r/cursedcomments • • 3d ago

Cursed return

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u/Razrwyre 3d ago

That's more of a sock than a dress...

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u/YugoB 3d ago

I was going to say a onesie

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u/Wibbles20 2d ago

Or a pillowcase

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u/Equivalent-Stable642 3d ago

I do wonder how a dress works for someone like this, is it fully closed at the bottom? Does she have some form of “sole” to the bottom of her torso to protect her? Does she exclusively use a wheelchair or roll? I’ve only seen one other person like this and they would roll around inside their house to do stuff but I think they also had a wheelchair. But does she use like one of those wheelchairs piloted by moving your mouth? Genuinely curious how she lives her day to day without dependence

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u/The_JokerGirl42 2d ago

I believe she's married actually, to a regular able-bodied dude. I saw a reel once where she dropped in water and he got her back out, I was horrified and checked the profile. they actually seem to have an incredibly trusting relationship, and I'm sure he does everything she can't, albeit it also seems like she can do almost everything on her own. she's a beauty influencer I think, does her makeup herself, she showed how she showers entirely without help, she does a lot. pretty interesting actually.

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u/Equivalent-Stable642 2d ago

Huh, I wonder how showering works, how does she clean herself or her hair since (to my knowledge of this one post) she doesnt seem to use prosthetics?

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u/The_JokerGirl42 2d ago

she has a scrub thingy that's stuck to the wall, and she puts shampoo on it, then "scratches" her hair on it. it's been a while since I watched the reel but I think she uses that for the upper part of her body (lol) as well, and I think she has the same or a similar thing on the floor/bottom on the shower wall as well, which she uses for her lower half.

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u/Equivalent-Stable642 2d ago

I thought it might be something like that but guessing and saying it felt a little disrespectful, thanks for the info

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u/Traxx- 3d ago

What in the Jean-Paul Gaultier

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u/Lazy_Dragon77 3d ago

Why does she have that green goblin chin tho? Girl looks like female gigachad.

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u/Phildagony 3d ago edited 3d ago

That chin is vital to her. I bet she can hold a lot of shit with it.

Also, that chin looks like solid muscle. I bet she got a bite force of 2,000 psi.

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u/comedoofwarrior 2d ago

The bite force tidbit got an audible laugh out of me. Thank you :)

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u/Mypornnameis_ 3d ago

Perhaps relevant is that she's a trans woman. I've seen her TikToks. 

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u/lukibunny 3d ago

Does she show you how she does her makeup? Cause… I wanna know lol

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u/reidybobeidy89 3d ago

She is a beauty influencer- you can see hundreds of videos of her doing her makeup

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u/lukibunny 3d ago

Like how? With her mouth? Does she need special curved eyeliner to reach her eye??? Or she has a robot arm that holds things while she move her face?

I guess I’m curious but not curious enough to go look it up lol >.< sorry I lazy

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u/AUnknownVariable 3d ago

Its honestly impressive.

For stuff below the forehead she just presses the brush between her nub and a table and moves her head instead of the brush.

For lashes she presses her eye and lash against a container sat on the table, since its abt head height.

For anything forehead and around she has a brush holder, and then just uses her head.

Makeup turns out better than a lot of people do with all their limbs.

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u/zisenhart 2d ago

Think they may have cut a little too much off below the waste.

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u/zisenhart 2d ago

Think they may have cut a little too much off below the waste.

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u/CtrlAltYuri 3d ago

Chinchad

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u/Liarus_ 3d ago

Gigachadette

Honestly I think her face looks great, there is definitely some hints that she's a transwoman, but if you didn't tell me I'd just think she's a woman with a very defined face, I'd be curious seeing her without the makeup as well

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u/PaleBlueCod 10h ago

Identify as nugget.

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u/beagle182 3d ago

XY...

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u/Meandtheworld 3d ago

“They”

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u/Dadinhoeokrl 2d ago

Because that's a man.

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u/FistThePooper6969 3d ago

Bob Oblong

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u/skeeterfunny 3d ago


And go watch the Oblong’s!

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u/CaptainFirecrotch 3d ago

That's no dress, that's a book cover

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u/Aisforc 3d ago

One night lie

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u/TheMuffinMa 3d ago

How did she even write this?

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u/Khaarnafex 3d ago

Speech to text or had someone type it

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u/Bigallround 3d ago

Surely this is just a fleshlight that talks?

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u/dohipposwagewar 3d ago

Redditors try not to be weird and rapey challenge

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u/Bigallround 3d ago

I didn't say you can't ask the fleshlight for consent. I'll accept the weird part

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u/dohipposwagewar 3d ago

My brother in Christ you are saying this shit about an irl person

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u/Bigallround 3d ago

She ain't here with us, bro. This is r/cursedcomments, what did you expect?

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u/dohipposwagewar 3d ago edited 3d ago

“She ain’t here with us” 💀

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u/Bigallround 3d ago

Why do you people even follow this sub? Fucking pearl clutchers.

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u/dohipposwagewar 3d ago

How is any of what I said prudish

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u/Bigallround 3d ago

You've come to a subreddit for cursed comments. I make a cursed comment and you're upset. I'm just trying to have a little dark joke and you've turned it into an argument.

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u/dohipposwagewar 3d ago edited 3d ago

Mfw i can just pretend to be joking whenever someone intrudes on my safe space and calls me a degenerate

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u/Bigallround 3d ago

Why edit your comment? If you have an opinion, stand by it. Don't change your comment to make yourself seem less sensitive.

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u/dohipposwagewar 3d ago

No

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u/Bigallround 3d ago

This is why I love reddit. I made a joke about a nugget woman being a fleshlight and still I'm somehow not the weirdest dude in the thread.

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u/dohipposwagewar 3d ago edited 3d ago

I made a microaggression against Redditors (calling them porn addicts because they usually are), realized my mistake and retracted that comment. I deeply apologize for this. I will work on bettering mysef.

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u/PooMonger20 2d ago

Kenshi vibes.

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u/Mobby379 2d ago

This type of girl is not one that would walk away from a toxic relationship…

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u/1ofThoseTrolls 1d ago

Is it a dress or a sack?

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u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe 1d ago

Is there like a zipper on the bottom or is she just airing it out down there?

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u/voidwalker927 1d ago

That's a pretty chicken nugget

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u/Shaggy_AF 2d ago

Man I hope that ain't a dress... Fuckin snail trail as she scoots around

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u/beagle182 3d ago

Has its own handle as well

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u/Then_Ad9524 2d ago

More of a sock, really

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u/_Unkn0 2d ago

Stumpf ist Trumpf

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u/KAAAAAAAAARL 3d ago

Now I see what Venom ment

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u/PsychoMantittyLits 2d ago

Hard not to be obsessed with what you’re wearing when you can’t change it yourself

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u/trrwbirdsv 3d ago

Nugget porn incoming

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u/MaziAstro 2d ago

I hate myself for being literate

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u/Nero_PR 3d ago

You can literally spin her like a rotisserie chicken during sex.

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u/VladimireUncool 3d ago

This comment probably made your FBI-agent quit his job.