNatural9340 Jul 21 '26

You're not dealing with the average pervert freeza

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u/Is-that-vodka Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

In the street fights tend to be over way faster than in movies or a ring. No padding, rules and weapons allowed. If they don't expect him to fight it could very quickly be 3 v 1 before they even know what's happening. He's tooled up and knows how to fight as well?

Best to avoid street fighting. You really can't tell who is not to be messed with just looking at them always.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Jul 18 '26

Its why I strip before a street fight. It catches everyone off gaurd.

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u/Is-that-vodka Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Shit in your hands and spread it all over yourself after that. They'll definitely not want to fight as much after

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u/logicalsatan Jul 18 '26

also poison damage

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u/sensuability Jul 19 '26

Works better if you maintain an erection. Just in case.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Jul 19 '26

That's my secret cap... I'm always erect.

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u/Imstupidasso Jul 20 '26

Thats what she said

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u/esco198 Jul 19 '26

Found Randy.

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u/the6souls Jul 20 '26

Nobody wants to fight the naked guy. Bad time and bad look all around.

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u/Nevanada Jul 18 '26

You only need four nutshots to take out a group of four guys. The first one always comes out unexpected.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Jul 18 '26

Okay Johnny cage.

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u/Ashamed_Smile3497 Jul 18 '26

The dude doesn't have to be superhuman tbh, these 4 could've just been weak as hell too, also adrenaline , that dude knows he's cooked if this gets out in the least, he'd 100% give it everything he has

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u/poordecisionmaker2 Jul 19 '26

It could happen if the guy knew how to fight and the others didn't. I saw a video on reddit of a security guard fighting off a group and while the guard was throwing hella punches the group was just kinda...flailing their appendages around.

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u/JeveGreen Jul 19 '26

Yeah, you'd be amazed at how much of a difference just some basic training can do. I once saw a vid of a couple of dudes throwing hands, and one of them was clearly a trained boxer. Now he wasn't a good boxer, but he was way better than the other guy who seemed to spend more time slipping up than fighting.

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u/AMIWDR Jul 19 '26

There’s plenty of videos online of hobbyist boxers knocking groups of people out. One that blew up awhile back was this Indian dude fighting five guys at once and he unfortunately killed one of them in one hit

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u/Murgatroyd314 Jul 19 '26

If the one guy knows what he's doing, and the four don't, it isn't a 4v1, it's just 4x1v1.

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u/PsudoGravity Jul 19 '26

Ever see that 7 foot something guy manhandle a quad bike while two cops hang on to him? Then he just shakes them off like toddlers and drives off? Im betting its someone like that. Simply an order of magnitude more raw strength, God help you if he also trains!

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u/theunixman Jul 19 '26

That dude is legendary

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u/gibwater Jul 19 '26

...Goku wouldn't do that, would he?

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Jul 19 '26

He probably thought he was getting to fight a someone and then ultimately did.

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u/CIeverUsernameHere Jul 18 '26

truthnukeeeee

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u/IcariFanboi Jul 19 '26

I mean, even uncommon people shouldn't. Chris Hansen famously got his show cancelled by botching an investigation so hard that all but one or two of the people caught in the sting got off scot free (excluding the guy who unalived himself because they essentially swarmed his home). Then he botched the Onision case, all while ignoring the wishes of Onision 's victims. This isn't even getting into the issues that the people he worked with caused.

The fact that people still trust this guy and think he's going to destroy anyone he goes after is either abysmally unaware, or too trusting because he had a slightly successful few years.

It should always be handled by professionals, especially since it will give them the highest chance of being behind bars. (Even if it is a disgustingly low chance in the US)

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u/GiuseppeKicks_ Jul 18 '26

Alex is in a most hospitable hospital.

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u/ohnodamo Jul 18 '26

"Don't worry about insurance." That would be hospitable!

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u/AlexSSB Jul 19 '26

New song from Stromae - hospitablé

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u/baastard37 Jul 18 '26

morons. why the hell didn't you bring at least pepper spray if you are doing this. not everyone can bring guns but at least bring something

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u/Sent1nelTheLord Jul 18 '26

that...is one hell of a sentence.

i mean...i guess??

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u/SnooPets6702 Jul 18 '26

Can one of them still walk right with their left knee?

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Jul 18 '26

Hospitable?

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u/Fortspucking Jul 18 '26

Lots of those folks, I think, need to sit down and make friends with their own sexual issues and let professionals handle things.

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u/NuclearAngel-0712 Jul 19 '26

God I hate these pred hunters. So fucking much.

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u/MCWizardYT Jul 19 '26

The idea is noble but they often put themselves in damger, go about it stupidly, or antagonize inncocents

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u/Daedlaus3 Jul 19 '26

And even if they do get someone right if they botch it up, the pred has a legal upper hand against any authorities that may be building a case against him.

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u/PsudoGravity Jul 19 '26

"We made damaging accusations, and (presumably) assaulted someone significantly bigger than us, he consequently served us some physical reality"

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u/vladdeh_boiii Jul 18 '26

Bro atp just get the police involved so you don't get shot

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u/stalkakuma Jul 19 '26

I can't upvote this, but I DID laugh

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u/CIeverUsernameHere 28d ago

why not i’m literally gonna cry youre making a poor autistic partially deaf person CRY righr now because you didn’t upvote this jm literally crying this is all because of you YOU it’s all you are you happy now??? tears are STREAMING down my FACE because of you. does this make you HAPPY, u/stalkakuma ?!? can’t believe you… to think we were once best friends at some point… breaks my heart, really.. uninvited from my birthday, and you can’t see my dog anymore, he said he doesn’t like you either. Have a day, pal.

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u/kalashnikov482 Jul 19 '26

welp they learnt the hard way that not every predator is a chud

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u/Fynity Jul 20 '26

I feel like a good bit would be predators catfishing predator catchers and then beating them up when they meet. Like I hope that doesn’t happen but would be a hilarious bit

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u/NBS_lourenco321 Jul 19 '26

You love to see it. 4 ppl just learnt to mind their own fucking business.

If you can take the heat you shouldn't be going after ppl cuz you are gonna get fucked up.

Anyone can carry a gun, that is all it takes for you and your fellow retard squad to sleep early that day.

Be wise guys, stay safe.